Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

do you feel that you can accomplish more by not having sex?

like tesla and newton type thing?


i just want to know if i get any powers in the next few years

How does it feel being a wizard?

How many times a week do you fap?

Are you employed? If so, where?

I didn't accomplish anything in my life. That's why I am a virgin.

Feels bad man.

>How many times a week do you fap?

Once per day.

>Are you employed? If so, where?

Unemployed since June 1st. Looking for a job.

it's actually usually the other way around, weird

How did you lose your previous job?

And probably for alot of other reasons too, oh grand wizard

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Contract was not extended.

Yes. Mainly social retardedness.

looks like we got ourselves a bro in the making, sure loves his conditioning stats.

/facepalm.

OP here. Your stats suck.

Why don't you go to a prostitute?

Cast any spells lately?

so no special powers? fuck

Doesn't count.

I'm currently busy throwing fireballs at peasants.

No special powers.

>Doesn't count.
it does tho, it's still seks

But losing your virginity is about being socially adjusted enough to attract a female.

Nope. You're assuming anyone cares, people barely discuss their virginity after mid 20s bro. Your experience will matter more.

>Doesn't count.
It's not having sex because you pay her for it?
It does and you should go fuck a prostitute to see what you're missing

no, that's not the definition at all

u literally stick ur dick inside ur sister's pussy, and u are no longer virgin,

My virginity is a symptom of being a socially awkward autist. Going to a hooker wouldn't change anything. But losing it in the normal way would be indication that I have matured socially.

Is it that you haven't found anyone you want, that no one wants you, or is it just some choice you made?

this is the exact reason why you're a virgin,

you are a huge faggot

It's not though, plus if you were to meet a girl you like and end up having sex with her , it's gonna be awkward as fuck since you have no experience with it

>that no one wants you

This

I'm OP after all.

How hard can it be?

Are you the next Eliott Rodgers?

Why should other people suffer for my shortcomings?

lulz mainly.

Just enlisted in the Army. Excited to go. What's your MOS?

How does it feel to be me, but 6 years younger?

Are you planning to go further?

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Tell me about my future oh wise sage.

Wraith here I come.

There'll mostly be joy - a young, moderately-pretty woman named Nicola who enjoys reading non-fiction, will come into your life and the two of you will achieve as-close to happiness as about anyone can - but 10 years later she'll die in an auto-accident.

Steel yourself.

I guess after 10 years, I will be sick or her anyway.

no wonder you are a virign

Duh.

>tfw I just turned 20
>tfw still virgin
I should try to join a Masonic lodge to increase my wizardry even more

>I should try to join a Masonic lodge to increase my wizardry even more

Do it fag.

bump

I will
I'll be the most powerful wizard in all the 4chans