Be honest, how many times a day do you think about cutting your penis off?

be honest, how many times a day do you think about cutting your penis off?

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mainly just think about getting rid of my balls, how do i do it?

im a pussy so it has to be mostly painless

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i times a day

Just once, today, just now, because you're a massive faggot OP

I have a fetish where my cock is a tiny clitty unable to ever satisfy a woman. It was be humiliating but I would get off on it.

Why would I ever do something like that? I love my dick, I got a huge libedo

>friend goes to a ninja party
>sees this guy wearing an eyepatch
>"lol what a faggot, its a ninja party not a pirate party, go home and change"
>guy replies "actually i tried to shoot myself a few years but i aimed to far forwards and blew out my eye"
>hfw

but in reality do you have a 8 inch destroyer?

Holy fuck

nice dubs!

Now watch how it's done

just take hormones and your dick will shrink

I sometimes fantasize about swapping bodies with my sister so she can fuck me in her pussy with my own penis

0 times because I'm a sain person. When did /b get this autistic? I see it everywhere in /b now.

bet you thought about it when you typed that comment

Lots and lots of times, its one of my turn-ons.

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that looks like a bat with its mouth open

oh god is that a dribble of jizz coming out of it oh god no make it go away

That's where humpty and dumpty used to hang out...

Only when I get naked to shower and see myself in the mirror. It's so disappointing having one.

I don't think about it most of the time.

r u a tranny?

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>do you think about cutting your penis off?
I honestly do not think about cutting my penis off

Is there a translated version?

this raises so many questions

you look at her vagoo, but it actually a tinker

pulling so much skin over, I bet that would feel super uncomfortable

You should try waking up as me

>go to peepee
>don't hold willy properly
>benis is gone

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