I have a problem with forgetting to lift toilet lid when I sit down to take a shit...

I have a problem with forgetting to lift toilet lid when I sit down to take a shit. I don't know how it's possible but I keep forgetting I have to lift it. Is there anyway to avoid this problem or someone with similar experiences?

I have three solutions to your problem.

1: Kill yourself.
2: Wear a fucking diaper.
3: Remove the lid, be a man and sit on the porcelain.
4: Kill yourself.

Signfield will take over this thread and soon the whole world!

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awful lot of samefag in this thread

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