Hey Sup Forumsros. I am house sitting for a friend while she is on a business trip. She won't be home for a week...

Hey Sup Forumsros. I am house sitting for a friend while she is on a business trip. She won't be home for a week. What do?

Kill yourself

People are disgusting. I'd probably set up a tent in the living room and cover a couch in plastic wrap.

Duh put on her panties and masterbate furiously

use that yoyo to choke yourself

She has hidden cameras there you idiot. Don't do anything stupid.

This!
And look for her dildo.

Put her toothbrush in the foreskin of ur uncircumcised member... Scrub scrub

Take a big dump on her couch, then put a pillow on it!
You know you wan't to OP.

show the tags of her bra and panties

let's see how fat she is

Lay down in her bed, let it go and take a good piss.

come on OP, so many ideas to choose from, don't be a fag.

Dubs have spoken but i dont have to shit yet

Shit in her butter. Scoop out a good portion of the butter and shit in it, then replace the scooped out butter as best you can to hide your shit and place the butter back into the fridge and forget about it. There's a thread about this I read years ago, you should do it

Order some chines food, or eat potato chips and drink chocolate milk, allways lets me get off like a poo poo rocket.

Check'ed
Smash shit OP

How?

Strangle yourself with her bra or choke on her tampons.

OP deliver! You are the master of your anus!

find the drug stash

She is a mormon... no drugs.

Turn her thermostat down one degree. She'll be so fucking cold when she gets back. Bitches hate being cold.

Dude just hurry the fuck up and raid her panty draw. What are you waiting for?

Then spray "hail satan" everywhere and smach her shit.
When she returns, tell you was possessed.

fuck yourself with her dildo

shit on her bed, masturbate into her intimates drawer

duh

Since OP didn't mention dubs, he could technically pick any suggestion.

So I'm voting for cumming in the crotch of her white and clean panties.

Dubs already have spoken and OP won't deliver.

Double dubs.

go full home alone.
make crazy traps for her when she gets home

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Checked double! Triple if you count the 88.

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we need pictures of every pair of panties she owns. Get going- I want to see her underwear drawer.

JUST found this thread and haven't read it yet but I can't let this opportunity slip by.

This is a cunt of a thread. Fuck you OP.

Check um

has she left any dirty laundry? Go through it, find the panties and line them up on the bed.

Bumpan!

Dubs already spoken, but OP is a faggot.

put TV remote batteries up butt, then put them in back in remote backwards

Will OP ever deliver?

Don't do a thing. She's got cameras hidden all over the place. She trusts you and values the friendship. And she certainly doesn't want to log on to see you jackin it in her underwear.

>she trusts you
>she has cameras hidden all over the place
pick one retard

Looks like Op isn't the only faggot around here.
Maybe you two should cuddle up and watch an episode of the carebears?

this one