I have about 25 hours to write a 15 page research paper that I haven't started yet. I need at least a B to pass...

I have about 25 hours to write a 15 page research paper that I haven't started yet. I need at least a B to pass. How fucked am I?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_classical_guitar
classicalguitarmidi.com/history/guitar_history.html
amazon.com/Classical-Guitar-Book-Complete-Softcover/dp/0879307250/191-6657652-7662936?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0
docs.google.com/document/d/1CNw6ZUdfd_UCiGapA4qSnDZ8bGot5yac34_nAhnEcVw/edit?usp=sharing
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What's the paper on?

College is so le hard :(

Wait till you get to the real world kiddo

Double spaced with size 12.9999999 font is your only friend

Unbelievably, irrevocably, gorgeously fucked.

Have you done any research yet?

lol, never been to college have you, dumb dumb?

What's it about

Dude are you serious??? It should take 20-30 minutes per page MAX with research, then spend a couple hours editing, then sleep and leave yourself 3 hours to edit again.

It wouldn't have been as bad if you started a few weeks ago

If he hasn't even done any research, he's totally boned

Actually I finished University.

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1.6hrs per page. You have too much time if anything OP. Go watch a move first to get in the zone.

Make it a cultural anthropology piece on the subclass of needs and weeks that inhabit this festering shithole...
>write paper about Sup Forums
>lurk moar
>profit???

If 41 get, i'll do the whole thing

I have to e-mail it to my professor, so no shortcuts

Some, maybe enough for a good 5-8 page paper. I'm having trouble finding more sources.

It's a history paper.

user, you are in luck. I'm drunk, my gf broke up with me two days ago, and I'm an (autistic) genius who's feeling like writing. Assuming this a high school paper, I will write it for you, or we can write it for you. Uni.. may need some Sup Forumsackup. What's it on?

Except for when the prof accepts only electronic copies. This isn't 2004 user, we don't just "hand in papers"

What's the specific topic? I'd actually be willing to help you find info online

Bullshit, I have wrote 5 page research papers in 2 hours starting from scratch. I didn't edit them but that's another hour, so that's 3 hours for 5 so he can do 15 in 9 hours.

OP you just need to stop being a bitch and stop letting your immediate comfort fuck you over. Just start it right now, give it everything, I explained what to do in

sure bro, whatever you say

What's the subject, I will help you find sources. Have you tried google scholar, thats a good way to get sources.

Let's do this guys. A bro needs help

> break down topic into subtopics
> wiki subtopics
> scroll to bottom of article, steal sources

Easy as that.

either pay someone to do it or get some adderall and sit your ass down and get to work

Outsource to India. No one does actual work anymore.

>dumb dumb

You are horrible at time management, prioritization, and obviously writing in general if you can't 15 measly pages in an entire fucking day. Wait until you get a job

>you finished with that project yet user
>I haven't even started yet boss
>you know you've had two weeks to finish this right?
>yeah but I figured this was the best way to handle things

Fired.

>stupid ass boss riding me like a slave

Then you have to do a real man's labor jobs. Again:

>user have you finished your pick list for the day? Your pick rate is 25 cases an hour, the new guy is already at 60
>yeah I never learned time management skills sorry

Still living with parents at 30, in debt because you can't keep a job because you're a fucking bum, trump is president because you voted for him just because he's a fucking white male so any public assistance programs are zilch. You're fucked kiddo

How much money you got? I'll do it depending on your answer.

And if you get the addy, don't open up CSGO or WOW or LOL or reddit or Porn or anything remotely fun because you'll be a god and two days will pass and you'll feel like shit and still not have shit done. Made that mistake until I started doing 120mg of addy my senior year.

History paper on what?? We want to help you but you gotta put the effort in and at least give us the fucking requirements. Come on man.

The topic is fairly specific, it's about the development of the classical guitar from the late 18th century to the early 19th century.

yeah 12 hours into porn and you still havent nutted and your dick and wrist are sore and you look at the time with 20 minutes left to hand it in.... maybe dont do adderal

Just shut up and help him!

This. Street shitting, curry niggers ftw

That's it? Beta cuck

god damn you are an ignorant motherfucker.

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You asked how fucked you are and I told you boy

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Alright, let's do this.
Standard intro, 3 point, conclusion? If not let us know.
1.5 page intro
First point, 3 pages
Second point, 3 pages
Third point, 3 pages
Conclusion 1.5 pages
That's 12, that's good enough, you can fluff the rest OP

First let's get some sources going
Anyone got ebooks? I'll start with the wikipedia shit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_classical_guitar

classicalguitarmidi.com/history/guitar_history.html

amazon.com/Classical-Guitar-Book-Complete-Softcover/dp/0879307250/191-6657652-7662936?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0
>anyone have that one?

Thanks bro!

you assume a lot

Just crash your car into a pole and send your prof a pic. You'll probably get an extension.

Np.
So far it looks like the number of strings is gonna be the main thing. 6 slots (of double strings, then of single strings) being the thing during that century. Apparently mainly being influenced by italians.

We need some actual original material though. Any pdfs would be helpful.

da real mvp

Louis XIV of France made many compositions during that century. His teacher was Robert de Visee (1650-1725)

Haha thanks.

Seriously, though, if someone can post a pdf of any of the book titles I've listed, I'll speed read that shit and start throwing down noteworthy stuff to write about. I'm just having trouble getting sources. If it wasn't the middle of the night, a library would be useful.

savage

Make it a pdf, so you can use shortcuts.

Most notable Spanish guitarist of 17th century was Gaspar Sanz

This is retarded you can crank that bitch out in under 4 hours. On classical guitars? There's no analyzing involved. Just state a bunch of facts and cite your sources.

If you haven't already submitted your annotated bibliography you're basically fucked.

You are a faggot. I got a 20+ page report and a fucking A3 poster (the equivalent of around a 10 page paper) to deliver for college and I have about the same time left.

>University
colleges in europe are shit

OP. Research papers are easy as shit. All you have to do is block the websites that distract your procrastinating ass, and write the fuck. I wrote a 14 page paper in 6 hours and revised it from 5 am to 7 am. Research also only took 2 hours so the total paper only took 10 hours. Write it you faggot and know everyone goes through shit.

I KNOW IM LATE OP, but just fucking do it. my semester just ended and i did alot of 7-8 page research papers at like 2am when they were due at 8am on the nose, its really doable just dont type like a robot. type like youre on here, just take interest in what youre writing about and just start bullshitting about it naturally. see? i already did a paragraph and i started typing this not even 25 seconds ago

Let's do it boys, I'm in

They are worse than the best of the american universities, but way better than those "community colleges" you guys have.

On average they are pretty good.

If it's so easy then help me help OP! I'm literally the only one helping. If ten people help, this shit will take until thread 404s to get initial research done.

Ok OP,

You got a choice to make. You want to focus on players, like who was influential, or the physical guitar?

I have access to UMD library database. I am going to work on finding sources for you and get the pdfs. If the thread 404s just make a new one ok?

hey fuck you man, even though i do go to a community college and its brutally shit, and i go home every day wishing i lived in yurop.

community college is like this, imagine a big shitty high school off the highway, that people are at all the time but not alot of people, and nobody talks to each other. the classes are repeats of 9th grade classes, and theres about 0% of anything going on. its like high school with zero socializing or anything. i smoke a shit ton of weed on the way and when im there though so its tolerable.

You cant really mention wikipedia in your bibliography lol. You can however use its own sources.

just start writing it. ive written 15 pages in a day before when i totally forgot about it

95% fucked

I'm with you user but we need to narrow this paper down. We need to figure out what we are going to write about

yeah, I know, that was just to get shit started.

Again, if anyone could actually add anything instead of just criticising or calling OP an idiot who should be done in no time cause it's so easy.

Man. Im on an ECE degree and the environment is just the same. Also the work is fucking torture.

Its like that everywhere.

>being this fucking retarded
Graduated here and going back for a master's. You sound like a real lazy dumbshit. Is community college really that hard user?

Yeah, I'm saying either structure of the guitar, or focus on influential people. I like the structure path, but OP needs to decide.

>there's just no possible way other people have graduated
Think I found your issue OP...you're a complete dumbshit

really depends on what you're studying and what school you're going to.

I have a friend who is studying liberal arts bullshit at your standard state uni and she prances around bragging about her 3.9 gpa.

I have another friend who has a 3.5 and is majoring in biomedical engineering with premed at UW, which is a really fucking good medical research school.

A major can make the difference between walking through college and wanting to commit seppuku for feeling like a failure and dumbass constantly.

>Just shut up and help him!
>samefag or autistic new friend

Did one in 3, among a ppt presentation, about kidney transplant (I'm an md btw). Totally doable... You even got time to fap a couple times.... Prepare your coffee.

What kind of bullshit degree are you going for? Fuck off with your pleb shit

bro, just get writing, 15 pages is totally doable in a day. It might not be your best work, but a C will do fine. C's make degrees as they say

yeah its definitely fucking depressing lol just slug it out bro, ill be thinking of ya

OP just curious where you attend (initials). One of us might be around to help

oldfag like you wouldn't believe and already admitted I was autistic, which is why I'm on Sup Forums trying to help some fag with his paper.

But he needs to get a B to pass. So good luck.

Create a google page so we can write/edit it you faggot, I'll write a page or two

about 2.5 pages of introduction. about 3 pages of context. 3 Pages of Analysis, 3 pages of conclusion, 3 pages of implication.

Not that hard bro.

Should have like 8 sources or there abouts, get to looking.

Not OP but are you kidding? English 101 is required by all degrees, and that paper could be for that reason. #clearlynotincollegeornearit

Nobody here is going to be able to help you with a 15 page paper

I already said that!
Drop some pdfs and I'll read them.

I think we should do both. It's a pairing of inter-related subjects so they play off each other. I say a solid page or two on the evolution of stringed instruments from inception to about the Rennaissance. Then we con focus on the physical characteristics of the modern guitar that was conceived in the mid 19th century by some spic. We can also weave in something about royal patronage and why it became popular. Perhaps something on practicality and accessibility. We can begin talking about famous players and how they spread infuence through popularity. We can end by talking about modern music and how the guitar has impacted it ie metal, classic rock, jazz, blues, etc. We should mention the importance of guitar to particular cultures like spanish guitar/mariachi, blues/jazz for blacks, country snd rock for whites. Perhaps we should point out the economic impact as well.

Honestly we should make a gmail group for this

That always pissed me off. I worked part-time and attended a really good private school to get a 3.6 after four years. Then I have to listen to state fags and their parents brag to me about their 3.5 GPA average after 4.5 semesters

It depends on how smart you are tbh.

Fuck off you retard that is blatantly not true

I went to cc before transferring. I found electives like sociology and what not to be easy as shit. Just walk in, fog a mirror, and you will get an A.

Classes like calc, phys, etc. were almost identical to university teachings. Same book, same everything. The only difference was that university level gave you massive amounts of homework were as cc mostly wanted you to do your labs and tests.

calc 3 at university for me used the same book for calc 4 that we used at uni but the calc 3 cc class was only graded by your tests. The calc 4 at uni was massive amounts of fucking homework plus the tests.

Your anus has been obliterated user
Big time

>15 page music paper for Eng 101
are you trying to be autistic?

Alright, I see you're with me. But it's 17th-18th century. So we can't get into rock and jazz. Spanish is kosher. Talking about royalty is a good route. No economics. That's too many things to bind together. I say we go structure, and who played those structures in what country over the required timeline.

yeah no

name? first .gif

please, thanks

One specific topic I'm having trouble finding info about is fans strutting/fan bracing. Seems to be a pretty important innovation in the construction of the guitar.

docs.google.com/document/d/1CNw6ZUdfd_UCiGapA4qSnDZ8bGot5yac34_nAhnEcVw/edit?usp=sharing

Also, start a pad or gmail group and let me know. OP are you even still fucking here? you got at least two anons that are fully helping you. Me (s0up) and the user that I'm quoting.

I forgot what it's called but for 7 dollars you can get an essay done on a website. Stay strong

>implying he should vote for someone else so that there's social programs to help these literal bums
Fuck off, SJW nigger.

I'll vote for Trump because he's a white male who will restore order and not follow bullshit logic like you that somehow concludes "hmm there's stupid people in the world who can't contribute, let's help them." Fuck out of here. You're the reason I've felt morally obligated to evade taxes for the past 6 years