Favourite movie quotes

Favourite movie quotes.

"Hasta luego, amigo"

-The Robot

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"Escape you idiots!"

Gandolf

say aloha to my acquaintance

-mushface

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what?

Ублюдок, мать твою, а ну иди сюда говно собачье, решил ко мне лезть? Ты, засранец вонючий, мать твою, а? Ну иди сюда, попробуй меня трахнуть, я тебя сам трахну ублюдок, онанист чертов, будь ты проклят, иди идиот, трахать тебя и всю семью, говно собачье, жлоб вонючий, дерьмо, сука, падла, иди сюда, мерзавец, негодяй, гад, иди сюда ты - говно, ЖОПА!

dem trips

"I am a very nice man. I like to treat women with respect and dignity"

- Patrick "Fore!" Doublesman

The bastard , your mother , and go well, shit dog here , I decided to climb? You stinking bastard , your mother , huh? Well, come here , try to fuck me , I do himself fuck bastard onanist damn , damn you , come idiot , fuck you and the whole family , shit dog , redneck stinky , shit , bitch , bastard , come here , bastard , bastard , bastard , here you go - shit , asshole !

holy shit 666 trips i didnt even notice

"A Census taker once tried to fist me, I ate his asshole and fucked his father with a panini"

Hannibal Licked her

The noise of the sheep

Yo no lo descargo, porque ya lo tengo.

-Loquendo.

I didn't steal!

-adam

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Aren't you amused?

- Fighter

I am knocking on your door.

-Heinrich Himmler from Breaking Bad.

all of these quotes are wrong... retards

waste of dubs and kill yourself

"I am your acquintance" - Dorth Vader

"I KNOW YOUR NOM DE PLUME! I LIKE YOUR BUTTOCKS!!!! YOU WILL NOT BE HUMOUROUS! YOU WILL NOT BE SAD! NOW RISE!"

Colonel Ghaddafi, Half Plastic Coat

" Do it then "

-Space Sailor.

"I feel great about everything that is and has transpired"

Ham salad

"Why don't you laugh?"

Bathero

"I'm gonna fuck my mom"

Martin Fly

Devil trips Check'd

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"I am now a metal guy"

Robot machine individual

Life is like a box of chocolates

The fatter you are the shorter it lasts

"Did I shoot 6 bullets or just 5? I myself am unsure but does lady luck shine on you, hoodwink?"

- messy larry

A Bernie Sanders rally: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

Au revoir, mommy lover.

- Kill solidely

"Let me put a frown on your face."
- Clown

"I litterly cannot stop sucking dicks"

-OP

"I'm trapped in here with you"

Ink face

"Tonight we dive into the hell"

- The 300 with Gerhard Butter

"Mate, where's my motor?"

Britbong

"I will make america a nice place to be ,using my enraged penis"

-Annoying Orange

"Welcome to the real world Nemo"

-Morgan Freeman in The Matrix computer

"You can take our lives, and you can take our freedom"

-Angry Scotsman

From Hell I will stab you - Shao Kahn, Star Truck Two

"Do you want to live a reasonably long time!?"

Jimmy Rino

"I will be within your presence again."

-Angry Robot Man

"Perhaps you're not keeping score, but we just lost."
-Pvt Platomic

"The fork is what bends us, it's in everything, the face, between the face and even in you"

- Goga from empire is a new hope

"I must place a call"
- The telephone man

"Say hi to my little friend"

- Dealer

"Shall we play a game?" Joshua - Wargames

"The ability of myself to drive at speed faster than my opponents will lead to my victory"

-Erect southern car sportsman

"Leta go get in the chopper"

- Strong Man

But you still coming to work tomorrow ?
-Palpantine

"I think that acid is kicking in."
- Peter Pan

"Hasta lasagna, amigo"
-The Italian Robot

"Go and sit in the corner, bitch"

Dancing man

Join our group or you will be killed - Bjork

"Create my next 24 hours of existence, be my guest."

-Clit Yeastwoody

"I have witnessed things you humans couldn't really believe. Spacecrafts burning close to a planet. Glittery space things. Everything I know will be gone forever, like pee in the shower. "

- Fake Human Man

"Two B, or not Two B? That is the question..."
-pretty good pilot rebel scum

"I don't think I'm doing anything wrong"

-A dolfin insideher

kek

>This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Matrix

Hahahahaha it's funny because everyone is typing out the quote wrong on purpose to ssem "funny" or "cool" wow cool thread faggots kek zozzle rofl

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."
- a taxi driver

Yippie ka yee shithead

- Dead Hard

"If he dies, I win..."
- Boxer

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Goonies

Good one

OBBY ONE YOU ARE THE LAST CHANCE PLS HALP

-queen amadigliana

How does someone fuck a quote up so badly?

I know this isn't the movie board, but it's just as stupid here

>half plastic coat
Kek

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Talking chimp

>Hold the gate, hold the gate, hogate

So say good night to the big guy!

Weak bait
1/10

"The offer is there. take it or leave it"

these are not the robots you are searching for

Jajajajaja

"I'm on a boat motherfucker"
-rib thief

It's called a tricky, homie.

-The Bunny i want to fuck

"This boat is too big"

Shark hunter

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"No, Mr. Bond, I don't expect you to talk"

-- Metallicdigit

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Inch by inch we will take this benis.

Al Pacino "Half-time"

Im going to give him an offer and then refuse it

-the father in law

Are you speaking to me?

-the taxist from that taxi movie

My sides

"WWJD?"

If he dies, it would be sad

Harold, you are a sorcerer
-andre the giant

Life is life, nanananna.

~Forest Gump

You are the selected individual

Get up you son of a whore
- The Rock

Avada Kedavra!

Charge gump charge
-jenald

I will return shortly

- future man

may I order the dish that lady over there is currently consuming as she appears to be thoroughly enjoying it I am quite flustered
-dinner at hillarys

"What you lookin' at?"

Fedora man

How do I shot web?
-the human arachnid

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