It's Sunday, why the fuck are you not at Church

It's Sunday, why the fuck are you not at Church

Wanking

Same here. Trying to find the perfect porn

Because I'm at home, on Sup Forums, getting hard over pictures of dicks

because i'm a black cock worshipping sissy white faggot. getting conquered by black men is much more important than church.

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I think the better question is why do you have a black dick photoshopped over your small, less satisfying white one?

Because i'm not a literal delusional retard who takes his imaginary friend seriously. Very seriously.

Because it's evening and I'm fapping in the sun.

Nice dubs
Even nicer cock ;)
Fuck it looks tasty!
Moar!

Doing something productive, namely taking a CPR class at college so I can graduate

Don't believe it's mine. I'll cock tribute

Because all of the sweet sweet jailbaits dressed in their sundays finest. Shit drives me fucking nuts. Every sunday right after church i have to vigorously shake on my dick to get most of the longing and sexual frustration out.
>inbf why not just ask them out?
I'm 32, would just fucking creep out those giggly 14yo jailbaits.

I kek'd

Bc I'm lookingfor a cock just like that to suck

Cock tribute?

It is a really nice dick. Mouth watering and bringer of precum

Post pics of your sissy ass and legs

Looks like it, tasty balls too. Bet you like a nice long warm wet bj and then dumping your load in a mouth

Because all religions are lies

Prefer to give than receive

Tribute her

No way would I leave without worshipping that beautiful cock

Swallow it! And the cum!

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Holy fuck thats hot! Wanna do one more please!!!

damn. do this op

She's hot. Got any more of her

Shame I can't send it to her direct

>It's Sunday, why the fuck are you not at Church

Because 3,000-year-old sheep herders didn't know shit. Geology, archaeology, genetics, et cetera all disprove the basic narrative of Christianity.

When did Sup Forums turn into a gay site? There are already TWO faggot containment boards, GTFO Sup Forums

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>2016
>being religious

Kek. You must be 'Murrican.

nice

Sounds like a sad raging cuck whose woman left him for a better model.

Do it

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