Invent football

>invent football
>be shit at it

BOOM.

ROASTED.

>England literally teabags itself

friendly reminder we are unbeaten since the WC in competitive games

Pls no bully the bongs Germany

>invent world wars
>be shit at it

t. M.Scott

rekt

We went into the final two times, though.

Heh

Your grandpa's bike in my grandpa's backyard says otherwise

kek

>Autria bullied us into it everytime

Schlappschwanz

You went out in the semis in the 2nd one, Japan made the final

Holland pls

>friendly
>Gomez' goal was called offside even though it wasn't
>you lost to Netherlands who couldn't even qualify for the Euros a couple of days later whereas we beat Italy

Japan just wouldn't stop playing, even after they already lost.

>friendly
>talks about friendly results
either they matter or don't hans

they don't, but since you brought one up I thought I'd do the same

it's not about winning, it's about starting them

UK has 3 teams in the knockout stages, how many do you have fritz?

1 that can actually win competitions these days

World War is a serbian invention

I fucking hate these ugly Britshits so goddamn much. EVERY fucking tournament they just BTFO immediately.

>t-this time we have a really strong team!!

Rooney still has never scored in a world cup has he?

by this logic we have Germany,Swiss and Austria in this tourney

its clear by UK 99% means England teams like Wales or North Ireland arent taken serious

you struggled to beat Northern Ireland yesterday HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this

>kill some faggot prince
>suddenly world war
only retards believe this

he scored in 2014 you bellend. go back to jerking over your 2d waifus you pathetic neet fuck.

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The Swiss and Austrians are independent nations, and therefore don't count.

And also the Swiss are at best only 1/2 german.

Are you bored? This thread was dead and nobody cared anymore

Perhaps you should go outside. Perhaps you could even play football?

I'm sure of more people did so, the English could eventually field a strong team again.

>implying I would play for england

are you stupid?
>the kraut brings up how germany won against italy
it's obviously an example of how friendlies don't matter

funny how these autistic weeaboo germans faggots are always mad and obsessed with us.

>"t-the rivalry d-doesnt' exist"

>European network of alliances
>Gavrilão da massa knew on it
>He also knew kill a prince would provoke domino effect resulting in a world war

IT WAS REFBALL 1945

4vs1

NO ERA PENAL

>implying I would give a fuck

>invent bratwurst
>take in 2 million refugees

how can muslims hate such a cute animal?

mirin porker

We had to play against parked buses in all 3 games. It's only because of Joe Hart's blunders that we didn't top the group on 0 goals conceded. None of them created a single clear cut chance against us.

wtf is wrong with germans? they are always weeaboos or furries or some other degenerate shit. truly a race of fucking weirdos

>this seething englel butthurt

>potato famine

ikr

last line of defence in upcoming racewar

That pig looks exactly like Winston Churchill.

>invented cooking Jews in an oven
>can't finish the job

>unironically believing the holohoax happened

you missed key part of my post
>only retards believe this

2nd place is number #1 loser

>MFW we are back to back world war champs
we might even go for a 3peat, baby