Ask a Slav anything

Ask a Slav anything

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хуи сосёшь?

How much of your day has been dedicated to squating?

no fucking moon runes, speak English.

пошел ты на хуй

I am civilized Slav, i don't speak this shit.
About 3 hours when picked strawberries to do some kompot. Then watering my tomatoes in a fancy squat.

jebem ti majku kurvinu jaaaa

They will be a perfect kompot for winter days.

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I don't speak communism. what is kompot?

ёбу дал что ли, из земляники компот варить?

Posting from mobile is shit

Сука блять

Kompot is a best drink grandma can do for little slav.

на утюг снимал или на мультиварку?

Looks pretty good, my dude

Who would u exterminate? Albanians or romanians

сука блять

Are you a glorious Serb or a shitty Croat ustase?

Albanians.

cyrillic motherfuckers

All
Day
I
Dress
As
Slovic

I am proud Pole
KURWA

Good choice :))

kurva

It taste good, also has a lot of vitamins and is free of chemistry. You can make it from all fruits, maybe except from nuts if they are consider fruits in your country, and melons, i never heard of melon kompot.

fucking pole not of knowing of kebab removing

Oh my friend. Our policy is kinda kebab unfriendly right now. But we r good people. We like kebabs when they making us kebabs after a long night of drinking wódka and beer

Why dont you just sit down instead of squat

Who's the best squatter of the family?

Probably Mama, he is good squatting when she is removing weeds from our garden.
Squatting is better if you have to turn around and run for some reason. True slav is always cautious

Very nice, you bring honour to your ancestors.

Is it true that Albanians make up over 90% of the foot fags we see on the internet?

Melon is very tasty, maybe an experiment is in order?

slav anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw

Post what you consider as an average nice lady of slavland

Are you familiar with Life of Boris?

I'm the Slav wizard known as Squatter Potter. Want to see my magic wand?

why do you stuck

Melon is tasty however he has very subtle taste and arome. I once drank a melon drink bought in shop, and was meh.
I found it recently, and was alughing hard, didn't see all of them tho

Not a fag, this may be strange since i am OP here.

Thats pretty hard to decribe. Googling SLavic women could bring you a lot of typical slavic girls that are really beautiful.
I prefer nordic girls and asians honestly.

thank you for your answers based slav. You sound like a true gentleman.

Tits or ass?

i'm learning bosnian just for the lulz

How do slavs check those numbers?

I love both of them. Principal is gonna be mad, but i think that beautiful titties are more hot than ass, but both turns me on.

they Czech's em

How good is my polish, as a non polish slav i learned a lot from League of legends: Ja idz mid or feed,kurwa pizda jebany pierdole

Fred? Sonny? Sam?

Be proud.

Slavs are fucking awesome. I've experienced Poles and Slovaks mostly, but they're excellent people.

Hwo many sport pants do you use to squat per week?

Polish is extreme hard languager, mostly due for gramma. Idź is go in Imperative.
Kurwa - Whore but used as fuck
Pizda means cunt
Jebany - fucked
Pierdole- to fuck sth
Poles in internet are mostly angry teenagers that would love to drink coca cola, but have only kompot from grandma.

I prefer to do it without sports pants, but about 2
Slavs are very gentle and good people mostly. we love to party with everyone if possible, so despite our subhumans that are thieving and destroying reputation, we are pretty nice people to hang out with.
We are also pretty educated, despite our terrible english. Foreign language lessons in school are a big joke.

Има ли кога?

Ah jo checked