Hello Sup Forums i am Dana Scully from the FBI

Hello Sup Forums i am Dana Scully from the FBI

I'd like to ask if anyone knows information about a person who frequents this website? He goes by the name 'anonymous'.

Your cooperation is appreciated.

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Ayyy lmao

I love you Scully.

Why were your eyes all swollen in that one episode?

Hmm, what did you say? Is this one of those 'memes'?

That's interesting.

Excuse me, What Epidose?

you'll never catch me

Who is this!
identify yourself or i'll have you traced!

Season 2 episode 8 "one breath" you were in a coma but your eyes were all swollen but you didn't look beat up or anything. Do comas make your eyes swell or some shit?

How do you know about this?
I have no clue what you are talking about with these 'episodes'!

Fake and gay

They are aliens, from space

I can assure you sir that i am not 'fake and gay'

I'm shutting this investigation down.

Do you like baseball Scully?
Anonomous is a cyborg from the sky net company created to feed you hotdogs at the ball park. But what they don't want you to know is that they are constantly scanning the attendees heads. For what you may ask? Hat size and statistics, the hat business is major source of income and mind control for the MLB and their alien counterparts

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hxszN_1k6fQ

rule #31 and rule #35 must apply here,

Special Agent Dale Cooper here to take over this investigation.

That is insane, also we are logging all these IPs that have been uploading images of our agents.
What are these rules?

i found out where you live, Mr house number 64.

this

Sorry Coop we don't have damn good coffee here. Move along.

What about pie?

bump

Listen here, Thomas. I'm in charge now.

Oh shit

rule #34 dosnt apply @ the moment

Don't you see, Scully?

Anonymous is a government conspiracy used to mask alien activity on the internet. If the general population found out E.T.s liked to shit post the civilized world would devolve into pure chaos.

Can someone show me what these 'rules' are?

Please elaborate.

Frig off randy

Tits and timestamp or GTFO

Can you show us your pussy? I bet it's really hairy.

Dana, we all know it would take you at least 8 seasons to even acknowledge the existence of anons

Scully. We need you to undress. You're body is overheating, and you need to expel as much heat as possible

Did you know solicitation is a federal offense?

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