ITT: One truth and one lie. You post a truth and a lie and anons try to figure out which one is bullshit

ITT: One truth and one lie. You post a truth and a lie and anons try to figure out which one is bullshit.

>I was forced to fuck my cousin from the time I was 5 until about 11 when I told her I could cum so she would stop wanting to

and

>I had a black friend in school (4th grade) who came over one time for a project we had due the next day. We played truth or dare and somehow it ended up like "I dare you to let me put my peepee in your butt" and I got fucked in the ass by my nignog friend when I was 11. 2 weeks after I cut it short with my cousin.

Dumping.

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Failthread.

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The first is the lie, fag

Wrong. Still fag, though. Post one, nigger.

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>babysat friend of family's daughter when I was teenager
>learned she was regularly molested by her alcohol father
>discovered this when one day this girl is taking off my pants and trying to get at my dick
>tells me her dad likes it and she likes me more than him
>about 2 seconds of wut before 15 year old hardon overruled and let her
>filled her mouth
>she swallowed
>kept licking
>things escalated for years- would often bargain with her "do your chores and I'll let you suck it" sort of shit

Second story:
>I have two birthdays

>I'm gay
> I watch trap porn

Can you fucking ignorant Americunts explain this shit?!

Not only do you call it the wrong thing, handegg is made out to be this hard hitting, tough guy sport when 80% of the fucking game is spent standing in a circle or during commercials.

Shit-tier sport that somehow keeps Americunts occupied. Probably their low IQs.

The real FOOTBALL is a god-tier sport.
football>handegg

You really have two birthdays. The first one is the lie. Try harder.

You don't watch trap porn. If that's not the lie then how 'bout try again.

oh look the limeys are awake and still cranky about losing the revolutionary war 200 something years ago.

I have fucked a woman in front of a girlfriend

I fucked a trap

kek

Hmmm... Tough one. The LIE is that you fucked a trap?

1. I sucked 3 the dicks of 3 tranny hookers

2. My wife died in front of me right after we got married

>I once beat an aboriginal to death, but got away with it by lying and saying he attacked me first, and because there was no cameras in the area to contradict my story and he was a convicted felon

>I once had an olympic athlete come to my school because I won a make a gross face competition in a kids magazine

>first one, easy brah

>the first one

I've murdered three men before.

Or

I met Morgan Freeman and called him a nigger to his face.

> I'm an atheist, but memorized an obscure verse of the bible (a specific translation) and use it as my password to my huge stash of CP. Which I'm about to fap to.

> Fifteen years ago I broke off my engagement to a runway model, left the state, and tried to live off the grid because she was crazy and dangerous to me and had connections.

It was a trick question, .
They are both true.

how'd your wife die may I ask?

>father was an alcohol

car accident

>I discover dad's porn magazine at 6 and after that i start to molest my cousin, even rub my dick to her ass cheeks.

>When i was 8 my olders cousins used to make pranks and fun of me until the point they make me cry.

Beaten to death by 3 tranny hookers.

OP probably told her about the trannies.

>>things escalated for years- would often bargain with her "do your chores and I'll let you suck it" sort of shit

damn i wish my girlfriend had been abused by her alcohol father...

clever
i laughed

thank you for another good post, Sup Forums bot

>I am mentally challenged xd

>I donno how to triforce

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well, the feds now know that you use a bible verse and can easily do bible verse dictionary attack against your password now.

good job.

oh my gosh.... i laughed so hard at this

Let the back tracking begin!
Also checked

D'oh! wrong post, should have been

Bah; as if I'd actually use something that could be brute forced. Nope; that one was the lie. I've never been brave or tech savvy enough to accrue a collection. I just see a few LSM pictures here or there.

The evil ex is apparently doing fine now, is mentally stable, and is doing minor admin work and living off her new husband. She's no longer runway model material, but she looks fine for someone her age.

>A woman I work with was crying in the hall last night and I asked her what was wrong. Her boyfriend called her and told her that her stuff was in the dumpster at his apartment and she was no longer welcome in his house, all for getting a job and not being his servant full time. I helped her get over there after work and get her stuff, and break into the apartment and get the Xbox and TV that were her's. Brought her back to my place and white knighted her ass and slept on the couch while she got my pillow top queen. Actually the couch is damn comfortable too and I split time between the two. I will refuse, wholeheartedly, any attempt at reward until she is secure in her own person and then beg like a dog for sex because she is goddess level hot.

>Once, when I was really hard up, I got my ex drunk and had sex with her after she passed out.

Ah; you meant "backtracing"

alright. i'll play.

> My kindergarten teacher stomped my ass with high heels. I ran into the bathroom and locked the door. She coaxed me out and looked at her handiwork. "We just had an accident when we were having a footrace, user." Repeat this lie to my mother. Came clean to mom a few days later. But that is not how I remember it: I remember my mother getting me out of the bathroom, and I have no memory of lying about it.

OR

> I used to babysit for a tiny rich jewish woman when her tiny jewish trophy husband got sick of her cheating on him and checked himself into a mental hospital. Their two girls were like 9-12 and had no concept of physical boundaries, but I let them touch me because I didn't want them to grow up scared of human touch like I have. I think the mother actually wanted something sexual to happen. She got me to take off my pants while we were all eating breakfast and give it to her daughter to sew back together, who was supposed to be great at sewing, but when I got it back, predictably, it looked like an 8 year old had sewn it.

unless the guy has a fail safe to prevent brute force attacks (i.e multiple auto erases and refills of the partition its on) but he's probably not smart enough for that.

I'm gay
I'm not gay

Lost

It's no joke.

The NSA funnels criminal intel to the cops through the FBI. The cops use "parallel construction" to legally lie about how they solved the case (a "critical crime fighting tool" the FBI says.) A Florida D.A. spilled the whole thing some time ago and I've heard there have been other cases where people involved have done the right thing and spoken up.

Even scarier if you combine that shit like Chicago PD's blacksite where they stick a gun in your anus to frighten and humiliate you Abu Ghraib style.

At least we're beating the terrorists?

user, I consider myself pretty smart, but I either don't understand what you mean or how this could help.

the cops image your disks and conduct attacks against the image. the image of your disk can't "auto erase" or "refill."

what am i missing?

*wipes sweat from brow*

Second

Second is false

>be me, 14
>fucked sister in the ass

or

>be me, 14
>fucked brother in the ass

everything i say is a lie

I'm a virgin.

Everyone agrees with me that football is gay.

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were you ever locked up in a psychiatric institution in pennsylvania?

so clever thanks for reading the thread

try harder

Fucked brother in the ass because you're too faggot to fuck a chick.

>be me, posted a banana in a YLYL thread

Or

>be me, posted a spidey in a pizza thread

>doxxed my gf to fap to her getting exposed

>stole nudes from a friend's computer and doxxed her to fap to her getting exposed

(You)
nope

Kek'd

>I jerked off my cousin (related by marriage)

Or

>I took my current boyfriend's virginity in a hotel with his mother and cousin in the same room

i think its called the liars paradox

I regularly steal my sister's clothing and fap to fantasies of myself as a sissy trap

When i was 13, my friend walked in on me in the shower jacking off. I convinced him to blow me and he refuses to acknowledge that it happened to this day


Have fun guessing

The first

The ball is a foot long you limey bastard

>Got my Dick sucked by a teacher in school

Or

>Have a sexual relationship with the 18 years older cousin of my mother

you stole your girlfriend's nudes from ex-friend's computer

>I fapped half way between my current fapping progress and cumming. Then at my new fapping progress, I fapped to the new half-way point between my new fapping progress and cumming. I did this repeatedly until I came

lrn2paradox

Nope. Second is bullshit. One of my fantasies though, having a friend walk in on me then join in

nope, fucked both, just never fucked sis in the ass

>I fucked my 25yo female cousin while she was passed out
>I went online on gay omegle website, and was putting a cucumber in my ass, while guys on other side jerked to it and called me names

First is bullshit

everything i say is a lie. This is a paradox because the sentence is true making it a lie wich makes it true and it goes on likes

you have to look at it in a different way, all a hard drive is, is data stored on a medium, in this case, a disk. and when that data is copied, you dont lose any functionality to the programs (if done properly) so, even if copied and put onto another device, the partition, the fail-safe program, and encryption still remain, thus, if the feds try to brute force the password since they know it would be a bible verse, the fail safe program would still be active (since its software not hardware) and take effect after a set number of failures (usually 3-5) and after the last attempt it would erase everything, copy legal stuff from another partition over the "deleted stuff" and repeat the process 2-3 times to prevent them from being able to recover the old information (since deleting doesn't destroy the file, just unblocks that section of data so it can be copied over). it works similar to a virus, it runs on any hardware since all it is would be a clump of data.

Yeah but you did nothing but repeat the paradox faggot. This is Sup Forums not Boolean Logic 101. Plus it's the lamest of the classic paradoxes.

You're wrong. Once you have one copy, the self-destruct mechanism is completely lost.

To put it in a way that even a simple computer user can understand: once you have one copy, you make a new copy each time you want to try again.

But really, the way to do it is to NOT RUN ANY PROGRAMS ON YOUR DISK. I take your disk for forensic purposes, but I do not RUN THE PROGRAMS ON YOUR DISK. Whatever you have encrypted, the crypto, any metadata, filesystem magic, and file magic, are all known formats. It's not like the FBI gets your harddrive in and is like, "Well, he's already got this program on here to decrypt his files, let's double click it and give it a try."

exactly

3edgy5me faggot its a paradox accept it and ITT ONE TRUTH AND ONE LIE FAGGOT

Second story obviously

> I fucked my dog because i was horny
> I fucked my girlfriend because i was horny

timestamped pics of your cock in your dog plz

1.) I have bedded nearly a hundred women and have taken seven virginities

2.) When I was 13 I let my black friend put his dick in my ass

3.) I dated a freaky chick in Florida who begged for me to shit on her chest

Two true, one lie

Two... true?

One... lie?

I've changed the game son! We on a new age.

> I post pics of my mom on Sup Forums

> I had dinner once with Randy Johnson

first ones a lie

you don't have to run the program on the disk, like i said, it works in the same way as a virus, the program starts automatically after the decryption key is input after x amount of times it launches, on its own, like a virus. a full disk encryption that requires pre-boot authentication to access in any sort of way, which makes cloning the drive even more difficult. since you wouldn't be able to view individual files but see the drive as a whole, preventing sector by sector copying, at lest without further corrupting the data on the drive. Several layers of security and encryption on the hdd (full disk encryption to prevent easy copying, a partition based encryption to further secure any sensitive material, and a failsafe to eliminate the data upon someone trying to access it) BUT it isnt a rather effective way since the feds wouldn't brute force in the first place, they would more than likely try different decryption algorithms to ignore all the encryption and prevent the fail safe from launching.

>I killed two people and spent 13 years inside for it

>I havent ever killed anyone

Where you on the news from perth I think I know who you are

Actually third one was the lie. But it was a half lie, as said chick asked me to pee on her, but not poopy

10/10 response