>be me
>live with older brother
>super nice guy
>if your white
>brothers a skinhead
>swastika,14/88 tattoos the whole deal
>fucking huge, like 6'5 and solid muscle
>looks like pic related but with more muscles/tats
>bro was always racist but only went this far about 4 years ago
>so if you havent seen him in the last 4 years you wouldnt know
>literally none of our family have had any communication with us in the last 6 years because they dont like us
>kek
>sister and her bf are visiting from over seas
>he offer to let them stay with us
>ff to when they arrive
>go to the door to greet her
>"heeey user, I havent seen you in ages"
>because im a loser socially inept outcast with suicidal tendencies and you want to avoid having any connection to me, dont pretend you missed me bitch.
>"yeah Its been to long"
>"so wheres this bf of yours?"
>"hes messing round with something in the car"
>"but before you meet him I have to let you know something"
>k what
>"he grew up in a pretty bad area so he had to do some less than legal things to get by so he has a pretty big record"
>"but he never hurt anybody and he totally changed and he treats me good, just please understand"
>Im a NEET shut in who spends all my time on Sup Forums and my only friend is my brother who is a neo nazi, Im not exactly in a position to judge anyone else's life choices
>"dont worry I wont say anything"
>"thanks user"
cont
Be me
OP here cont
>"HEY BABE, GET OUT HERE AND MEET MY BROTHER"
>gets out of car and starts walking towards me
>no
>fucking
>way
>HES A NIGGER
>TOPPEST OF ALL THE KEKS
>I dont even have to think about what type of crime he did "to survive" that "didnt hurt anyone" I can read it on his arm
>"CRIPS"
>HE WAS A FUCKING GANG BANGER TOO
>sides have ascend to godhood
>he looks like a living nigger stereotype
>honestly waiting for her to introduce him as Tyrone
>"user this is Marcus"
>goddamit.jaypeg
>"hey there Marcus"
>"sup fam"
>I shit you not he actually says "fam" unironically
>"I need to call mom and tell her we got here, you 2 get to know each other"
>she goes off for a 5 minute phone call
>great now Im gonna be alone with him for the next half hour
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GD gang
and part 3
>"so uh Marcus....how did you 2 me.."
"look man, I dont wanna be your fucking friend"
>i cri. plz no bully.
>"Im only staying here coz at a motel I need to pay for a room to fuck that bitch but here its free"
>k den
>"I bet you'll prolly get horny from the sound of me fucking your sister huh fag?"
>well wincest IS my fetish but my sister isnt my type plus shes fucking a nigger
>"look just dont fuck me off while Im here, see these?"
>shows me gang tats
>"these mean I dont fuck around, just ask all the niggaz who tried to get wit her"
>oh im VERY familiar with criminal tattoos, trust me
>"so just stay the FUCK outta my way"
>sister comes back
>"wow you guys were talking the whole time, what was so interesting ?"
>"oh user here was just telling me about some of the local activities right buddy?"
>FUCKING WHAT?
>this kinda secret personality is literally shit straight out of a movie
>she genuinely thinks hes a good guy and has no idea he goes OG on every other dude around her
>"yeah sure"
>"user, wheres older bro?"
>holy shit because of the stealth nigga rage I almost fucking forgot
>"hes in the shower"
>"HEY BRO, SISTER AND HER BF ARE HERE"
>hear the sound of shower turning off and rushing for clothes
>itbegins.gif
>comes out in just jeans, tats on full display
>"why didnt you tell me soo..."
>he sees her bf
>her bf sees him
>she sees him
>no one says a fucking word for 5 minutes straight
>although no ones changes their facial expression you can sense the pure hatred, rage and confusion in the air
>trying to hold in my keks
>eventually older bro just says
>"make yourself's at home, I'll be back later" then leaves
>its been 2 hours since then
>they're staying with us for a week
things are about to get very interesting in my life Sup Forumsros
k now that my oc story is out of the way just dump whatever greentexts you have, preferably funny but not required
I so hope this is real OP.
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Plz keep us updated, I wanna hear about a nigger getting beaten by a group of neo nazis
it is. will update if/when shit hits the fan
oh fuck op plz i need to know what happens next.
i was just going to fap and bed but now
sage
Congratulations OP, you're house is a normie breeding ground on all fronts and you are playing into all the shit that doesn't ultimately fucking matter to incite drama.
10/10 would stone face through greentext and be dissapointed again.
>inb4 filename
neither of those are greentexts. im a retard
thanks for the support man, always good to hear from a fan
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I'll be waiting OP I want to know
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It's pretty obvious this is fake
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But you really are a NEET, aren't you?
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I hope the nigger dies.
And your social retardation proves that the isolation has taken a toll on your psyche
fuck I hated that guy as a kid. still creeps me the fuck out.
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that wasnt greentext either. fuck me im stupid
Compulsive manipulative behavior is a common symptom.
So is the crippling depression.
Your inability to properly function in society is more disgusting than your "sisters" taste in men.
please tell us in the future if anything else happens, i need to know
Haven't laughed this hard all week OP, what a legend. Please keep us updated.
will do
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OP you better fucking turn your camera on when he comes back
You'd rather sit on Sup Forums making fairytales and indulging in your masterbatory routine to compensate for your absence of a significant instead of doing anything different with your life. You'll be forever in a state of limbo. Don't worry, the torture won't last forever. You only have 53 more years of voluntary stasis before time decays and devours the remnants of your memory.
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Ease up on the nigger, loser. You're projecting way too harshly.
OP moar fagget!!!
is anyone else gonna dump
Bump
Sure thing, champ
im trying to dump different greentexts rather than just the same shit that gets posted in every thread but im starting to run low boys
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>Berserkending.jpg
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(You)
I don't know what you are trying to say or imply, but it's entertaining to see you project frustration, so here's another reply.
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10/10
I try my best
>also sauce on original pic
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sorry for the non greentext ones guys
Did you post that?
>Girl I'm dating is scared of the dark and all around insane
>Her first time spending the night at my place and she's having panic attacks
>Only way to get her to sleep is to keep the lights on and stay awake
>Next 10 hours are me in bed, holding her, while she wakes up every hour or so to make sure I'm still there and awake (she would flip shit If she caught me sleeping)
>By the time she gets up I'm just exhausted and frustrated with the shit I do for her
>Tell her I'm going to bed
>"But why? We just slept 10 hours!"
>"No, you slept 10 hours, I had to stay awake to make sure the fucking boogieman wouldn’t get you, remember?"
>She thinks it's funny and somehow my shitty attitude turns her on
>"Well let me put you to bed" WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE
>"l'm just tired and want to sleep."
>She thinks I'm playing hard to get or something and won't stop tugging on my pants
>"Seriously, just let me fucking sleep."
>Spend the next hour or so swatting her away from my dick while I try to fall asleep
>She still thinks this is some kind of game, so I eventually snap and yell for her to leave me the fuck alone
>"You're such a fucking asshole, any guy would be lucky to have me and you never do a god damn thing to show any appreciation for me."
>"You're right, get the fuck out of my apartment you ugly bitch."
>Relationship ended at that very moment, I slept like a bear in winter without giving a single fuck
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lol nice
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