Lyric Thread

>Lyric Thread

Rules:
Make it ryhme with the last person's post
Doesn't have to be relevant at all
Use actual words

I'll start

I was in bed

And OP is a faggot, Fred.

Op is a sped

OP was giving me head

and fuck this thread

i wish i was dead

Lol I'm dead

My name is Ted

And Op is my pet

My boobs are set

but my pet ate the nudes and the roomate was dead

and i prefer to fap in bed

>OP "Stop! Please!"
No, I won't sease you little bitch
>OP "I'll suck your dick like Lilo did to Stitch!"

I wish I will finally be dead

i hope you will not die

Holy shit, why am I so wet

because your life is fine

Nigger

Is this a rhyme

my penis is bigger

that didnt even ryyme

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

snaaaaaaake eeaaterrrr

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(OP here, adding an extra rule. If you don't want to bust some rhymes, use parenthesis or something to indicate. Anyway, have fun because I need to go get some Goldfish pretzels. Hopefully one of you rapes me while you are writing lyrics. Bye)