Unlikely things to hear from an Overwatch player

Unlikely things to hear from an Overwatch player

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Fuck bastion is so overpowered.

I can't believe McCree's ult got play of the game.

what is overwatch

I wish I was playing TF2

I'll play support!

Hanzo's ult is so underpowered they should really update it!

"Thats my porsche over there"

I see someone else picked McCree too, I'll just play something else

I guess you don't always need a widowmaker

I sure can't wait for that Mei buff!

20tick servers are great

I love this game!

I see no-one on my team has gone Mei. I guess I won't either.

Fluffy comics are not retarded retard.

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underrated post

I am good at FPS games.

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Fuck you. Shit post is shit.

Damn, my entire team just died. Maybe I shouldn't rush the point right now.

Mccree flashbang needs a buff

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It's okay guys, we tried our best. We'll get them next time!

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Waste of dubs

Someone actually drew that. For this mediocre game. They should have at least just shopped faces on the old meme. Not go all out.

That Reaper got play of the game? He must be really good

You replied to the best post so far. Stop with the trying hard, kid.

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Samefag

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wow that mcree really out played me by right clicking there

I am playing this with friends

I don't suck cocks

lel

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I don't watch overwatch porn especially not Tracer

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Jesus u got baited without it even being bait. Calm down child.

man this game is really cool

Tracer don't got an ass

My girlfriend and I...

Short haired tracer is for man lovers. Give me some D.va.

It's high noon

i love zenyatta

Winky face

Wtf are you smoking

Tracer is best waifu

I can deal with bastion!

So angry I'm standing on my desk right now

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I actually enjoy this game

That Bastion really displayed a high level of awareness and skill by holding LMB for 7 seconds straight and rotating slightly.

Take off your pants and shit on it.
Short haired and overdone accent. Come on. D.Va is where it is at. Post some Tracer porn and I will decide how much worse it is than my collection of D.Va wallpapers.

this game was worth 60 dollars

this game kicks rear

Commends doing nothing makes me so happy.

Man i hate suvking blizzards cock

Be back in a couple hours, my gf is coming over.

No actually...

My girl bitches at me to include her in my activities.

She is nerdy and likes games, but she's just so fucking horrible.

I have her play support and be my dedicated mercy.

It's made our relationship stronger.

I would play this even if it wasn't created by Blizzard!

The thing about Overwatch. It is so casual and basic that being horrible is just about as ok as you can be. You can't be 'good' with such low tick rates and casual gameplay.

Gr8b8m8

I don't even like the game, didn't buy it. But who paid $60 for it. It was $40 on pc. And with Gamersclub from best buy or Amazon prime, you paid well under $60 no matter what platform.

D.Va>else

Define "casual" please. I'm not butt raged it's a legit question. I put it to you that "casual" is merely a subjective slander.

I am not baiting. It will never be competitive with how they have it setup. They have work to be done.

1/3 tick rates vs EVERY OTHER COMPETITIVE GAME having 60 or more. That alone is a joke for anyone and anybody to pick the game up and "be good". Can't do that with other games in the competitive scene. Casual isn't subjective when facts are everywhere.

Noob of the thread.

You forgot how the game is literally designed to cater to those with little to no skill and a 1 to 1 KD match system. Even ranked will be this way, according to blizzard. Tourneys will not change tick rates.

to be fair it is just gotten released
they haven't done balancing yet
havent introduced true ranked.
i think it'll get there.
At the same time, competitive is totally possible, but i think with how they have it set up that it would mostly be defensive teams winning. It's very possibly remove options for offensive teams compared to just stomping as offense.
at the same time, really good sniping would remove a lot of the counters in the game.
youd never see pharah or reaper or torb ever again.
symmetra and reinhart always.
widowmaker always.
reinhart mandatory.

Hanzo's ult is shit and if you die to that you are probably retarded

So I had some pretty good pussy last night...

here's the thing with hanzo
He excels at medium ranged combat and zone control (like most defense heros)
and offers good utility with his sonic arrow.
His ultimate at low levels is a great way to rail people
and at higher play, it comboes with mei/zharya for kills
alone, it acts as a hard zone control.
I've won a huge amount of games because during overtime on escort, i hanzo ult it and they have to get off of it and the timer runs out.
That or it kills 4 and its the same thing.
It's very powerful zone control.

I wish my girl was like that. She insists on playing with me, but will only play Mercy and heals only the snipers because it is safe back there. Then rages anytime anyone else asks her to come out and heal them.

"guys I gotta go. I gotta work today."

why else would you get overwatch? youtube.com/watch?v=wYJb5pteyKg

winrar

It's good that both teams have a Widowmaker.

man you really made a good play fellow team mate! I won't talk about my how good i did and my plays this game at all!

This fucking bitch got me killed. Puts an ice wall behind me so can't run back to hide from the raging monkeys who want to secure the payload.

It's good that our team has 2 Widowmakers and theirs has none.

underrated post

To be honest, I never liked this sentiment. I don't think the majority of people playing Overwatch are fans of Blizzard titles in general. Certainly not my experience among my own friends anyways.

It's midday

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I sure do love playing against a good Widowmaker.

>threading your own post

I think because of their animations and the fact that it's a FPS that more non blizzard fans are playing.
like, blizzard has done RTS, WoW, and diablo which is like.... single unit rts.?
so i mean... most CoD players dont play those games, but a fps? fuuuuck yeah.
and then they attract tumblr attention with zharya and hardcore lesbian vibes.
idk.
they did a lot to hit other fanbases.

you can't
>/thread
yourself fag

But I do love zenyatta

>be Widowmaker
>entire team dies in overtime
I should jump on that objective!

hardcore lesbian vibes?

I'm Reinhardt and my abilities are on cooldown. I don't think it would be responsible for me to charge at the enemy Widowmaker standing 400 meters away.

I should keep playing Widowmaker despite the fact that I am clearly outclassed by the opposing Widowmaker and am therefore not contributing anything meaningful to my team.

I'll even express the fact that I'm 'trying to learn Widowmaker'.

A nigger never pays his debts.

how did you charge if charge is on cd?

"I have had sex before"

does anyone want to go outside with me?

I played the Training mode for several hours to get an understanding of the nuances and best play styles of each hero.

It is a good zone control. But for a very short time and stills isn't big enough. If you are smart you can still contest a payload while there's a hanzo's ult. And about the comboes, that goes with pretty much every ult. Aside from that, it's easy to predict and to avoid. I think actually Widow is OP, not much but it needs some tweaks.