I've got a girlfriend

>I've got a girlfriend

What did he mean by this?

BETTER THAN THAT

>Uh-oh
What did he mean by this?

>I'M A TUMBLR
>I'M SO THIN
Aren't Tumblr users usually fat?

the answer is obvious

fucking show-off

>david byrne has aspergers and got a girlfriend with bows in her hair
>you can't

>david byrne watches porn
>he's seen sex, and he thinks it's okay

>david byrne is drinking juice with abba
>poors his drink over one of the blokes in abba
>bjorn under punches

david byrne also has millions of dollars and wrote several great american pop classics

>david byrne forgets what he was talking about
>he starts a conversation he can't even finish

>david byrne's favorite show gets cancelled
>DAMN THAT TELEVISION

SAY SOMETHING ONCE

WHY SAY IT AGAIN?

I've always wondered, were Talking Heads THAT big in the 80's? I mean their music sn't weird or anything but i'm still surprised by how popular they were.

don't get upset

>David Byne's takes a trip to italy yesterday
>It's not a major disaster

>david byrne looks through the window of the sorority house
>and she was taking off her dress

There are plenty of anorexic ones too

>David Byrne starts major renovation in bad part of town
>economy is multiplied

>david byrne is in court his divorce hearing
>sir why do you want to get divorced
>I'm not in love

>david byrne got fired from his job as a therapist
>he wasn't interested in their problems

>David Byrne gets an unexpected visit from the singer of hole
>uh-oh Love comes to town

>someone asks david byrne where he lives so they can send him a gift
>MY BUILDING IS OVER THERE

>david byrne is hanging out with his german friend
>david byrne wants to show him something
>take a look at these hans

Hans, the government man

>david byrne notices that tina played a wrong note
>he wonders if he too may have made a similar mistake

>david byrne which way does warm air go?
>up up uup uppp up UP UP UP

>david byrne gets dubs
>i'm checkin' 'em out

search for "skinny" on tumblr

it is halloween after all

> david byrne puts on a few pounds
>lost my shape

>david byrne looks at the cover of his favorite book
>he found out you wrote the book he read

man I hate this song

shit taste

>david byrne thinks he's bought some cocaine
>it's nothing but flour

There are literally hundreds of "thinspiration" Tumblrs of weird fucked up chicks who are actually proud to have eating disorders and give each other advice/encouragement on how to be crazy bulimic bitches

>david byrne's neighborhood is hit by an earthquake
>houses in motion

>david byrne works in the sandal factory
>making flippy floppy

>someone asks david byrne what comes after do re mi
>fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa fa

the thermostat breaks, and despite it being summer, the heat goes on

that he replied to this post

Hey

>world moves on a womans trips
>world moves with the quints and the quads

what did he mean by this?