Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

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Konata??

Time to Penny claim!

still here

>Waddling like a penguin
>Penguin
>tfw that was my nickname all throughout elementary/middle school

Ayy, forgot those series even existed. Never played one however. How'd you end up with 6 games?

>She was alone
JUST
U
S
T

>Best idol claimed

Isn't finding out what it is half the fun? Why would I ruin a surprise?

Please give me gifs of your waifus dancing I am starting to work on something and I would like everyone involved please.

Rikka claimed!

Give me a break, I'm a shy guy, my ex was the one that came to me and confessed, I on other hand got rejected when I finally built courage before her

here

Could agree to disagree honestly.
>I don't like fighting about Waifus because everyone has different tastes
>Who you choose to love is your own business.

>Meanwhile that fucking ogre
>Left some great loot for the blacksmith
>Who pummeled his ass with the help of the cook.

best I can do on short notice.

Damn, and I love plants and stuff. Passion fruit and oranges are always nice to tend to. So rest in peace, Mr. Herbalist

>Gardevoir claim

Please

Well it's not really ruinning it if you need to reveal the surprise.
>Found a black cat tail toy.

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Miho claimed

Smug

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Oh, hmm. Lemme try and find something

there we go

>New Herbalist was suppose to be our next trapper.
>Can't replace the warrior yet
>Though we have some hardened veterans
>Luckily I'll be able to get some new people before long with my stockpiles of food and money.

>
Sorry! But hey in a way it's a compliment because if think about it, batman has a nemesis called penguin too. A crazy fucker he is

Hey frenemy! I said that was going to tell you something but can't remember

>yuno
I don't think I was ever invited to a game before

>ochako
You're welcome! Tried putting a pillow on top of your head?

Gard
Not sure if reference or not

Cory Claimed

Akiko claimed

>Aizawa
Oh okay then don't mind me getting all your personal information and shit

>Shinoa
Just get in the fucking group you twat

>Yuno
May the gods blessings be upon you, Yuno-user
Sometimes all your options are just shit
You burn enough bridges the only way you can go is forward

(:

Not until I have a better pc that can run it!

Huge fan of the series, had a padded mat and everything, but through nearly 10 years of use, it's past the end of it's life. The sensors are screwy and it's VERY hard to play with. Not impossible, but I'd be better off with a new one.

Is it not?
>So I can expect kitty Mizore more often meow?

You'd figure I'd have one on hand seeing as how being an idol and all....

Let's hope that Ogre was some hail Mary attempt

Jontron claimed

Claiming this cutie right here

ok

It vibrates.
>So you might.

I'm pretty sure none exist.

Best girl 2016 claimed

Claimed

Omfg forgot how fucking cute that is, not even a cat person but still

One day we'll all play, one day

Thank you Akiko, not to sound all emo and shit but I think I've become numb I can't feel anything from her while walking my path

>Sauce never ever

eyepatch

You're trying to get me to smother myself? Am I that disliked?

Claimed c:

It definitely was
>Damn Kobolds were desperate to take us out
But they didn't think we had our own ogre
>Ward doesn't believe in mercy.
Anyway we finally got that replacement warrior and a bunch of ore for Ward to make some better gear
>Like some bronze age shit.
Another is one of my favourite anime. Good shit ^^

>smug crew again

dance is from Chuunibyou
character from bakemonogatari

Your taste in waifu is shit, observe true waifu material right here.

Thanks!

Not really dancing but thank you!

Cute awesome thanks!

Short and sweet, awesome!

Hey frenemy, damn it! How is the eye going??

Adorable! Thank you!

You should get one mang!

I have this one but thanks for remidning me!

Damn it!

Eyepatch! Thank you hun!

Get a better waifu you autist

The best I could find in short notice.

I claim best girl

>I am terribly more curious than I should be ifi this is an IRL one

Went and found one, here ya go.

She's mine

I got you famboni.

Just a lil banter m8. In all seriousness I would of done the same thing. Plus at least you've gotten to that point before. That's kinda lopsided to be honest.

Haha it's all good. That's the only drawback of being tall. You're right but they didn't see it that way.

>10 years
Yeah it's way overdo. Those should be pretty cheap though.

Do you think you can force them off now?

Oh I know that already
I ment this youtube.com/watch?v=6iOj3QwYx2k
It has bothered me and /wsg/ for a while

>The most dancing Penny does aside from the Flower Dance, which I will get a gif of later if possible.
Absolutely, also the wall is almost finished
>Gonna send a scouting party to find their base camp and deport them.

Best I got
Only gif I can find

Claiming

So many tiddies, this is for those of you who love a nice pair of legs and feet.

Then why didnt you claim her you piece of shit

I just need to drink, I become sociable when I'm chill drunk

here

Why? Maybe it's something you'd like to see irl?
>If I bought it I could show you~

Got em

Claiming
Hiw are you
Im watching japanese cartoon porn

uuuhh

Yume claimed

I was just about to, you fucking cunt

My waifu's anime isn't out yet. Only a small gif of her from the teaser. Sad day.

She's mine now, go get a new waifu

Heyo! I'm dealing with a raiding problem in Stonehearth
>These bastards killed two of my men
>So I'm constructing a wall like good ol' Trump is gonna do
>Then Imma send out a raiding party to find their base camp and deport them back to hell.

Top claim, my dude. Rias claimed

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am i too late?

I'm more dedicated, she would never want someone as weak as you, spaghetti-armed fuck.

Off to sleep. Goodnight, all.

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that looks a little off

fuck wait use this one

Wrong quote, but fuck you, honestly. She's mine and you know it.

Heh...heheh... I mean, I never implied that! Do I look like some kinda perv to you?

That's pretty much how I feel about everything I should care about. Thanks again emotional detachment issues. I should really go to a psychiatrist for these issues but somehow I feel like I'm better off having them. Must be real shit having to feel bad about it for so long

>implying

Nigger you can't even link correctly
You don't deserve to like the living onahole

I'll make you one give me a second

Holy fucking kek.

Trump them the fuck out and play victory music.

youtube.com/watch?v=34X4faVQ63Y

Just all of us together and not a 5 party crew where I went in alone

Kek no dude. Just put the pillow on top of you head and sleep. One ear on bed and the other on pillow. Most sounds should be muffled

It got better! No no it was something from last night. I can't remember

Fuck them!
>I down remember this scene;_;

whats with the cirnofags not sharing their waifu?

Anyone who thinks Cirno is a living onahole doesn't deserve her. Back off, dude.

Fuck you

All fairies are living onaholes

And then there's this faggot.

I should probably seek guidence or something, I feel I have lost my sanity from her

>Last time I felt real emotion before uncle's passing was drinking a whole bottle of jack daniels while listening to depressing mexican music

The party system is dumb

>
It's still proof that it's coming out

I guess i have to notice senpai
I dont know that game

Thanks Maki! I will be sure to use this one

If ya do just tell me so I can put it in

I can use both! I just need alot of gifs

Damn it frenemy remember this is gonna kill me!

You're wrong, Cirno is pure, PURE!

Oh I found more stuff.
>Cat keyhole bra and panties, white.
Aww the panties have little cat ears and a paw print.
Now I kinda want to buy this stuff.
>But then I'd have Noone to show it to.

She is pure
Pure sex

Sharing is blasphemy probably.

Ehh i know. Not complaining about the gif i have. Just want more. Lol

Anywho who thinks badly of such a pure girl doesn't deserve her, so just let it go. Cirno is mine and forever will be.

>little off
Galko tiddy-fucking a pair of legs
Yeah, just a little off.
I have some other good ones in store.

>Gonna deport them to hell
I made the realization as I typed it, and started laughing and almost woke my roommate.
Its like one of those colony survival games where you get some people and make a little survivalist group
>But the kobolds went too far with that ogre.
>Gonna have to give em a proper ass beating.

how about you both shot being faggots
there's gonna be a rewrite anime?

Use this one it has both me and mizore

Out of my way virgins, I'm going full autismo here.

Damn nigger