Ask a guy from Tijuana anything

Ask a guy from Tijuana anything

How are you doing, and what do you spend your freetime on?

I am sorry Op I will not ask you anything because you situation is shit enough

How does it feel living in literal trash

Saludos desde la 2da

I'm doing good, I usually draw a lot, hang out with friends, get drunk, go to shows and just try to find something fun to do

Why haven't you moved?

Notice how he didn't say anything about working. Fucking Mexicans

El kek

I like it, it's fun, it makes me appreciate a lot of what I have too

He asked him about his freetime. Learn to read lmao

Are there really donkey shows?

I plan on going around Mexico and stay in Guanajato after a while, haven't moved cause I actually like it here

How much does quality pussy cost at the local chica bars?

There's donkeys painter as zebras all around Revolution Ave in downtown, just as a tourist attraction which really sucks, you can take pictures with them dressed as a stereotypical mexican. Not any donkey related shows though

Why would I stop in TJ on my way down to Ensenada?

I've never paid for pussy, not a fan of congales either.

ever been to hong kong club?

what is your favorite Menudo song?

There's a lot to do here in TJ as well as cultures from all over mexico, you'll meet some pretty cool people and might learn something from the locals if you take the time to meet some

Corn or flour?

Yeah, not often though, I don't really fuck with strips

Where's the best place in TJ to find a passable trap to fuck?

I don't like any Menudo song unironically, probably Subete a mi moto though

Do you feel safe?

whats it like, I might be going to TJ in a few weeks, is it worth going to?

Down for both, depends on what you're eating

Coahuila zona norte, just walk along or go in a strip

I know how to move around here but even that way I don't feel safe all the time, it all depends on where you're at

Well yeah, you should try Adelita's too, I personally think it's better.

donde venden weed de calidad??

Do you feel sorry for the horse?

mexicali > tijuana

What do you mean "you know how to move"? Thanks for answering my question

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Calale en la zona, es una ruleta rusa, solo aguas con la placa.

Nigga u gay

the show del burro is a real thing.

thanks for the advice will check it out!

culiacan > tijuana

I don't know what the deal with airline food is. Shut up, Jerry.

Mis compas son mis conectas asi que no agarro de conectas de la calle seguido, si lo hago normalmente es de la villa o la zona (no siempre esta buena) nomas aguas con la placa

What's it like living in TJ? I've been down there from San Diego a few times to eat cheap Mexican food and drink (and fuck strippers). Which places are cool to hang out at? I don't really know anywhere besides "the strip".

what are the chances of being killed by the drug cartel and do you have any advice for americans that want to go their?

They paint donkeys not horses and yeah I feel bad for them

Who's Jerry?

you are gonna get killed dont you dare to come here

How long have you smuggled illegal drugs?

I mean I know where I shouldn't go, who I shouldn't talk back to and all that, just things you pick up from all around living in here

never been to that

Nice try, Satan. We all know it is the horses who paint.

/semen joke

Have yo seen the donkey show???

It's pretty much a ghetto and more fun SD, there's people from many different places, cops get away with anything but so can you. I think it all depends on what you like to do and the people you like being around with, cause you can go to really nice clubs or junky shitholes just in walking distance, the DIY scene is good here too. I recommend you to go into any place that catches your eye

There's no chance of you getting killed by the cartel, specially as an american tourist, my advice is to just not go into any place where there's guys hyping you up to go in, they just want your money and the prices in that place will definetly be expensive

Just when I want that cali weed for personal use

No

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Are donkey shows real?

On average, how many street tacos do you eat each day?

Have you ever given or received a tijuana tooth pull?

Yeah, I spot some half naked homeless people sometimes

I prefer homemade tacos

No

What's the best donkey show?

they was when I was a marine in the 80's

Do they have donkey shows where a guy gets it?

The banana shows were pretty farked up as well

Why is Mexico so fucked up?

no

Is there a donkey involved?

No, they probably barely existed a while back

is it high noon???

How is Mexico generally in rural areas? Do cartels really rule it and is violence indiscriminate and left out for everyone to see

no a chick with a banana that shoves it home then pinches off bits with her snag and feeds them to drunk marines...

Corruption pretty much

Mexifag here, I was beating my wife as I read this and found this super relatable lol

Alguien conoce una libreria chingona de 2da mano ademas de Casa Retro?

No, I didn't take this picture

Como te gustan los xolos y vas a ir al alebrije hoy?

I was there watched one...sleazy joint...nasty bitch gets in a sling under donkey and get railed...it happened Sup Forumsro

How much does a donkey cost?

kek

>El kek
TOP ZOZZLE, nice one

Saludos desde la casa alado del collegio aleman (;

Can you ride a donkey? Or is that only for mules?

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tijuana pull them pistols or
tijuana whistle dixie?

Not every rural area is the same, there are cartel filled areas, and some others were there's nothing but hard working and all around great people

i went there once and dudes sold hot dogs wrapped in bacon from street carts. they were amazing when i was drunk. what is that called?

In the red light district

El colectivo Cafe A, ademas tiene biblioteca de publicaciones independientes

Donkey dogs.

What's your luchador name?

No

This is getting out of hand...

Donkeyshow

How do they get all those dubs?

2 questions;

1, why the fuck is your city so fucking pedophile infested?

>MFW I went surfing in TJ and saw oldmen groping little girls on the beach and police turning a blind eye except for the time they robbed us 100$ in exchange we surf in peace

and number 2

Are all those hookers really fucked up mental bitches we see them all the time lined up for miles. Some of them are super fucking pretty though. Are they really that fucked up?

I doubt they would sell you what they use to make money