Hey there lads of Sup Forums, I've got a favor to ask of you and it goes as follows:

hey there lads of Sup Forums, I've got a favor to ask of you and it goes as follows:
A friend of mine has been complaining that things aren't going well with his girlfriend and quite frankly I'm fucking sick of it. He's worried that she's cheating on him (wouldn't be surprised tbh, he's as betafag as they come) and since the bitch knows me, I now turn to you to check if she's loyal or not. You don't have to if you don't want to, I know Sup Forums isn't my personal army, but if you feel like helping a fellow Sup Forumsro out, then we'd both be very thankful. Dude says that she likes to be called princess and crap like that(just in case it helps)
pic related

NYPA faggot

yeah, you don't have to do it faggot

She said she loved the size of my cock lol

OP here, screenshots would be appreciated, so you know, I can show him proof

Bumpp

Bump for interest.

feel free to also do it

Bit of a whore

;) ruined

Bump

Wow what a fucking cunt

fucking fag

1,000,000 keks

Id be angry but I can respect a good asshole, good on ya user, be proud of who you are

Troll the trolls

He's a proud faggot

Aren't you just the funniest cunt? Why don't you go hang yourself you white knight beta fag. You did this for a moments recognition from a girl who doesn't give two shits about you. None ever will. Fuck off you colossal faggot

I don't give a shit about her. Just love making you fags mad. And it worked. :)

probably thought that since she's prolly cheating on her bf she's probably a slut and thought his beta ass would get some nudes or some shit because he earned her favor like the neckbeard faggot he probably is

Your life just got 100% ruined

OP here, tbh you made me laugh more than anything, so git cucked

>snickers
uhh..I helped you so now you must send me nudes! XD
>tips fedora

meh, I already figured out a good excuse for him but I won't speak about it since fags can leak it too

No one gives a shit about you, you'll spend your entire life white knighting girls who will never realise you. Then you'll come to that realisation when you're in the noose, that you really weren't worth anything

Fucking ruined.

Nah, just thought I'd ruin this shitpost. What's wrong? You're mad because you can't see what happens because you have no life and your only entertainment is this? Find something to do user.

Your life is a shitpost

actually I was genuinely doing this for a m8 but ok, guess I can't find genuine people on Sup Forums anymore, only cucks, neckbeards and faggots

Nice one. I bet that was really hard to put together. You're talented.

Update us on her reaction to the thread.

yeah, user, how'd she react?

She doesn't really care. She's more worried about her boyfriend.

Are you actually serious? You thought there was EVER a time period that anyone on Sup Forums was of societal value? They've always been faggots, always will.

Did you just use another phone to take a photo of the screen? Why didn't you take a screenshot?

Elabor8 please m8

Nice flag

gib screenshots plz

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I've heard legends of an old Sup Forums , before the era of trap/furry/hentai/porn threads that are more or less just copypastas
Was misguided but I guess it's fine, only idiots do shit without a back-up plan
as they say, hope for the best, prepare for the worst

his fat greasy sausage fingers can't hold down two buttons at once.

That's an excellent question. Which i do not have the answer to

Fucking ruined that cucks relationship! TOPKEK

kek showed him the thread, his reaction was priceless

Hopefully I get some pitty nudes

If this doesn't work, I don't know what will

Why would you laugh if your plan just got ruined? Nice try at making it look like you don't care.

He and his bud are probably in panic mode. This just made dinner at the Robinsons in Alabama alot more interesting considering everyone in OPs story are siblings.

because she's not my gf m8, she's his gf, she doesn't know which one of us(his m8s) started the thread so he's the only one facing whatever she's got in store for him and just in genereal I appreciate a good asshole so yeah, good for ya user, you actually made my day

OP here and nah, i don't care about her tbh and again, his reaction was priceless so I'm having the time of my life here

If this is the time of your life then you need to get a life user. This is pathetic.

I want this thread to turn good but I don't think it will

fucking loser, doing anything for recognition.

If you're the white knight

>trying to get nudes by white knighting some random girl
>telling someone else to get a life

You still went through the effort and it got ruined.

It's the weekend dude, I'm bored af and this shit simply entertains me more than I expected it to so im going along with it

He only did it to piss you guys off...is that such a hard concept?

But I'm not getting nudes. As you can see in Nice one. Why are all you fags so stupid? lol

That's a cover up because he didn't get nudes. Are you autistic?

Oh yes, starting a thread on Sup Forums is so much work, oh how shall I ever get over this? I only started this thread for the keks and to help out my m8 and getting 1/2 is still better than nothing so again, couldn't be bothered by your whiteknighting

I mean, if you look at the screenshot, he did send a pic before going full neckbeard on us so he prolly sent her a pic of his microbenus and then started putting on his armor and fedora in the expectation of getting a nude as thanks from the fair madame in distress

Your mother went through the effort of giving birth to you and you ruined everything.

lol yeah, this was exactly his intention.

i hope you are him - a white knight's white knight would be even more pathetic.

I'm not whiteknighting. You don't even know that that means so get out of here Summerfag. You're obviously some 16 year old if you even give a shit about your friends dumb situation. user, as I've told other people in this shitty thread, you need to get a life and set your priorities. Next time, post something more of value. See ya.

I sent a screenshot of the thread. Lmao

Are YOU autistic? He did it the same reason morons like yourself troll minorityanons with slurs, because it's funny to piss people off.

no u

You're on Sup Forums fucking loser, you have no reason to be calling anyone else pathetic.

only one way to prove it

You're so stupid. If you can't grasp the concept then how are you on Sup Forums? You should know by now that this is what we do. Oh yeah, you don't because you're a Summerfag.

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Oh shit, the white knights are getting angry. Watch out, they might sit on you or steal your girl

lol, you obviously don't recognize that you are here yourself and got fully butthurt about some posts calling you out for your faggotry.

if this is not pathetic, i don't know what it is.

I'd retort but seeing as you possess the intelligence of a 12 y/o that would only encourage your childish and quite frankly moronic behavior
adios fag and I hope your future gf's cock rips your ass into a new dimension

Why the fuck is my picture the salty thing?

You refuse to recognize that what you accused me of is wrong. You're a cancer to this society.

Weird how you both used the same photo. Anyway, I know I'm an asshole though, you seem to think you aren't. But look where you are, you're a dingleberry in the asshole of the Internet

lol wtf - how could we have the same thoughts about these basement dwellers at the same time?

A white knight calling me cancer? Top kek
>tips fedora

why don't you go back to fapping to your dead grandmother you lifeless piece of whiteknighting shit

You got debunked.

you are not an asshole. you just desperately try be one. stay edgy, kid.

I'm a whiteknight for ruining the shitpost? All you were going to do is sit here and masturbate to a sub-par redneck girl. Good luck user. With your mentality, you'll get real far.

>we

lol

I was just getting into it you bitch ass nigger.

he's probably fat enough to reffer to himself with plural pronouns
kek

Yes, we. Again, you're new.

Basement dwellers are always salty because they missed out on their chicken tendies and couldn't get nudes like the guys in this thread

I know I'm an asshole, but I'm not a beta whiteknight who whiteknights for every "girl"

You do know the definition of a whiteknight, correct? You're a whiteknight for defending a girl you've never even met for attention.

I said we because many people of Sup Forums do this. You guys are so cool. I imagine you wear a trench coat to school.

Woah, you angered the whiteknight. Don't mention weight otherwise he'll sit on you

>be newfag
>want to be edgy
>be on Sup Forums for some months now
>refer to self as oldfag
>act like you've been on Sup Forums for more than 1 year
>tryhard at being edgelord
why don't you do us all a favor and just an hero?

As I stated in I don't care about her. I just want to ruin this shitty thread. I've said this many times before. lol

You're just talking out of your ass

refer to

>I'm going to try and act like I'm not a newfag
>greentext will show him!
>I'm underage but I don't care, I need to look cool in front of all these losers in the thread
>Lol that will show him!

You're sad.

He didn't request personal army newfag.

It's a grill loyalty check.

Fuck summer is strong this year.

my first visit here was around 5 yrs ago. but you are right with one thing: i'm not a regular who spends 24/7 here bc i have life. and the most pathetic and funny thing here is you trying to explain that you are better than someone else bc you spend more time on Sup Forums than he. what a fucked up loser you have to be for defining yourself over the time you spend online. it's hilarious. i hope you get a life sometimes.

Of course I'm annoyed with you dumbasses. You can't grasp simple concepts. It's like talking to a bunch of 10 year olds.

Well done cunt. Now fuck off back to le reddit with your sjw shit.