Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Sup Forums, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Bye.

How are you?

Isn't it early after afternoon where you are?

It's a bit past noon here

Dio-sama...

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Claimed, hello everyone

Not much. I'm watching Space Dandy and the Seven deadly sins that's about it. I need to find some decent anime to watch. You?

>down with democracy
anarchy!!!!

Looney Luna claimed

I'm usually floating around or head camping destroying tanks with mercys pistol. Try that pistol out. It's so broken.

Everytime i see your waifu, it's an ass shot lmfao

Thanks. Mercy is a close second

The only true waifu

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Samefag

Best German CV claimed

So far i love Mcree
>Its high Noon !

>nope im neet
Oh ok then
>im neet too

You still love me ?

Arabica is the best type of coffee
>and its the most common coffee on the world

>1 turn anarchy after implementing slavery
#justciv4things

>claiming yume
All these legs belong to me!

>Highly explosive claim

Who is your favorite overwatch girl, marie?

Best type moon claimed

Except that's wrong you fucking retard.

Take the legs, I'll post more if I get them. Only the best for you Yume

Bye

:^)

BOOM!

All animals are a qt

Lol how are you my dude?

How much sleep do you get at night?

I was about to the same but I know go to bed at 3 or 4
Shinoa claimed

Fellow NEETs

It's purrfectly fine, that's how cats clean each other.
>Meow~

DIRTY MCCREE PLAYER, GET OFF MY GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How about the feet?

Forgot picture

Samefags

But those legs will 404 soon.

Only when the rest of the leg is still attached to it it is ok
They are in my heart forever

FUCK THE POLICE!

Even me?

Tenryuu claimed

>best highlight intro

Be back soon. Cleaning up.
Playing V? Are you going to 100%, or just a playthrough?

Akiko claimed

You wouldn't do it, but you might want it.
Not with anyone rocking Tracer's cut though.
Tracer's hair is almost as bad as pink dyed undercuts

She's a mediocre tank, designed to charge into the backline and take out the widow/hanzo. Problem is both of them can take you out before you can. She could use a small buff

Tracer is balanced, but I seem to be the only one who thinks this because the community is crying for nerfs. My problems are purely with her design and the way she is literally just an annoying cunt in your game

Then you play against unskilled people

Hanzo, Mcree, Genji and Winston would make better representatives
I really don't know what the were trying with Tracer
If you're talking about making no sense in the game, look at soldier 76. He feels extremely out of place. I'm sure he's only in the game to pander to CoD and csgo fanboys
His backstory is generic as fuck too
"fallen hero, muh revenge, I work from the shadows"

Faggot

I belong to your anschulss~

>Came to new thread to claim her
>Already taken
Fuck, fuck, fuck

hes ugly as shit and smell like dog shit and is a ugly guys losers that got rejected by the popular people and hes ugly as shit and try to hurt the popular people even tho didnt do nothing in high school or is a funny looking ugly guys losers that tell people what to do but tell on the police to scare people off cause is lame and ugly as shit thats why has no friends or ugly as shit ugly guys losers that get help the ugly way and thats why the popular people didnt beat up or hurt the ugly guys losers in high school so the ugly guys losers dont look bad and hurt the popular people talking and hes ugly as shit and smell like dog poop cause is uglier then the attrative loser people and the ugly guys losers pretend they dont know they dont smell like dog shit or is ugly as shit so nobody know there ugly or smell like crap when they sweat and the ugly guys losers tell people what to do and get angry but still get rejected by the popular people so hes a nobody that ell on the police to scare people off and is ugly as shit and is lame but think is better then everybody but is ugly as shit with his stupid ugly as shit face that think is better then everybody but is ugly as shit that own things like cheese burger stands and the ugly guys losers smell like crap but try to act like there attrative but is ugly as shit n think is better then everybody like the ugly guys losers that is ugly as shit and is lame and think is better then everybody and the only reason why the popular people or people who hate haters that is ugly as shit and think there better then everybody like the ugly guys losers is cause need to get our cheese burgers or apples but try to say that the popular people respect the ugly guys losers that outnumber the popular people and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like crap and is loser and ugly and think is better then everybody but is ugly as shit with his ugly ass face

ahahaha!!!! is #civ4things a new thing??
>asks for help against his enemy
>allies with his enemy the next turn and then both of them go to war with you

Can't we just go to the beach like normal people?

Mercy. I have a thing for blondes.
But D.va is alright too.

and the ugly guys losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way but the attrative loser people dont have to hurt the popular people the ugly way thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smel llike crap when they sweat and is ugly and smell like crap and think is everybody but is ugly as shit with there stupid ugly face

You talking about yourself?

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See ya Galko.

So goddamn greedy.

That's a little earlier than me now kek.

Hey Doc, what's new?

>Best idol claimed

Back off man, I don't want my spot taken. I like it here, the only time I talk to more than 3 people a day. I'm sure there's a waifu out there for you, that isn't my Mio

It varies, sometimes around 6 hours sometimes longer. But as it changes every night it disrupts me

I'm not too sure about Hanzo Mcree and Genji, Hazo and Genji just look like the Weeaboo cast, including D'va, and Mcree is just a cowboy. I suppose Winston could be a representative, though. Reinhardt could be one too. Anyways I believe a representative character would be a pretty retarded thing to have.

aka "the cringiest threads on Sup Forums since the broneys left"

What is your obsession with leg, my son.
Tenryuu is my favorite boat

Hmmm

Legs?

Yes. Even you but the bun is the cutest

4-5 am with you?

Same. It's annoying

Thought you went to sleep there Maki.... kek

The NEETS are here!

looking for last searches on google by Yume:
Lolis with spiders, gore loli and black man. Loli get nailed by huge troll.
Yume ...

>Sexy wings

I love u too

The beach sounds fun.
>I can lotion your back for you.
>Nudist beach

I can't see a "Trap/Jailbait/boypucci thread", "YLYL" or "Furry thread" in the OP

Bikini party?

Don't you have soem training to do?

I am the purest form of greed
The leg lovin divine being that loves syndra
I just love them they are the best part of women irl and waifu
all of them
what?
>Lolis with spiders
I hate spiders
>gore loli
no gore on lolis
>black man
yeah wanted to see some potg by winston

You noticed. You're fat and ugly enough to write 90 lines just for us. Means you don't have any friends?

>army
>training
kek!!!!

A friend wants me to watch Bleach. (I rather not.)

If Mio were to prank Ritsu, what kind of trick do you think she would play on her?

(Yuna claim.)

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>Implying Maki sleeps

Lotion on my back? Why would I need that?

I see you're putting a lot of work into it. It's now good enough to save.

Alexander is that you?
>declares war on you because of your weak military
>smashes himself because of your superior technology
>asks for ten turns of mercy

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>I hate spiders
But... they have 8 legs.

They come out when she gets an erection
How about the breasts and butt?

I wish you luck in getting your sleep back on track

Someone trying to steal Mio, no one can take me down. If they do I'm still claiming Mio

Nothing much, just being angry about the weather which is too good and not knowing what i should play...

How about you, Nurse?

Back from dinner.

What are you saying? Those are obviously the top threads on Sup Forums
/s

Shhh.
>Nice bikini

Hurry up and wait!
Kek

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Fuck off Mai.

I gotta go cook some brunch for my fiancée. I promised her i would. Later everyone

>just going to check all these digits for tripps or double dubs

Kek fair point.

>Milinda

hary legs are disgusting
the order is:
legs>butt>face>chest
>hnnnnnnnng

> DOUBLE DUBS

Fuck. You got them nice digits again? Good shit

Bikini up.
You don't want to burn up do you?
Also you don't want tan lines...
>You should take off your top.

Kek, it was a quick rest. And it's funny because I'm wide awake now.

>That message
Sweetest person alive.

That's about right. Throw a 6 in there too.

How did you earn your title?

Kek, why would you be angry at it then? Also just play something you haven't played in awhile.

Sitting around here playing a bit of MGS, the usual.

I partially blame you.

I've never watched Bleach, or something like that. It's never looked that great, and it drags on for episodes.
Something scary I think, she gets scared easily and I think Ristu trying to spook her would be the way to go

I finally have a use for this gif

>TRIPPS

>Someone trying to steal Mio, no one can take me down. If they do I'm still claiming Mio
Looks like I'm left with the short end of the stick on this deal

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it might be!!!
hmmm i didn't know montezuma was here lol
did you ever give him the ten turns??
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>DOUBLE DUBS

So many here. Sorry i have to check them all at once. And spam your thread with tities

>The leg lovin divine being that loves syndra
leg lovin came from you
I am a divine being
and I love syndra
>easy

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my waifu

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I like it here. There's a better waifu for you, go out and explore for one. Or wait until I die, which is a while off yet

I don't have many legs, but I thought you'd like that

>Hanzo and Genji just look like the Weeaboo cast
Correct. Guy with bow and "muh honor and redemption" and green cyborg ninja dude. Still better than british orange sanic on helium

A representative character is indeed a bit stupid for a game where every character is supposedly so different from the rest but if they really wanted it then they chose the worst possibe character

Don't forget loli and shota

Hey Milli, miss it yet? You left for the training yet?

You're still a faggot

Poor OP, his thread derailed before it began

DID SOMEONE SAY, BIKINI?

I'm not interested in your trashy waifu's tits.

>DOUBLE DUBS

Done checking. Anyone who rolls after this wont get checked by me

Top fucking kek

QOTT:
>Last thing you ate?
Baked octopus.
>What time is it there?
19:03
>What are you listening to?
youtube.com/watch?v=pwKyBWeNyRs

Eh? You don't like tan lines? I can just wear my jacket if that's the case...

I am 100%....guilty as charged.

Now that's sexy as fuck, waterfallinmypants/10

That gif is amazing! Why is scared Mio so cute?
Ritsu did try to scare her multiple times during the show, didn't she?

Actually, my question was what kind of trick would Mio play on Ritsu?

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>Last thing you ate?
Crackers
>What time is it
7:04PM

>Last thing you ate?
Bread
>What time is it there?
20:00
>What are you listening to?
youtube.com/watch?v=ysuhWn_SnlQ

New nickname for you in thread: Leg Queen

More training than chairforce :^)

Ohhhh

Why not share?

:p
>thanks

Holy shit dude

BIKINI!

Cereal 13:04 nothing

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>Last thing you ate?
nothing yet, but if only i could have baked octopus....
>What time is it there?
1304
>What are you listening to?
animus lol

God dammit, it's always Montezuma. Hell no, nothing good will come out of those 10 turns.

You do have a point.

>Last thing you ate?
Tortellini.
>What time is it there?
20:06
>What are you listening to?
youtube.com/watch?v=zqIeclCU0Zg

i told you, im not in the airforce!!!!!