Waifu claiming thread: Guns Edition

Waifu claiming thread: Guns Edition.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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youtu.be/77Cv0YQNnAo
youtube.com/watch?v=bFtcLJVN8yg
youtu.be/nR9gMg4hKfY
youtube.com/watch?v=zwkIY1RWaeM
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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the thing is is that i watched a few times after that and havent been phased since

so close

Dropping claim, going to bed

Night fellas

Kyouko constantly baking bread. What a world.

claiming and going to sleep. good night everyone!

Claimed Hamakaze

Captionless version for the casuals.

>Still here edition.

You're so mean to me, and after I got you this valentine's gift!
You won't show me your boobs, you won't take panty pictures.
>I'm beginning to think you're toying with my emotions.
Yes yes
So you can't go all the way?
>Gag reflex?

>guns edition

Night Renge

>Rory-sama

Miho claimed

My team in WOWS sucks

Akiko claimed

>Kyouko
King of the hill maps were designed for Lucio. He's a bit too strong right now if you ask me. His ult is game changing and he heals the entire team just by existing. His damage is not to be underestimated either

>Shinoa
Just niggers being niggers man, they always have their ult

So the streak ends. A pity
Night Renge

Night

I slightly mistyped. I meant 120 hours, not 120 threads.

Tenryuu claimed

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Penny Claim.
>Sprite Edition.

no need for guns

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Fucking Claimed Homura

Claiming.

Goodnight ren

Yuuko-chan

wew

You actually only need one block for ladders
>But the problem is that the game warns you too late that they're dying.
>So they end up starving to death if you're not careful.

>mfw I get trips
>mfw I cuck op in his own thread
Claimed

>drawfag sense activated
Better, but now it's just your usual fetish hentai
The "suckle" texts should be inverted horizontally. The way it is now is very unnatural to read

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>Claiming Harold
>Best waifu

Sandor's back and I'm hyped as fuck.

I'll have to disagree with that, obviously.

Goodnight Renge.

Well if someone else wants to bake they can just say it and I won't bake, kek.
I don't really care honestly, as long as OP has the rules.

>King of the hill maps were designed for Lucio.
For Pharah's E and Winston's ult aswell.
D. Va's push works too.

> His ult is game changing
That can be said for Mercy aswell though.

I think he's fine to be honest.

Saved aswell.

>So you can't go all the way?
These are hard questions you're asking.

>What the fuck where did that come from.

Hot.

Calm down.

Everyone needs guns.

Miho

>Guns edition

I tried

Night!

I'll get next one if he's tired

Night!

>needing guns
Pssshhh
>

It's always ready for a nigga moment

Trips has spoken!
The daughter and wife of bols were raped and killed by that prince guy and mine is alive but in a coma

Aren't we all? But very good choice man

youtu.be/77Cv0YQNnAo

You're not the real Homu.
>tfw Rory has no guns
>didnt even get trips or cuck OP
kys plz

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>everyone needs guns
You know, the list of reasons why I like you gets bigger every day.

>pew pew pew.

While I won't show you those, I can give you a gift as well!

manga is better confirmed! do we get to see the rape o.O
naw. i beg to differ

Another night of lost love

It's a yes or no question friendo.
Either you can or you cant.
>Or you can explain in detail why it's hard~

youtube.com/watch?v=bFtcLJVN8yg
Oh, well more knowledge now.

>Gardevoir claim

Nope, he is not. But I'm going to bed so don't let him post lewds or whatever.

I think I would enjoy this thread.

>Got a gift from a cutie
Good day today.
>My gift comes with an added surprise.

Yeah, no. It's subtext so it's fine. People know what to word is, I'm sure they won't have a brain aneurysm trying to figure it out. I'll just make another instead.
Big tiddies
>check
Cute, petite anime girl suckling on plush breasts
>check
Incest
>TBD

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Real Homu doesn't lewd. Ever.
Mind your tingue. Or my tongue will wiggle waggle directly into your emperor's ass.
youtu.be/nR9gMg4hKfY

>Rory-sama just wants you all to look at Ainsley this time

>Mfw sneaky goblin sneaks into storehouse
>Blacksmith goes in to get ore
>Sees goblin.
>Whips out his blacksmith hammer and bashes the poor thing's skull in
>Leaves, acts like he didn't do anything
One of the reasons I love this game. Usually when an enemy is spotted they'll alert the guard, but this guy didn't even bother.

You're pretty cool, too.

Yes.

I still disagree.

>Everyone needs guns

Find out :0

My nigga you ever seen the boondocks?

Works of Homura

I'll exercise my right to not answer this.
>Probably not anyways.

That blacksmith is my hero.

That wasn't me this time.

Never.

:^)

no

Sister just texts me, "hey brother, sorry I missed seeing you and [significant other] at mom's last weekend" bitch no you're fucking not, you bailed like you always do.

Nah I'm garbage. But thanks.

A surprise? What kinda surprise?

You just need to practice.
>I'm avaliable to help.
>Saved.

What are you implying with that meme face?

well i dont think i have anything to talk about right now
rip

>having a significant other.
reeeee get off my board normie.

Just noticed I didn't have a gun pic yet so I made one

nice pic britfag
Don't forget Roadhog ult. Pushing niggas to their death is just so satisfying. Bonus points if you can push Lucio into the well in Ilios and watch him run circles for 2 minutes before he dies

>tfw you realize winston is actually black scientist and Lucio is actually the monkey

Siblings tend to be cunts, I feel you.

Same.

You get me to do what ever you want for the whole day.
>and all night~

Reminder: Junkrat is literal garbage.

>I've come to realize that this game has a setting where you can put villagers in a militia if they aren't already in the army
>Immediately set blacksmith in militia
>Next day, goblin raid
>Blacksmith and a few farmers kill the raiders
>Look for actual army
>They're off fucking with some giant ass lizard thing
>Blacksmith got the most kills that day
>All hail blacksmith.
He has his own house now because he's just a badass motherfucker.

Gonna need a screenshot of this glorious motherfucker to worship.

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I never gave it a proper watch, just a few episodes. Can't recall much other than laughing and switching to another channel
Just straight fucking murder. brutal
Lewd mayne

WEW BOY what a ride A-kon was, but alas it has come and gone, I'm already missing it

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I WILL!

btw i gtg night guys

Nothing, I'm gone.
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also rippity raps yo
youtube.com/watch?v=zwkIY1RWaeM

Milinda claim.
>Good news everyone! I have phone signal!

Guns?
>

Yep, I'm just chilling.

Welcome back. How was it?

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Hmmmm?

Mmhmmm

:O

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The sniper and second in command in owari who becomes leader in no seraph should the LTC dies or captured

WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGGA?!

Did you see the krul chick?

Night!

YAY!

Oh? Anything I want? Anything at all~?

War! Uh huh, oh yeah, what it is good for absolutely NOTHIN uh huh huh!

>I'm avaliable to help.
Tempting offer.

Hello there Yuno.

Good to see you.

>Don't forget Roadhog ult.
True that, I remember ulting with Roadhog when a bastion ulted and I kept him in the air until he was out of his fucking tank.
Feels good.

>Bonus points if you can push Lucio into the well in Ilios and watch him run circles for 2 minutes before he dies
That happened to me once, kek.

Oh... Scientific experiments.

im back from my shower

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The most fun I ever had this year

I didn't! Was so sad ;_;

Sup kyouko, hows your day?

>gun edition

>

What.

moo

Eh, I have at least one cool sister. My oldest, she's cool but the only shitty part is she has 3 kids and they're obnoxious little goblins. The sister in question however, no one in my family likes. She tends to fuck up almost every family and then whines about how mom likes me and oldest sister more. It's like, maybe mom would like you more if you weren't such a cunt to EVERYEONE and didn't act like an entitled brat.

I think you mean fun as fuck. Shizu, do you have discord? If so, you should join our Overwatch group and play with us sometime. That is assuming you have it for pc.

He is, but not for the reason you're probably implying. He is too good at doing what he's not supposed to do. He is supposed to be a DPM zone control character, but as he is now he's more of a DPS "fuck you i can miss everything and still get away with it" character. His auto attack is just too good. Not complaining about the damage, those bright red glowing nadies are something you should be able avoid.It's his attack speed and reload time that are utterly ridiculous, along with the duration of that trap. Getting trapped means certain death for every squishier hero, which would be fine if it didn't clip through the floor all the fucking time
My solution would be fixing that trap animation and increasing his reload speed. Also increase the self-damage from his nades so he can't win every close quarters 1v1 by just blowing you both up. His ult is totally fine. The tire does lots of damage in a large AoE, sure. But it's squishy as hell, easy to hit and loud as fuck
>tfw you can block all the damage of it as Reinhardt
>tfw you charge a Junkrat and he throws a mine but you just pin him mid-air

Hello Yuno

Night Nyarko

>That artist
Ayy.
Hello.

I need to go to bed
Got my math final tomorrow

Good night and good luck with the test qt.

Hi.

Night.

Which class?

>Bible Black
kek, it's been a long time since I heard about that.

Saved.

Pretty alright, can't complain.

Hope yours is really good aswell!

> Getting trapped means certain death for every squishier hero

>Place trap and explosive same place
>Trap tracer
>Detonate explosive
>Rest in pizza

>Blood For The Blood God.
Blacksmith usually consumes jerky or meatstew for lunch.
>Only eats something if it has meat in it.
>Penny~

Hey Shinoa!