Dubs decides what i say

Dubs decides what i say

i'll put something sticky in ur hair, it ain't gum but it rhymes with it (winky emoji)

So, who're you voting for?
(Don't start off with Sup Forums tier answers and always keep one topic so they have a legit conversation then we get it to crash and burn)

Reroll

"besides, your hair looks like a pair of curtains made of an old granny's std-infected pubes"

op must now deliver

before i start helping you, i need to see what the fuck you have on your hair

winrar

I love you mommy.

what kind of a fucking question is that?!
Ain't sexy at all, not a legit convo

How would you like to be lying there on the autopsy table having the coroner slice you up into a variety of sexual aids? The femur bone makes a fine dildo. Intestines are natural prophylactics. The heart, that organ of romance, can be used as a four-chambered pocket pussy. Whatever remains of your body afterward can be filled with KY instead of embalming fluid — or vice versa, perhaps a horny little necro nymph will come along and leach the embalming fluid from your body to use as a "personal lubricant." Who knows? The possibilities are endless. Do you prefer your corpse to be a waste product or a sex object?

Op delivers, don't mind the previous conversation. She insulted my hair >>:(

Reroll

rollin for this

If it's Bernie McCuckface
Shillary and make sure you never talk to that fuck again
Trump and let the next guy pick

Reroll

imagine me to be passed out sleeping in your bed
You have all imaginable toys and tools in your desk.
What would you do to me?

rolllll

ohh this is a good one rollin

Reroll

IM A FAT MAN

Send this

got em

WINZIP

Hitler did nothing wrong

Ask him why he's not voting for Trump. Even if he is.

send pic related, say absolutely nothing

deliver

im not OP

see my dubs?

We where talking about the british/eu referendum. Here u go

Hey, I'm actually just getting anonymous people from Sup Forums.org/b to answer your messages. P.s, I am a faggot, send nudes and timestamp

Rerolling

roll

Rawling

OP forgot to type some important sentences

Rolling.

Roll.

Send nudes.

Send a dik pik to her

roll for that

im going to kill myself unless you have sex with me today.

Reroll

WINRAR

Weiner!

rollin

ask her who will win the euro championship

Roll

winner

this is gonna be good.

almost trips

KOSOVO ISN'T A FUCKING COUNTRY!!!!!

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Fuck you lmao. I was having a nice conversation the you had to ruin it smh.

bye you boring cunt

Rollin'

dude fuck off

Dumping convo, got blocked. Lol

>talking about politics
>with a girl

You were already doomed son

Another one

fucking beta you just made it even worse

if you would just have posted this - things would have not been the same

Kek

Ere

ikr

i agree

go on for another slut, OP

this nigga talking about politics and he thinks he's getting pussy smh kill yourself op

seconded

I support Hitler and his genocide against the inferior Jewish populatiom.

Rolling

kek

z gud

Did i already send this?

WOMBO COMBO?

Roll

So hey, you dig guys that can cum whilst only thinking of the Sandy Hook shooting

Yeh she blocked me, send username of another person(trips decides,not dubs cause im a pussy and feel nervous when talking to people on kik), we can continue from there.

Damn you faggot she's teasing you about it and you still act like a goddamn beta smh kill yourself

Ya i am beta af. Tips pls.

go sneak back under your blanket and cry OP
You did not deliver anons requestWhy should anyone tell you another user you would waste too?