It's my birthday today

It's my birthday today
>no family
>no friends
>I have about $2000 that I can blow with no remorse
>I'm very outgoing and don't mind doing things alone
What should I do with myself today to celebrate?

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Happy birthday Op!

If you game, order a vr headset

Go about your business as of it was an ordinary day. Why specifically do something you wouldn't normally do because its your birthday? Be true to yourself, faggot. And happy birthday.

Thanks user. You're the 1st person to wish me a happy b-day in 2 years since my brother died
>this is now a dubs thread

happy bday op, treat yourself

>this is now a dubs thread

No, this is a feels thread now.

Hookers and blow..just sayin

checkd

Happy birthday OP, I'd say blow that money on a god teir escort and go ham

Buy a nice set of drugs and eat them all at once.

Born and dead the same day of the year. Isn't that neat ?

i'd drink to that

also happy bday user.

That's what I usually do but I work so damn much that I figure this would be a good day to take a break and do something for myself. thanks bro

Join a sports club, buy some decent gear. Make friends, get healthy. Be happy.

buy something that you've wanted for a while. buy some nice clothes and shoes or vidya or something

>gamble at betonline.com
>black jack
>livestream on twitch
>$6400 goal

Fuck that. I want to live as long as physically possible

go out to a bar and meet some people :) happy birthday op

Is it legal in the us? I thought all gambling sights got shut down

sites*

:)

Go do something extreme, skydiving or some shit that gets your adrenaline up

Go to the zoo and bribe them to let you in one of the enclosures.

drop a kid in there too
>watch butthurt

I'm definitely going to do this...then try to find a classy whore. I'm tired of bringing home sluts that don't leave when I'm done fucking them

So what do YOU feel like doing today?

Finger a giraffe
>watch the butthurt

Lololol.
if I can find some good drugs I will do this

Why so you can slowly deteriorate over time and contract as many painful diseases before you even reach 70?

Yeah, you cant to.
We don't. Kill yourself, friendless prick.

I want to have a genuine good time during the day...ya know..like the zoo idea seemed cool and at night I want to have an non-genuine good times with drugs and strippers

Where are you, I'd make that happen.

So have the best time of your life when you're young and full of energy with a whole world of experiences to be had, or, get an extra 10 years to shit your pants in old age.

I'm just pulling ya leg, just be yourself and be a better motherfucker than you were the day before and tomorrow you're going to do the same.

New Orleans, La

Pic related?

Invest and/or save.

Wrong continent. Ah well I'm going to the zoo anyway.

Buy low, sell high? Sounds simple.

You're in America, Right? I'd Buy high.

Buy a van, put a mattress in the back, just start driving. Get some excitement in your life.

Or maybe something you think will grow big.

Happy birthday op, you marvelous faggot.

splurge on high class escorts and cocaine

Lurking because same situation

what part of nola i live in mid city

I have money in stocks and I have a nice pile in my savings.
I'm just looking to blow some cash on good times...like an idiot basically

Happy birthday user we love you

happy birthday op! next beer im drinking will be to you!

get high af and go eat somewhere nice

Hey Op so read a little and sound kinda similiar to me altough I dont have the dosh.

Working hard and therefore loosing a lot of time.

How bout you do something these faggots cant even comprehend, get into a car and now in the order you prefer

-go into mens fashion store and buy a nice suit, maybe there even is a shop that can tailor one for you today.
-go to your next spa and have some fancy massage or relaxtion stuff
-go to a fancy restaurant where you can get a table for one and enjoy something new and nice
-get a nice dvd, a nice bottle of your prefered alcohol/juice/water (if you dont have any ask someone in store to recommend something) and get a snack you like and let the day run down slowly
-or if none of this sounds good at all do something you really liked as a kid or always wanted to do- you got the dosh today is the day

if possible try to get someone to take pictures, I know it might be akward but it would be good to have some a) to remember it as something special b) something to put on social media that will get some attention

Hope the timezone you are allows for at least a bit of this. Happy Birthday and for once pretend you are a King and don't give a shit about work, women or what other people think of you and enjoy your time.

Buy me a graphics card? I'm in need of a new one.
Plus it will make you happy if you make others happy :)

happy birthday :)

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Take 500, treat yourself the an amazing steak dinner. Buy yourself something you want to have some fun with. Put the rest in a credit union savings account so you can pull a little interest. Sounds like a great day to me.

thx for the (you)

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Holy shit. I live in old Metairie. I'm an attractive, drug using, alcohol guzzling, womanizing 30 year old. Do you want to come out and run the streets with me while i gather up some fuck sluts ?

Sup my nigga happy b-day

>bottle of preferred water

thx for the 2nd (you) senpai

do it!

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Happy Birthday, OP! :)

not everyone drinks alcohol or juice also you can buy fucking expensive water

Damn gotta get me some of that VOSS niqqa

Buy a weapon, camo and invest in creating or supporting a fascist organization/militia.

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Joe and the juice?

Also happy Birthday you lonely fuck cunt

It was my birthday yesterday (june 4th) user. Happy b day man.

nooooice im 28... i cant do too many drugs bc of my job...only do coke occasionally and lsd.cant do anything today bc its my gf's birthday so taking her to brunch and to see Wicked later(shes theater nerd)

lol. thanks for the laugh

Do this op, get shitfaced fuck bitches take pics and vid make new bread tomorrow with results.

Buy a kitten

Either a really expensive one or expensive toys and shit

What happened to your parents and siblings?

OP left

What are you Neil fucking Strauss or something?

dammit op. you just made me miss my ex girlfriend on my b-dayou lol. if you change your mind I'll be at harrahs at 10pm and the hustler club by 12am if I lose the money I set aside for the casino

This

well good luck bro and happy bday

Happy birthday OP. you should know the protocol. Hookers and blow. One thing I do agree with from the long winded fucker was talking abou the preferred water was the photographer. Get one of those.Today will be your day! Happy birthday!

Some laugh and some are simply idealists

Happy Birthday Op!
I also made that picture much better.

my mom kicked me out of her house when I was 13..haven't talked to her since.
dad died 2 years ago of cancer.
brother died 5 years ago while riding his motorcycle, a trucker fell asleep at the wheel and killed him.
I choose not to have friends or get too close to people. They all either die or let you down.
I'm not a sad fuck though or trying to be a mellow dramatic faggot

YES!

neil is older and a bullshitting journalist

>longwinded fucker
>proceeds to be longwinded fucker

Expensive water? For the price of it, it fucking better be from the douche that Taylor swift used.

>1) Buy cheap and older car/motorbike ; if already acquired, go to step 2
>2) Get some weed/booze/banjo
>3) go south
>4) disappear a week or a month in autonomous community/illegal mex settlements/hippie villages
>5) Do peyote, fuck hippie/alternative chicks, discover the meaning of life

lololol

I want to do this.

you joke but that is literally something I plan on doing. I'm going to do it when I acquire at least a million in assets and wealth...I'm only worth about 200k if I liquidated everything I own. I want to have something to come back to when I'm done fucking off.

youtube.com/watch?v=tNcRfuySzRU

I romanticize with this idea quite often. A sort of adventure when you're young that you do for a period of time and find yourself.

Thanks for the birthday laughs anons. This was a great start to my birthday. I'm officially in a good mood...thanks again bros

Take care OP and enjoy yourself.

Full fuckin kek. Thanks for starting my day off. But in my defense that post was no where near as lond as water dong was...

*dad died 5 years ago of cancer
*brother died 2 years ago
sorry had to correct myself there

Just spreading some laughter, bro.

jfc waste of trips