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Futures Past Edition

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gonna do a suicide

Went on a jolly olliday with Mary

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gonna do a poo

gonna do a wank

lads did you know runt stands for "rorke cunt"?

had no idea

how do i get an accent without actually moving to the country where people speak in said accent

doggo

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y m8??

sometimes I get sad but usually I'm ok

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no it stands for rasheed cunt

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would quite like it if leafs fucked off

Perfect an impression of someone you want to sound like.

When you speak their language, always speak like them until it becomes habit.

i have a theory that the increasing popularity of open space living in modern homes is subconsciously leading to the acceptance of the violation of privacy of the public by the government

stop lying you rorke runt

berk

ikr, they've been infesting the place lately and they're even worse than yanks somehow

was there an exodus from /cum/ or something?

HEY LITTLE MAN

i have a theory that all aussies like it in the pooper

will do. either a random afrikaner or ian smith

thank you friend

in the future, porn will be so immersive that nobody will fuck

life is boring
don't want to work and don't want to be a burden

will be stealing these for my next video ta

It's to make people think they're getting more square footage for their money

Just another way cooked up by Ezra Bloomstein to Jew people out of their shekels

used to experiment with anal masturbation when i was in my early teens, don't do it anymore after i had complaints that i smelled like poo

more that its a way for people to sell cramped houses/apartments with minimal furnishings yet make them feel "big"

look how popular and "trendy" those microhome trailer homes are with hipsters, literally teaching people to accept living in storage boxes.

*smells you*

Are you sure?

exodus from reddit more like
miss when I was one of the only yanks here

how could this happen to me
i made my mistakes

I stopped wanking to porn videos and I feel better for it.

This book changed my life

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literally don't give a shit how small my living space is 2bh

what like a month ago?
you're here every night moaning and trying to start shit.

you claim to be a player but I FUCKED your wife

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>life is boring

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>2017
>toilets in separate rooms

i'm hopelessly addicted to porn

every time i try to stop looking at it i end up downloading like 30gb of the stuff and giving in to PMO

no different from getting drunk or plastered otherwise
its just a different sort of high to distract from the pain of Self

only started complaining this weekish
fairly confident that there is more than just me who have a problem with leafs under an american flag

cuntwads

you were done in by chinks in a rice paddy friend

videos?
its not like I don't wank, I just do it to still images/stories or my imagination instead now.
I think it improved my relationship as well a bit though we do kinkier stuff together now instead.

>housing sizes and prices are fine
>import millions of immigrants
>housing sizes go down the fucking toilet and prices go through the roof
ah yes
we need MORE immigrants, if anything

worst thing about that is after you cum you're still just a guy with his dick in his hand and a sharpie in his arse. literally second worst ive ever felt; first was after i pissed on my hand because i was really into watersport videos

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Americans only cause a fuss because they have nothing else interesting to say and want to turn everyone on Canada.

ah well see, i don't have a relationship, nor have i ever had sex so for me porn fills the empty spot in my heart

Where the fuck is Paisley and which two of you is this?

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Ah yes, the Tories

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TIL that those people who faintly smell like poo all the time despite practising good hygiene are actually fags

A workday of doing nothing is far more stressful than a busy workday

makes me laugh seeing these immigrates being shoved into ugly cheap houses that only look big because they have zero yard and then acting like they've made it big time.

one guy I've seen build a huge stone wall around his shitbox Barrat tier home complete with Venus statues and a stone lion.

reminder to think twice before putting a finger up a girl's arse
will smell like shit for hours after even with a lot of soap and scrubbing

because their boipucci leaks :o

>implying that's a bad thing

What happened to those financial domination girls who were bullying /brit/?

*gives you reddit gold*

don't have too much fun now

>sheeds harmonising "david cameron"

lmfao

actually it's because I can't stop sharting

Gordon Brown is easily in the top 5 when it comes to prime ministers.

ever considered getting a prostitute?
I know that a lot of people have misgivings about them but desu it can help normalize your sex thoughts to be with a real person

I know Brothels are legal there

this is my least favourite gimmick about yanks desu

waiting for tornado season so i can start posting >be american >get blown

Smoking a backwoods

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lads, how is Michael Jackson's daughter so white?

been ignoring the gf lads

she's going to be upset

>tfw your dad was right all along and you don't actually give a shite about anyone

FUCK OFF

both American posters who live in Flyover Alley will be enraged

remember to report, hide, and filter him

If that movie were made now the blacks would win

Been having sex with some pommy's gf

Heard he's been ignoring her

uhh who o.O

you

Literal Rorke

psychology is a jewish invention

britain deserves every rape gang and halal slaughter taking place there

If I had to move to another country to live for the rest of my life I'd either go to Australia or Argentina
America is too Bizarro
like uncanny valley Canada

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>wake up late (11am-ish)
>feel depressed and don't wanna do anything

>wake up early (7am)
>feel like i'm on top of the world and feel like actually being productive

are brave boys shooting africans armed with sticks

brings a tear to my eye

classic friends is cozy as fuck

mmm sorry sweetie we're full x

whatss a rorke?

would not be able to live with myself if i paid for sex

still holding out hope that one day, god willing, i will get a gf. not like i'm hopelessly ugly or anything. just a reclusive neet

>late
>(11am-ish)

Argentina is slightly nicer if poor and Spanish amigo

Yes, good, go to Argentina

what do you consider late

>would not be able to live with myself if I paid for sex
why? honestly who cares, you won't after the fact and no one will know.
its all in your head, social conventions trapping you.

10am

2-3pm

i don't care about sex that much

really really REALLY liked this movie when I was young desu

>wake up
>see this
what do

thats i-might-as-well-kill-myself tier

past noon like this I woke up at 1:30 today

masturbating literally feels better than sex 90% of the time