Here's my epic story about a beta friend of mine nicknamed taste who lost everything just to get with a girl he never...

Here's my epic story about a beta friend of mine nicknamed taste who lost everything just to get with a girl he never knew.

>be freshman in highschool, never had too many friends, but at this point I had around 8 semi-close pals.

>one day this beta swine named Tase starts sitting with us

>try to test the waters with his sense of humor, etc.

>me and him don't become super huge friends, but I make him laugh often.

>he's an alright guy, but is an easily enraged basement dweller who also laughs at anything. ANYTHING.

>he is somewhat accepted into our group, mostly because every day at lunch he goes off campus, buys a pizza and brings it to our table in the cafeteria.

>Starts favoring some of us more than others.

>two girls in our clan, one named Haley.

>Tase, being the most beta creature known to man, without even getting to know her, sets his heart on winning over Haley.

>on his journey he will go to extreme measures to win a girl he doesn't even know.

>I'm here to tell you all about it.

CONT?

Cont

Bamp

Ok, at least I have you backing up the thread.

OP is underage
>picture is recent, look at the other clay right next to it.

Continue...

>Tase starts to bribe us into being his friend more by bringing cards against humanity.

>whenever he's card czar he makes sure he pretends to laugh at haleys card, saying the better ones are "too obvious and unoriginal"

>we get bored of cards against humanity, his influence dwindles.

>he keeps bringing food, but now always makes sure Haley gets first pick

>it's obvious to all of us what's happening.

>it's not too bad now, but I know it will get worse soon

This was the worst fucking story ever. Thats all you had for us? Fuckin b8

It goes on

what is this supposed to be anyway? kinda looks like a frog

>Tase tries talking to Haley, or at least does what he thinks is small talk

>he’ll make a forced cringeworthy dad joke to her sometimes, and she never even pretends to laugh

>on the sidelines of this I start to steal pot from my parents, and smoke it.

>I don't like it too much, but something compels me to keep going.

>smoke a bowl every Saturday night

>back at school, Tase starts to act surprised when he picks haleys card in cards against humanity

>”wish I was funny as you, man. Sorry guys, she's too good at this!”

>he is revealed to be an evangelical Christian at heart and gets mad when peoples cards make fun of Jesus.

>I and another one of my friends start getting annoyed with Tase

>we begin to plan a scheme

Cont?

dont worry about asking to continue.. just keep going.

>has interest

Don't say "Cont?" you fucking nigger you're too deep in the story to back out now so you might as well finish it without asking for our consent

Ill only continue as long as you want me to.

bbbbbump

Bump

Well we want you to

Yes continue you fag

pls cont
im in too deep

>I stick up for Tase, telling my friends that Jesus is cool
>Tase loses interest in Haley, focuses on me
>The feeling slowly become mutual
>Make plans to get married after graduation
>4 years later, he makes me so happy.

>We plan to have Tase over for a game of DnD.

>Haley is DM

>started smoking Sunday night too

>try to convince Haley to make the hardest game possible to destroy Tase's character

>high while explaining, so it isn't too clear.

>Tase's character is an assassin, and he claims that in his old DnD group he was legendary.

>my plan was to get Haley to take advantage of this, by putting a bounty on his character's head so then every NPC would try and capture/kill him.

>doesn't go as planned due to horrible stoned explanation, and Haley being too nice.

>she just has characters mention legends they've heard of him.

>Tase throroughly enjoys the three hour session.

>Tase leaves first after game

>as Haley what she's gonna do now

>she says she'll be upfront with him tomorrow at lunch

ohh yes

How are we feeling?

Cont

Go on

>spiler-- Haley's a guy

girls dont play dnd

or the whole group is disgusting as fuck including op

>ask what she means

>"well, he isn't mean or anything, and he'll still be my friend. Maybe that's all he wants."

>as I walk home I remember how angry Tase can get over the smallest things

>literally when a hair got in his mouth he slammed it into the garbage, red-faced.

>still kinda high and decide not to turn around and go back to tell Haley.

>I'm sure he'll be fine, and if he isn't I'll get him to calm down.

>Tase calls me that night, to my surprise.

>I always give my number to friends, but they rarely call

>Tase actually tells me he likes Haley, and asks if he can get advice.

>Tase says he plans to be more direct and friendly to her.

>he says he wants to be besties with her, then to maybe sneak in some shit where he acts sexy and cute near her.

>dude is almost as much of a ham beast as me, decide not to tell Haley because I can't wait to watch this play out.

Cont faggot

I'll be gone for like three mins, keep the thread going

>>dude is almost as much of a ham beast as me,

nailed it

cont

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fuck

Bumping

(´･ω･`)

Jesus Christ, is that a whole head?

Back, about to start writing continuation

i tought it was a skin-coloured prolapse lul

waiting for taste to go mental

is op still around or leaving us on a cliffhanger?

Wheres the rest of the story motherfcker

apparently typing

What kind of name is tase??

Bye OP. Learn to greentext

where the fuck are you?

waiting...

Waiting fag

>wait patiently for Tase to come to our table at lunch

>when he doesn't show up after ten minutes, I ask one of my friends where he is.

>they say he's hanging out with his other friends today

>he has other friends? What the fuck?

>see Tase hanging out two tables away with a mix of popular kids and their sycophants.

>pissed that he isn't talking to Haley

>next day he sits at our table with three of the most fucked looking nerds from that table

>one has a witch hat on, one looks like autistic kid who only plays Pokemon, and last one is a redneck who looks like he sleeps in a chicken coop.

>I think that either they're with him to back him up in case he gets shut down, or to make him look better (even though they're the same breed of beta as him)

>he hits it off with a pun about the food Haleys eating.

>Haley pretends to laugh, maybe to soften the blow.

>"so, speaking of (insert whatever food she was eating), wanna go see a movie with me this weekend? I can buy you something in the lobby..."

>"Tase, I think you're sweet, but that really isn't how I fly"

>Tase is oblivious at first, and so are the three little fags he brought along

>she has to basically spell it out to him

will continue

Bumping during wait.

im fucking waiting, type faster you fuck

^

bomp

OP, Heres a protip:

TYPE THIS SHIT OUT BEFOREHAND AND COPY PASTE.

Fuckin Pleb, Im here Jacking it off to your story and I cant fuckin finish cause you're typing at 12 wpm. Hurry the fuck up.

agreed, im new fag and i know this

This is great

lols
but thats a handy tip mang

Well, at least you admit it.

were all nefag here and we know it

gtfo or lurk more

Op don't leave use hanging here you fuck

cmon op

...

i lol'd

This, im losing my boner

>Tase surprisingly takes it well

>while she told him, I was thinking "rip Tase", but no.

>Even though he doesn't cry, he argues with her a bit

>says some of the biggest face palm things I've ever heard

>says shit like "then who's gonna be your first boyfriend?" "Who will you get to kiss you now?"

>when his band of leaches try to get savage on her Tase has them back off

>after she says she's done talking to him he solemnly walks off

>I could swear one of the tards patted him on the back

>that night he calls me again

>I got high that night so I was slurring and spacing out

>he says he'll try again because she doesn't know how much he wants her

>brings up some pseudo science about how mates in nature work, and how aggressive males get many a female

>Don't know what he means, too high

>smoke again later that night, miss school the next day because high.

>the day after that I go in, and sit with everyone. Tase is trying to teach one of my friends to play Yugioh.

>he is a total asshole to them, and purposely gives vague explanations on the rules so his smug ass can say they're playing wrong.

>at one point when they play victory dragon they say he should dig his own grave, but he'd get tired because the hole needs to be big

>in a rehearsed way, he stands up for a confrontation

pics of girl or gtfo

you fucking joking

Random side note
I have a dnd group with multiple girls involved. One's a bit of a stoner, got a tattoo and shit and the other was an honor roll 3.9 book/ hiking loving chick. You can actually meet some awesome girls at dnd. (they're just not usually looking for guys there.)

and so, our watch begins.

brb gotta jerk

titties

even if that's true, they'll still have alpha boyfriends who have great skills.. nun-chuck skills, computer hacking skills... men who play dnd have one skill: dnd. I'm sure all the ladies are soaking their panties over a neckbeard who is awesome at dnd.

Kek

This

pics of haley and autistic weeab friend

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Meesa waiting, OP

or at least they'd have a decent job, like bussing tables at golden corral

>I can immediately tell what he's doing

>friend, named Micah doesn't stand up

> Tase yells at him to "come at him"

>whole cafeteria watches

>nobody intervenes, not even janitors

>Micah tells him to chill, and that it was just trash talk

>Tase continues to act pissed, pushes chair over

>Haley laughs

>Tase smiles when he sees this

>finally sits down, Micah says it's all good

>Tase must have thought Haley laughed because her giney was tingling, because whenever anyone disrespects him in the slightest he goes into his song and dance routine

>I never fuck with him, but once when I mention him on a day he's sitting at another table he comes over and makes a scene

>ends up taking my milk, saying he won't take anyone's shit

>he stops calling me

>I now smoke nearly every day

>I come up with the most cartoonish lay stupid way to quit ever

all kinds of people play table top games

Bullshit, every girl ever quits dnd after like 2 weeks

...

you are pathetic

>so last night I met with tase

>He's a transgender now

>Hang out and play CAH for old times sake

> Eventually make our way back home

>Tell him to show me his man bag

>Does


> I poke it
> He grabs my forearm and


CONT ?

You dont need to stop smoking weed, yoi gotta stop smoking it every day.

dude so alpha, about to animal fuck haley

Stop spacing out the lines so you can actually get through this story before you get banned for being underaged.

Guess that makes you a shitty dnd'er

bs

CONT IM FUCKING CLOSE TO CUMMING.

dude what the shit did you fuck haley or not

This

HURRY THE FUCK UP OP

PICS FAGGOT

>summer

gammonnnnnnn

>be OP

>write shitty greentext

>take forever to write new portions and post

>waste everyone's fucking time

>my plan is that I'll smoke a shitload of a powerful strain called blue widow, like 4 bowls of it.

>after smoking I'll get so high I'll never want to smoke again

>I plan to do this the following weekend

>Tase begins only bringing food for Haley, who thanks him generously

>maybe she likes him?

>I ask is she does, and she says that she's really only humor one him, and that his attempts to be alpha are hilarious, and that him bringing her food is also funny

>me and her start calling him taste because he always brings food

>one day, Micah brings a plastic bag of chocolate covered cereal

>friend next to me wants some

>he reaches across table to get it, arm goes out in front of taste.

>"hey, man. Back off!"

"No, fuck off." Friend says, then he lightly taps the back of his hand on taste's chest

>taste slams a fist on his arm

>"don't you ever touch me!"

>friend pulls arm back, complains

>I tell taste to stop acting so tough

>"keep it shut, will you?" Taste asks.

>I don't respond

>notice Haley left after the incident

>later found out she got scared by taste's tard rage, and ran off

>pissed at taste

please op

10/10 would wait for sequel