ITT we make each other rich

ITT we make each other rich.

Post your ideas on how to make a lot of money, legally or illegally, and the steps to make it happen.

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Sell your mom

Mom is not for sale

insurance + anhero.

I'm thinking about making my own Amazon FBA business

drive in front of expensive car and slam brake on. collect insurance money. i'm on my 8th settlement in 12 years. havent had to work for ages.

how much money do you typically make per settlement?

Sell drugs

>buy drugs in bulk
>sell on in smaller quantities at higher price
>?????
>profit

last one was 27k for me and 11k for my passenger. lost a nissan.
my doc wrote me up good for this one. paid for my new boat. most of the settlements average around 20k-30k or so.

Make a documentary about anything

I know it's their fault if they rear-end you, but can you really get away with just making a dead stop at a highway for no reason?

Get a job.
Live below your means.

>27k

working 40 hours a week in 2016

that's what you think

havocscope.com/black-market-prices/cocaine-prices/

few hours work.

Jokes on you, I work 37.5!

>Release sex tape
>get reality show
>????
>profit

Bitcoins

Marry an old rich woman

Step 1 - find an old rich woman
Step 2 - marry old rich woman found at step 1

professional subway bag hat maker

Go to a coffee shop in the rich part of town with a laptop that has Cain and Abel installed and use a wifi pineapple to intercept all the traffic and get rich people's credit cards. After buying a suit online with these credit cards go to a job interview and nail it then you can work a 9-5 like the rest of us.

>Be Hillary Clinton
>Get loadsa money off big business
>profit
>Do lots of favours for big business even if it shuts all over the little guy

Step 1. Aquire $1
Step 2. Repeat step 1 until desired amount.

> go to store
> buy shitton of various spices
> wait for timetravel
> go back to age of exploration spain
> sell spices for much gold
> go to the present
> trade gold coins for money
> buy more spices
> rinse and repeat
> profit

>open a coffee shop next to a coffee shop
>buy all orders from next door
>buy nice mugs
>charge 50 cents more per cup
>be trillionaire

Cook meth and sell it

you wont earn shit selling meth

Really? I was just thinking about the profit margins of cooking your own yesterday.

1. Go to mailbox at night because some people forget thier mail
2. Bend the letters to see if they contain debit/credit cards
3. Buy things online and get them shipped to an abondoned house

You can use credit/debit cards online without activating. All that calling the number does is make the card usable in stores

well you have to earn enough to compare to the cost of the ingredients and go over (sudafed mules [since you need more than one person is allowed), lithium batteries, draino, red sulfur, etcetc.) and you need a place to cook. most people (contrary to what bb would portray) wont get involved with the cartel or a gang, and the average person would probably only buy a teenth (sixteenth of an ounce).

sure if its for personal use a shake and bake is probably more cost efficient than buying, but most dealers make less than minimum wage.

If you resorted to cooking/growing your own product, which drug would you choose?

Go on...

well if i were comparing cost of ingredients to potential profit, its pretty easy to make low grade flake from poppy seeds (or you could try to plant opium poppies) and sell that to dumb kids or needy addicts on the high.

crack too but coke costs more and is harder to get than poorly washed poppy seeds (you can get them on amazon).

or pot... pot dealers i've known make decent money.

best game would be finding a steady source of opiates/benzos and selling those, they go for like 5-10$ a pill.

I'm thinking of starting a hydroponic grow, was hoping you'd mention pot. Appreciate the insight.

>Sell your mom
>implying we make our own tendies here

That was my second option, but I don't have the right connects.

how's your physical health though? seems risky

So you make 20k a year on average? That blows dick, you're not rich. I make 65k a year and it still sucks.

oh yeah hydro makes bank... knew a guy who sold premo stuff like that and he was loaded. if you're in a med state try working for a dispensary... you can make more on the side that way by skimming the profits.

anything else not drug related?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>le pot dealers make any money meme
2-3oz per plant, 220 per ounce sale price, 2 harvests a year... 10 plants = ~12k per year.

thats not how money works

you could unfreebase the crack and sell it. just need some HCl to do so

if you do go with that, sell benzos, they're more addictive and cheaper. you can charge a premium.

>10 plants = ~12k per year.
oh minus electricity costs, which are ferocious. your only option with weed is to risk life inside for growing hundreds/thousands of the things.
the only way to make serious money from drugs is this...

apple ios apps

>implying i don't know that
look man, let's just have some fun.

get something for free and sell them at price

yeah but thats if you want more expensive and less copious product. harder to sell that way.

Sell lemonade spiked with meth

easiest way, you gotta be smart tho

But connects, man. I don't know anyone who I could buy from in bulk.

ask a hooker.

yeah, about 55k here, and i am poorest fag i know. to really get something extra, one has to get atleast 100k nowdays.

Buy BTC, put coins into tumblers for escrow. Collect fees for your escrow and then escrow using someone else's tumbler. Withdraw and enjoy.

its easy to get pot seeds regularly and risk free though, it's really hard to get cocaine (or the raw ingredients for coke) regularly without some immediate danger from criminals or LE.

Good input.

> Be in high school
>Study hard, dgaf about social life
> get good grades, take AP courses
> either be spic or be really lucky and get full ride scholarship
There you go, six figure income

For you

it's how i score coke and smack. pay some whore ten bucks to suck you off, she'll trust you're not a cop. as soon as she has your money she's walking to a dealer.

danish fag

seriously though, with all the gov discounts on drugs and doctors who don't give a shit, its easy to get a benzo prescription and sell those at a premium, and alot of dealers will trade opiates and heroin for benzos.

My grow gets about half a pound per plant, the other half pound is shake. Currently have about 300 plants. We make just over 2 mil in an average year

thats a big profit

2 harvests a year? Nigga you ain't know shit. It's called veg/flour rotation, 1 harvest every 2 months. Source, none of your fucking bussiness.

I'm in high school atm and make £20+ a day by selling fags to people in lower years

how much do you typically make?

Britbong

but to sell bought from dealer goods at a profit means you would need to buy alot and sell it for even more.

>300 plants
nobody has enough room for that. plus the bigger they grow the fewer harvests you get, the more insane your electricity bills get and the more likely cops are to spot you. i could get 14 years for growing. anything more than 9 plants and they treat it as a commercial grow.

Can you explain or provide link for more info?

Be a trap.
Camwhore all day.

>not enough room

Nigger I have a warehouse with multiple floors and serious air conditioning

One word anons... Tryptophan

the human body needs tryptophan to create RNA but it is found in common foods so no problem right? Unless you make one...

>do some sciency shit and a make a virus that increases the bodies dependency on tryptophan
>put it into the water and have everybody drink it
>people will then have to start seeking out sources of tryptophan to survive
>start a small farm (doesn't have to be enormous, just a small investment)
>end up surpassing the larger farm giants because you know exactly what is going to happen
>scientists figure out whats going on
>start warning the public
>demand for tryptophan foods skyrockets

congratulations gentleman, we have just created the new water.

well you're about to meet a dealer, who has a dealer.

grow 9 plants then m8. Still 11k a year.

well quite. i'd need to be rich already to do it

for real though... you can live off of a good pot setup thats why people do it.

not worth risking 14 years inside for 11k.

Took about $300k to start up and invested our first few drops back into the business

I've thought about going to a small-town doctor and telling him I just moved in the area and need a new primary care provider. Casually list meds I take like propecia, a topical acne cream, and xanax. Feel like 7/10 would write me a script no problem, even without receiving my medical history.

>start basic website offering inexpensive DVDs.
>list tons of made-up content for sale by mail.
>porn, comcerts, movies, blurays, whatever.png
>process electronic payments from customers.
>wait a week
>contact buyer and tell them that you are out of stock and will issue a refund by check in mail
>mail customer check from business account you opened under "Recovering Pedophiles of America"
>Whothefucksgonnacashthatshit.exe
>when they dont, check will eventually void and be returned to your account
>profit

I feel like trying to buy bulk from a dealer vouched for by a whore is a way to get robbed.

Arse ticklers faggot fanclub?

how good is your product and how much do you charge for a gram of smack?

>Download Unity
>Download Blender
>Pirate FL Studio
>Learn
>Make shitty mobile games

I made $780 last month off the 2 little iOS/Android games a friend and I developed. We're using this money to make our dream projects on Steam come true (currently procratinating doing art atm)

No way to tell if we'll be Notch-rich or anything, but with my part-time job and game dev I make about 2gs every month and I'm an 18 year old high school dropout

>go to ukraine
>hire little girls from poor family
>take naked pictures of them
>sell for pedos
>get milionary

How likely are you to really get busted though, if you live alone? Your only real suspicious behaviour is electricity usage, but with 10-12 plants, it's hardly that suspicious.

when did you start? this is taking more and more luck to succeed with by the day

for sure, you could ask for temazepam instead of zanax too. more potent and i think cheaper (plus its the only water soluble benzo so the possibilities are endless)

Buy an IBP Holo CSGO sticker price 10k, the cases where you can get these from doesnt drop anymore and more and more guys go for put the sticker on a weapon, so it gets more and more rare and when u dont sell yours, you will be the guy with the only one exist (or one from a few) then these "collectors" will give you a huge amount of money for an pixel. Its sounds dumb but would work

>go to jail
>get bum raped

this guy knows

ummm wat... i make enough to support my habit and also make about $800 extra per month

i don't sell. i'm just conscious of the fact that i could. i used for like 18 months then kicked it, it's a filthy world, but the dealers make a lot of cash.

Ive been thinking about doing this for a while. How long did it take to make the games?

good luck Sup Forumsro