So Sup Forums I was looking around one of my old stash spots in my ceiling and I spotted this little circular platter with a white substance. It's very soft in texture and I know the guy who use to own my house was a huge cokehead. And I mean it was up in the ceiling, it has some dust and shit on it, but why it just doesn't add up.
I would think it's coke but it doesn't smell or taste like any coke i've had (given that isn't a wide variety). It dissolved in vinegar but didn't foam like normal soda. If it is coke, i'm having a field day, but I doubt it is... How the fuck do I figure it out without doing a rail and calling poison control. I already sniffed some, feeling something, but not my usual coke high. No numbness.
Jackson Rodriguez
Asbestos lol you retarded monkey just snorted cancer
Dylan Morgan
nigger the pure white substance is not asbestos, it was in a lid chilling up there.
Isaiah Hernandez
lel that's tetramethylenedisulfotetramine,aka rat poison
Jacob Ramirez
sniff more
Logan Anderson
You quite possibly snorted some rat poison. I'd call poison control just to be safe.
Kevin Morgan
Eat poison
Adrian Bailey
ye tha's rat poison you fucking junkie
Brandon Murphy
it was the smallest of bumps. And i'd rather not go through that ordeal. I mean I feel like i'm dying. But i'm probably gonna throw that out now
Henry Nguyen
you'd think if someone stashed coke it would be at least in a sealed baggie. Snort moar OP your brain is obviously already rotten
Christian Sanchez
it is rat poison.
Charles Diaz
Don't feel like i'm dying****
Isaiah Bell
thats one of those rat poison platters you put in the crawlspace. They kinda stopped making those in like the eighties tho
Lucas Foster
looks like dried out blow-in insulation
here's a test: take a small amount and drop it in a glass of water if it floats without breaking down, it's not coke, or any other type of drug
Colton Robinson
that's definitely coke, snort more OP.
Cooper Davis
sound to me the stuff is already doing it's magic
inb4 OP was kill
Easton Carter
if it's warfarin then it's not likely to poison you (maybe give you the runs, at worst it's a blood thinner for humans), even though it'll kill rats and other small rodents.
Chase Carter
Bruh you just snorted. Rat poison. You win the Darwin award 2016 rip
Tyler Young
but studies show that rat poison is effective only on rats duh thats why its called rat poison, SNORT IT UP
Jacob Hill
OP here, still alive. For sure wasn't coke.
I'm pretty sure i'll be fine.
Daniel Harris
this is gold im capping
Luis Flores
You just saved your own life, OP
Logan Lewis
Haha this is why I love Sup Forums
Justin Harris
Sup Forums was good to op today
Ryan Ortiz
post the cap so i can save plz.
Michael Williams
Yeah I'm really glad I didn't do a rail...
Tired as fuck but I don't want to sleep now. Even my roommate was like "yup smells like Rat poison".
But hey, if I survive this I am user, King of Rats.
Mason Davis
Best quads
Connor Gomez
No, but the biggest dumbass faggot I've ever seen
Luke Jenkins
How many times have you snorted poison and lived pussy?
OP: 1 : 0
Carson Torres
Woah quads
Nathan Hughes
>OP here, still alive. For sure wasn't coke. Rolls quads
4gods allow thee life today. Make him well
Levi Scott
I only used to do nearly every drug long time ago , but this is very dumb except it doesn't matter if you kill yourself
Xavier Young
Hell, i've taken shit loads of 25-Imgonnadie, I think a little rat poison will only make me stronger. I build a bigger immunity, eventually i'll be swallowing whole pellets.
Chase Ramirez
>Future OP >King of Rats.
Julian Cooper
saved by quad-satan
Connor White
Okay, threw away the rat poison, now I found these in my crawl space. What kinda pills are they? I already popped like 4