Would you kill a puppy for 18 Bill. $ Sup Forums?

Would you kill a puppy for 18 Bill. $ Sup Forums?

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I would EAT that puppy for one million

Nope.

Give me a puppy and i'll do it for free

Cognates you a logical person.

"10 grand, 10 grand easy"
~Papa Franku

What does it have to do with logic?

I'd do it for 18 billion Rubbles

Yes, and then with the money I would start several no kill dog shelters. I would save the lives of many dogs every day which would more than make up for it. And I would still have 17.999 billion left over.

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This is Sup Forums there is no logit here

Why would anyone kill such a beautiful little creature? Don't be monsters :'(

nel

nope

i would and in its honour i'd donate like 80% to animal welfare shit

For free

wow some one who has a brain that's rare on Sup Forums

You could use that money to save many puppies lives
the needs of many puppies out way the needs of one puppy


but honestly i probably wouldnt. it would be too fucked up too witness that shit

I would rape it for 500,000. Money doesn't grow on trees.

Silly Koreans

of fucking course i would , it says "step" , dog doesnt even have to die or get crushed

Take your finger out of your ass, mate. Everyone already thought of that

people are just joking on here

Id close my eyes and pretend I didn't see it to ease the pain of guilt but yes

nigga I'd do that shit for $1000

It's not specified how hard I have to step on the puppy, so I lightly press my foot on it and get 18 billion dollars.

sick

a user with eyes who knew...

LMAO

For 18 billion Im jumping off a ladder and death stomping that puppy.

OP asked if you would kill it for $18 bil.

If I could close my eyes and not have to look at it afterwards and it was never brought up again in my life.
I'd feel bad but the endless amount of money would provide me with some comfort and drugs and therapy.

I'd rape that puppy for 18 billion.

pussy.
I'd do it for 10 grand. 10 grand EASY.

fucking hell, i'd probably do it for 20k or something. I've sucked dick for cash before, so this is probably one step up for me.

Just step on it's paw for instant 18bn

Or drop kick it

kill the dog, build homeless programs myself that hires 2-300 people at each location every 4-5 miles until ive covered my city. fund program to pay those workers 10-20 an hour depending on job importance, and if the homeless are cooperative and start progressing, and have been acting well in program for 2-3 months we will adopt and give each one a dog from shelters around my city. put 8 billion into this program and keep it running as long as that lasts. if noted impact on my community, bring this program to the whole country. etc, expand. what i can do with 18 billion supersedes the life of 1 dog. ill make it painless

see

stepping on puppies is worse than sucking dick.
Unless you're a guy in which case you're fucking gay and should kys

its 18 bill. bro

But I don't have 18 billion dollars

id do it to spite ex wife shed get half of blood money and would an hero upon learning how it was gained.
would hope that anyway but shes a honorless,hippocrital no value having reptilian so maybe not.
gimme a scenario where my ex wife would an hero.

Nope.

that's just extra money the moron would give me.
Dumbfuck should learn to negotiate, who starts off at 18 billion anyways?

then do it kill the puppy if not be broke

Donald trump

bro. 18 billion, you can buy a private island. hire professional hitman for even as low (or high) as 100 grand and you will never hear from your ex wife again

This.

You feel-fags are only looking at a fucking picture.

Read the fucking question you niggers.

Kill it? Yes... I'd use a shotgun or something to blow the little fucker away.

-Wouldn't be able to get rid of that image from my mind with all that money though.

Kek. The gif tops this comment off perfectly.

Trump would have got stumped

Not gay, just not as privileged as you, didn't have parents money or house, was that or starve, so who fucking cares, you can't judge me at all.

would kill 18 billion puppys for 1 dollar... no i wouldnt

He is just saying what Filthy Frank said, not intelligent just copypasta.

this shit is getting a bit weird for me continue if you want I'm out of here.

i would want to but probably couldnt

For an 18 dollar bill? No. I no fake money when i sees it.

i done that for fun

Edgelord

Watch that edge, son.

Yeah I would,

Jesus, privilege? I could have no money and never fucking resort to sucking dick for cash. Face it. You're gay.

An 18 Bill. No. But put a few hundred zeros behind a 1 after that $ sign and we might talk.

You could buy the U.S.A with 18 Billion Dollars.

Yep then again I have a dog rekt folder

I would do it for so much money but only to invest into saving ALL other PUPPIES

You couldn't pay a percent of the US's debt with 18 billion.

Hell I might just do it for a buck.

Dogs really are teh niggers of the animal kingdom

>a few hundred zeros
5-6 zeros and we can talk.

Found the retard

I'd gas that puppy for less than that!

I'll kill you for $5.

I would moonwalk on it for 18 billion dollars

i said it again on a previous thread
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your average Sup Forumstard would kill a pup in private with one other witness for about $20
they would kill a pup for about $100 if there were multiple witnesses (max of about 10 people) - also if everyone didn't record anything and it happened in private in a secluded location
an average Sup Forumstard would think long and hard if killing a pup meant having it recorded on smartphones by a group of people - the individual would probably kill if it meant being paid about $1,000 but no less
- conversely, if the individual was feeling lonely, depressed, angry or very upset, they would probably kill the pup in private and never tell anyone.

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I would let the puppy step on me for 18 billion dollars

Yes you could.
All countries combined have less than 80 Billion Dollars.

I would for $500

Yes because loneliness is cured by killing everything around you... retard.

Although dogs lives are cheap.

No the real question would be would you kill a dog by eating it alive for a few days of internet

So, $00000000000000018.00000000?

Wot

i have better rekt porn than u

holy shit nigga are u really that retarded?

To all the people that said something similar to this:

Your entire legacy would be founded on the edifice of the fact that you ruthlessly killed a defenseless animal. Not for food. Not even for sport, like game hunting. Just a cruel execution.

Yeah, people would respect you a ton.

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Sorry actually you could pay off .1% of the federal debt alone. Stay in school kid.

I dont have that much money but i can give you 10 pounds for killing that dog.

No.
Because there's no way in hell the person making the offer would actually pay up.
There is no one on earth with 18 billion dollars and nothing better to do with it than pay me to step on a puppy.

If I stepped on the puppy, the guy would welch on the offer and I'd get arrested for assaulting him. It's a lose-lose scneario.

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I've had to drown kittens before, this couldn't be much worse

If i kill the puppy can i have 1 magma?

Except it wasn't just for nothing you twat
It was for $18,000,000,000
Anyone, ANYONE who says they wouldn't take it is a liar

>American Education

77,000,000 Million
=77,000,000,000,000
=77 Billion.

But you still get to kill a domesticated dog, the most worthless of animals.

I'd falcon punch that little motherfucker to the moon for a mil.

youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

yes and save countless other puppies and dogs and build a memorial to that pups sacrifice

I do it for 1 dollar.

thats just gdp

That's horribly evil. Like Romans setting pigs on fire-evil.

Fuck no!

>in millions USD
that means the worlds GDP is at 77 million millions