High school dropout

>high school dropout
>almost no formal education
>spend all day here and also self learning computer science, networking and programming
>no friends, no job and no girlfriend of course
>two suicide attempts
>literally living in mom's basement
>developed a free blog publishing platform out of boredom and embedded google adsense
>in a few months the platform went semi-popular and I was making around 1k per month
>three years later here I am making around 15k a month
>nobody knows it except you Sup Forumsros but I have almost half a million in the bank already
>MFW my normie big bro who studied and worked his ass off all his life to become a lawyer is in serious debt and struggling
>MFW my mom says I ruined her financially because she buys around 150 on food every month for me
>TFW I don't know what to do with so much money I have anxiety attacks and I don't like to go out

What to do? Please not begging! I want to do something stupid but original with the money to troll my family and then finally off myself

TL;DR: I am a NEET who somehow managed to make a lot of $, what do?

Pic related, a balance of one of my three accounts

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You should really do this a lot.

The Sup Forums on that little piece of paper was photoshooped

woah look at all that money you own and apparently do nothing with

Hmm, this thread has promise.
Yes... this will do fine.

maigad, wat? Just pay your mom some money. What kind of idiot are you.

I got it hold on

Need further proof

>bro is in debt and you aren't helping him

Kamina would be so fucking disappointed in you OP.

I hate her, she used to beat me out everyday when I was a little kid, she only deserves hell

bro is a normie, he never ever called me, he always mock and laugh at me with his girlfriend in family reunions like Christmas, he said I am a retard...

Forget my family Sup Forums I hate them! Throw me something nihilistic and original

Gimme us a timestamp pussy

you fucking piece of shit. So what? money is money you idiot. She's making an effort paying your shits and you are complain for something that happened in your childhood? damn. kill yourself. Just get out of that house, find a cheap apartment and keep living your neurotic and miserable life.

need further proof of claims

Hace you tried to use your money to do something that makes you feel alive? I don't know, like charity or travelling around? It'd be a great way to open your mind and learn more than just programming.

Give it to me

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But for a serious suggestion - sign up to an online stock/forex broker and go all in on one stock/currency pair for lulz.

You're kiddin

Improve your paint skills

'bout your mother, you try to talk to her. Dude, make an effort to establish at least a good relationship with someone who's close now that you've grown. Maybe she'll explain by she was like that or even say that she's sorry

You want to buy some pinball machines in alabama?

Spend it on a photoshop course you wretched faggot...

If you could spare $800, I'm trying to build my PC :(

OP is kill.

Mind giving us the blog URL?

OP some people luck out, and without knowing it end up creating their own means to support themselves and their future. You happen to be lucky. I would kill for 20k just to fix my fucking life, and here you are sitting in your chair looking at your money.

Get out of that house, get an apartment and LIVE. Work out, figure out what YOU want to do with your life.

The only person who can make you happy is yourself. You have the money, so all you need is motivation.

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Thats my paypal. Send 20 to prove legit

If you are being for real, pay back your mother. She has done so much for you and really deserves better.

Prove it pussy

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Come with me to my country , I live in a forgotten country in South America , with your money we could live like kings , I promise beautiful landscapes , beautiful women, all kinds of experiences, i promise you life !!! I have friends who are biohackers can give yourself another aspect, with a little effort yo can be someone muscular and strong , stop being a neet , I promise heaven on earth

not bad, but it has to be something my family can see and get ape mad about it
something super expensive and very difficult to resell

Ignore all the jealous fags here. Would you mind telling me what topics you're writing about? Thanks!

Is not a blog is a platform similar to blogger, many idiots make their "free" random blog in there bring traffic and I get all the profits by ads

Save your bro
Give your mom a bit
Go get more money and have secretaries do the talking

Fuck you and your money

she didn't do shit, she took my whole father inheritance and she screamed and beat me everyday when I was a kid, I hate her with all my soul

buy me overwatch, pls.

Aight op here's what you want to hear and what I would do show your mother a bank statement say fuck off karma so bitch and move out hit your brother up pull up in a Porsche 911 2010 "I personally really like how that car drives you should try it" say must suck to work so hard for nothing give him a dollar and laugh in his face get a dope ass apartment fuck random bitches cause you have money you seem decently smart so grab some mdma off the internet that and money makes you for sure get laid enjoy your life as the hero you deserve to be cheers from another richfag

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you should give it me , I know what I'll do with it

I don't believe you.

I do not have a blog, I own a platform for creating free blogs and the system embeds google adsense on it, nowadays I sit my ass and see the money flows, but I do not give a shit about money and I don't consider myself successfully I hate myself and I want to die, but before I want to ultimate troll my piece of shit family with something expensive as hell and super hard to resell

buy a nice car and total it
if you are serious about killing yourself, though i suggest you don't you should use that money to start a company or somthing but if you really want to die then maybe buy a nice car and drive off a cliff or something idk

I advice you to start working out and do some shit outside. Use ur money to move out and find a decent yet not expensive apartment. When you think you're confident enough start goig out and meet with people.
dude you've got like a whole life ahead of you. Go out and do something
>inb4 moralfag

Listen dude if you really think life isn't worth living do some drugs I'm not even fucking kidding do all the shit that scares you cause your going to die anyway so why the fuck not
>don't do it
>from another sadfag turned richfag

Then just move out. It can be cheap if you're worried about long term stability. Just pack your bags and leave and don't say a word but you gotta be an adult now.

So it's just like Blogspot?

fuck you op, so many people wished had money like you and you just throw it up.

here is what you do

you go up to your mum with a lot of cash and say
"OK HOW MANY MONTHS HAVE YOU PAID 150$ for me? (then you calculate and come up with a number) FINE HERE IS THE MONEY. BUT WAIT; YOU OWE ME SOMETHING TOO. ALL THE PAIN AND MISERY YOU'VE COST ADDS UP TO (same number as you owe her). AND NOW WATCH IT BURN AS A PROLOGUE TO WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU; YOU WILL BURN IN HELL JUST LIKE THE MONEY YOU DONT DESERVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT WITCH OF A MOTHER"
youre welcome

Donate to some random ass tiny charity

look into a S&P 500 index fund or ETF. Or just hire a RIA money manager.

Success is the best revenge.

You know, you could pay off your bro's student debt

Put it all in Books-a-Million stock

So I beat Deshea with a stack of magazines I'm in.

Blow it all on coke and hookers and video the whole thing and save the tapes at your place.

When you die your family will find all the vids and it will be awesome.

Pay for therapy dude. Get out of that house. Pay for a personal trainer. Life sucks now but you can get over anxiety and depression. I have. I used to be diagnosed with both and was on medication for it. Eat healthy, get exercise. Talk to someone.

*caused

and you could buy a fucking expensive stamp collection, then get it dirty

Build a fucking rape dungeon.
Then if you don't actually have the balls to rape just buy animal carcasses and place it do it looks kinda human
That'll freak ur ma out

Buy your own house and move there away from your family. Post your pics on Facebook and make sure that they see it.

buy a bunch of guns and do a school shooting.
it it just the best way someone could ever die.

I was thinking in buying two of this one black and other white
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see the face of my piece of shit family and then off myself

another option would be ruining your brothers life as well. just order some escorts and pay beforehand. tell em you want a roleplay; that you will act as if you didnt invite them and they should just proceed... will fuck up their relationship in no time

hey forget your family, and lives , have not seen the world, hate it after having it squeezed , if you really so much money , you could use it not only for fun but also because to grow as a person and begin to love yourself , travel a little ,invest your money , help others.

Easy
> Establish hideout
> Rent a building, build a place whatever
>Train body and mind for a singular purpose
>Build gadgets
> become the batman

nice; you should program them to carry your corpse and throw it onto your mother

awesome idea
I might cash out everything, reunite all my family to show the money, make them help me count it and then set it on fire lol... they are all struggling and in debt dying for a few dollars, it would be awesome to see their fuckfaces crying and in despair, good point user I might actually do it!

Eh, cashing out and putting it physically in their hands sounds like a bad idea to me...
Do what other guy said, strippers drugs live fun but not insane. Enjoy in hail of glory

Op, not begging but if you could spare anything I would be forever greatful.

>Be me.
>Be naive motherfucker who no one taught how to deal with money.
> can't afford healthcare.
>have chronic depression. And massive debt.
>FeelsBadMan

If can help. Email crapemailmachine@gmail

I'm pretty sure you're name is jeff

Yo OP, I don't want your money. Just some advice. I'm a CS student at university, and wanna get ahead of the game, like way ahead. Where'd you go to learn what you know?

qualifiers.if u aint facing jail or not committed a major crime ur story is flat.however if u want social revenge ur gonna find that you have to stay alive to see results.social revenge is a long con.

wtf!? who are you?

telling a lie is a sin OP

nice, dont forget to give a nice hate speech, like

ALL YOUR PATHETIC LIVES YOU HAVE BEEN STRIVING TO GET THIS GREEN PAPER; THAT PAPER WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT TO YOU. YOU ALL FOLLOWED THE LAWS OF THE DOLLAR IN ORDER TO BE A KIND OF HUMAN BEING THAT GETS THE DOLLAR, BUT YOU ALL FAILED MISERABLY, YOU FAILED MISERABLY IN YOUR SEARCH FOR SHIT. YOU NEVER VALUED WHATS REALLY IMPORTANT IN LIFE, YOU'VE OVERLOOKED IT. WHILE I WANTED THE RIGHT THINGS, YOU DIDNT GIVE THEM TO ME, I WANTED LOVE, COMPASSION, FRIENDLINESS, DAMN I ONLY WANTED TO BE ACCEPTED FOR WHO I AM WITH THE NEEDS I HAVE, BUT YOU DIDNT. YOU GAVE UP ON WHATS REAL FOR SOME ABSTRACT NUMBER REPRESENTED ON PAPER, TRYING TO ACT AS IF EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT ANYWAY, BUT IT ISNT, YOU DUN GOOFED M8. SO HERE AM I: HAVING THE SHIT YOU ALWAYS WANTED SO BADLY BUT COULDNT MANAGE TO GET, AND NOW ITS MY HONOR TO RETURN THE FAVOR, TO NOT GIVE YOU WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED, BUT TO SAY FUCK YOU." then set the pile of money on fire, shoot each of them and jump into the flames to get burned to death :-)

Buy mom car make her look like an ass

duterte

Dude. I would love 15k right now.

not him but go too edx.org and get free college courses for this.

Bullshit. Your parents would have a hard time declaring you as a dependent on taxes when you make more than they do

for computer science and networking I watched lot of videos and studied a few books
for programming I follow several tutorials and used stackoverflow heavily

I created many stuff on git before, then by pure luck I made this original easy to use blogger platform and it went semi viral, I can't really put the name of it because I don't want to be doxed

if u stayed alive u could have them on ur tit dole out a few bucks and have them do all sorts of degrading shit to get it.
such as have mother eat pussy of lesbian black girl i mean sky is the limit and adter u are done move to the islands man.if i had ur dough pfwow i could turn that shit into empire...what a waste

That's fair. Did you use any particular websites, edx, coursera, or just self teach? Any recommended books?

beautiful, cash it out put it on a table pretend I am going to help them and then burn everything, they are so greedy that they probably throw themselves at the pile of money trying to grab some, I will need to put something on the bills to make them burn without chance of putting down the flames

1.Get all your money in paper and bring it to your basement.
2.Invite your family and tell them they all behave like fucking greedy kikes and yoi got all that money for a long ass time but they arent worth shit to you
3. Buy me a nice knove in cs go
4. Show them you were sitting on a butt plug all the time
5.burn the money or donate it to some white supremacy activists.
6. An hero
Or you could go to a therapist, get rid of your mental problems (yep, it really works ) and live a good live while your family remains in an everyday struggle while knowing you'd help them if they had treated you better in the past. Oh and still buy me a cs go knive.
Your choice niggah

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hey I offer a real opportunity to change completely and live! with your money I can show you many ways to have fun , and not only that I can also show ways to improve yourself , to see new things , you know the jungle? ever visited a snowy mountain ? did bungie jump? I 'm serious bro, not waste money in your family, I can help you live , to learn , and you also help me to live and to know, because my limitations are mainly economic, if you 're serious , maybe what I'm proposing is your most important chance

Yo build a 500k steam inventory and gift me a knive.

but whatever u do make sure its recorded so we can see it.

all of them also books and mostly practical examples, "learn by code"
but is not necessary to expend so much time self learning, with a full year of dedication and a little of practical knowledge, imagination and vision you can create whatever, of course that doesn't mean it will be successful

None of you are respecting OP's wishes. For shame.

You sad piece of shit just kill yourselves or find something meaningful to you good luck

Are you jeff?

>You are correct!
>You are fake!

Ignore this fag.

Although, moving out could be a good idea. Move somewhere really nice. Make sure your mom knows you moved there. Be a bum in a nicer place. Rub it in for a while.

Fuck of you fucking hispanic parasite!
If he wanted to see the jungle or a mountain he'd just book a flight there. He doesnt have fun in exploring the world, he is an asshole and wants to see his family suffer and you still want to sell him sunglasses like a fucking beachnigger.

gotchu OP. Get a super shitty integra or some shit, maybe a supra for more aftermarket availability, and just get all kinds of shit mods. Pay someone to do it, make sure it has peeling paint and leaking oil, all kinds of fucking problems. Make sure it won't resell for shit, but make sure your family knows that it was a money hole.

>timestamp
or gtfo

Yooooooooo. You could even leave it to them or some shit, give it as a gift with a ripped to shit interior