You wake up and see this individual looking down at you

You wake up and see this individual looking down at you...

>hey sup user, what can I do for you today?

What do you tell her?

well im a virgin nigger so lmao

nigger joke
Sage

First I consider if she should be whipped for being uppity then say, "Get back to the cotton fields, niggress!"

Get nekked

do u think this is the fucking 20's u stupid shit? racist ass homophobe no wonder u stay in ur basement and stay there

South Alabama here. We shoot niggers that break and enter

I used to live in Oxford

>grab her by the hair
>put her on her knees
>take off pants
suck my cock!

don't he's just a faggot, ignore him

what are you doing in the house get back out to the shed nigger!

Why would you suck your cock when there's a woman there to do it for you?

wut?

Go back to tumblr you SJW faggots.
Geez, summer's here.

Probably put this in her head.

Niggers shouldn't break and enter.

huhu le uwu

>Go back to tumblr you SJW faggots.
>Geez, summer's here.
the only summer here it's you m8 with your shit b8

A Big Mac and a regular Coke please

Where did homophobia come into play at all in that post? Go back to tumblr.

"Why am I in an ape cage at the zoo?"

I tell the monkey to get out of my house and go back to the zoo

Suck on my white male privilege, suck on it good

kek how was i baiting you?

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by being racist and trying to be an oldfag

NOTHING, SPIT IN HER FACE

You act like racism is uncommon.
Also, I'm new, but i'm not THAT new.

>ask her to open my vrand new bottle of advil.
>when she does laugh, and say "now go outside and pick the rest of my cotton, nigger.

Shit, wrong post.
Also nice trips boiyo

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>180 and walk away

Ask if her penis is masculin or feminine.

>we
>implying

Ask her how much one magma is.

>On another note, who would win, 1 trillion niggers, or one magma?

you have to turn 360 degrees to walk away you dumbfuck

damn gurl, u aint in the kitchen cookin up breakfast. betta hurry dat ass up and fry sum eggs, bitch.

Ejaculate in her

>missing the point

>bitch

WHO YOU CALLING A BITCH???

>U-N-I-T-Y

Tell her lazy ass to finish cleaning and leave because the only way that monkey is in my house is if genie maids sent her.

>taking the bait

>hand her the shackles

Where you really messed up is thinking she isn't a house niggress.
Compare the pic to your average niggress and you'll see I'm right.