How old r u?
When was the last time u had seks?
i will start
18, never
How old r u?
When was the last time u had seks?
i will start
18, never
21 in 9 days, never.
64
never
but why?
I refuse to believe you.
Convince me otherwise.
20
Never
...
18 never
19
never
24 and right before thanksgiving so its been a while
32, today.
21
Last week.
Big mistake.
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
May sound like a fun time, but it isn't.
40.
About 3 hours ago.
22
2 1/2 years ago
25
5 months ago, i'm fucking a hooker soon i guess
19, 5 months. feelsbad
>20
>bout a year ago :(
My girlfriend is diagnosed schizo who doesn't always like taking her meds. It keeps things lively.
> fucked a 37 crack whore
> wanted to marry me
> stalked me andmy friends on facebook
> i had to tell I was living in another country to avoid her
> never met her again thanks god
how was it?
>30
>45 minutes ago
17 never
23, going for wizard. Kissed a girl though so I won't be a pure. Feels bad.
30, 2 days ago
I'm a girl, btw. I don't fuck manlets or betas. Cry more.
28, about 4 months ago.
Tits or gtfo.
did u get her boobs?
pretty fucking great actually, my wife stuck her tongue in my ass so that's always a good time.
What position were you fucked?
u know the rules
unless they have money amirite?
19
Lost my virginity at 17
Last had two days ago
Pic related
>my wife stuck her tongue in my ass
wtf, ppl actually do that?!?!
18, um i think 1-2 years ago. Lost my virginity at age 12.5
18
never
23 kissless virgin.
Probably going for wizard if I don't kill myself before.
you've not lived, my friend.
#5 hell yeah fucking cucks
tits with sign saying hi john for me pls
30
Last night, I guess. My wife was tired so she just jacked me off and swallowed my cum.
Lost it at 15, plenty of different whores I've made the seks with.
Didnt know what the fuck I was doing the first few times, almost got a bitch preggers.
Am 24 now, fuckin beat my meat like a butcher because its hard to find girls that dont have herps or kids.
18.
11 years ago ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sure man, sure
...
18, lost virginity at 14, last time i had sex was yesterday morning with my gf of a year and a half
It was a few days after my 17th birthday. Feb 14th of '14.
um....
35
>tfw uncle Joe took your chance at being a wizard.
have u had powers for the last five years?
22, and 14 months ago (It gets harder after college, kids)
whats your net worth tho?
21 years old
2 years ago
>tfw dick dry as a Sahara summer
Yea, I just mastered telekinesis.
why don't you just sell your virginity? I know its kinda sad but its better than nothing.
Question for all you that are 17+ and virgins, did you attend your high school prom?
nothing impressive. just a regular user.
15
Bout a year ago
23.
Last year.
Haven't given it much thought because only people who have nothing to offer care about sex to this extreme.
20, last 2 nights
my nigga, i got a few more years to go,
at least i know i can get deh powers
Do you think anyone would say yes to me user?
Also no friends.
19 never
19.
2 months into being 16.
Bought a jeep. took a girl on a date, 1st date sex.
there's a slight cum stain in the backseat still top this day. and she was good for a first.
22 Thursday
20, last week.
I lost my v card at 19 and yes I went to prom with a date.
17, did not, but attended university instead of highschool so it's not like any girls knew me
wait shit i thought when we lost virginity.
fuck
well last time was in christmas.
called her 'Christmas Tits"
Protip. Stop caring. Treat women coldly. Realize that you're probably bad at talking to women because women don't have anything interesting to say. They'll start paying more attention to you after that, and then you'll proceed to care even less when you realize how easy it is for them to warm up to you.
Not Uncle Joe, but Cousin Cena. Basic story is that she was 14 and wanted some fuck so she held kitchen knife to me and said that if she "doesn't get what she wants, or if I told anyone about "our little secret", bad things will happen". Kek she's currently in Heroin rehab and gave birth a few months ago. The baby was born addicted and she's never ever getting it back.
Karma's a bitch
>having sex with the female jew
>2016
are you Steven Hawking or something? how does one attend university without going to high school?
22, and that's the same age I was when I lost it.
Last time: A few hours ago
nope, that would be a waste of time
ppl who are actually telling the truth
>but attended university instead of highschool so it's not like any girls knew me
savage
Im terrible with girls, so I would never have the courage to ask, my low self esteem and INJTJ personality dont help
there are no such thing as girls on Sup Forums
20 in literally 24 days, never
Thanks you fucking cuck counter.
16
never
feelsbadman
28
A week ago
You're a fucking faggot. Next time you're out in any public area, strike up conversation with anyone. Hell, even scope out the hottest girl you can find and go in their with the mentality that you're going to make a complete asshole out of yourself and most likely come off as a massive creep.
After that, boom, your recovery phase should be more brief and "having to muster up the courage" like some faggot who doesn't know how to probe their interests to see if you can establish relations won't even exist in your mind, because you'll be more genuine about the interaction, rather than objectifying them as an unobtainable goal because you're desperate to prove something to yourself.
quadruple dubs wtf?@?@
19
yesterday
life's good
...
...
do u believe that asexual is a thing?
>be me
>23
>Virgin
>Sleeping
>Had a wonderful dream that i had sex for first time
>Just about to put my dick into her
>Woke up
>Sadpanda.png
FML, this just happened..
check'd
i know that feel user
>34
>2 months ago, with a hooker.
>Non paid, like 6 months
I've actually had a girl ask me out during highschool and asked another.
The one who asked me was hardcore goth and I didn't really like her too much but she seemed kinda cool. We never talked after 3 months EVER so i broke that off. No sex.
The one I asked turned out to be 14 after telling me she was 16. I noped outta there when i found out. not tryna go to jail.
who needs sex when you have quadruple dubs
...
22
almost 2 years ago. feels bad man
...
3.23232
exactly 0.324234234 miliseconds ago
Sure, but if that's the case stop being a mopey little bitch about lacking a wholly unnecessary and largely cumbersome companion and learn to make peace with yourself.
dude reminds me of my little step sister at 5 years old we were both 5 and she black mailed me too keep making out with her, it wasen't bad but fucking annoying, she is in a rehab home for whoring away at 16.
18, never, and not planning on loosing it. I want to become a wizard.
o7