Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

Bored.

George Lopez, claimed

still here

and

no you got other ones
not my fault

In casual situation I rarely have anything to add in

Who could this stunning gal be?

Is she a model?
Is she goddess?
Both! And I love her to death

Akiko claimed

Rias claimed, suck it.

*yawn*
ohayo

they are animals ....

Miho claimed

Indeed

'Morning Karen. How goes?

Here

You know who I'm claiming.

Waifu

Mashiro claimed

Amazing taste

shes ok i liked the black haired queen better forget her name
and they actually want what you are giving

Aye aye

Meany

Oh don't worry since you're tired. Lol

I'm relaxing, about to head to bed after this ep of jojo

Like SAO?
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Hello

Noticed

Gardevoir claimed.

Trainer here, kinda. My mind is fuzzled at the moment

everyone does, you'll just take your time to adapt to it

Early morning lewd trips go!

Hello Karen

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Damnit shinoa why

She's so uninteresting that you forgot her name, that proves Rias is superior.

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are you being cummed inside ?

Hot

(you)

Why's that?

not even
i dont want 2
not really sure if thats a good measure

Such as the talk about how the day has been? Yeah me neither.

Will never understand why it's looked down upon. It's top-tier.

Good morning Karen.

Roger Roger.

>Best idol claimed

Im bored sitting in TS

Memories, really. Now tell me, who do you /think/ you are?

If you're uncomfortable with telling me that, who did you remember talking to?

L-Lewd

I might enjoy it.... I mean, I'm just going to help you decide is all!

Pretty good and pretty bad
Had tons of fun yesterday but it was cut short by a disconnect and internet was down all over the area desu.
Was still pretty fun. But now it's ramadan and I can't eat/drink the entire day. Already fucking thirsty though and it's only 10 AM, have to last till 8 PM.
What's new with you?

Hey there, what's up?
Are these all just spammers or do we have new waifus now?

Hey hey Yuno
How was day 2 of A-kon? And now day 3 I guess?

Nice try
I actually have a lewd picture saved for when you do get it though
How've you been desu?

Morning Maki, how's the day treating you?

you will

Right when I make best claim and get trips this faggot comes in and steals all my (You)'s
Karen, please kill yourself

They will never understand our love for feet.

I'll take that as a " I wish "

I remember talking to you and Cirno of course! There was also some dude named Trixie, she was weird.

Yeah, Shit gets awkward really quick when all they say is "good"

third day, its over now.. I miss it already

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Sorry, "Working" and lurking from phone

O-OK if you'll enjoy it... I should get socks to go with it too right? I can't buy it now, but when I do, you'll be the first to see!

what makes you think that?

Doing well, tired though so I'm about to hit the hay. I will get that lewd and break the curse!

Ok

Now, please excuse this question.

Give me every piece of knowledge you can remember

its natural

>Had tons of fun yesterday
We hadn't even forced you to go Dva and blow yourself up
Your internet better be on point today faggot

>noose tightens

Hey you want me to Karenify a certain hero?
>pic related

then why can i only recall it happening once

We have some new waifus. I think the cirnos are shit posters though

I enjoy messing with everyone in thread. Milinda being my favorite

Lies!

It will be done my lord
>order 66 get

trips checked

Sorry about yesterday, internet got completely shit on did you guys win that last one?

Well don't just leave me at that! Tell me the cool stuff that happened
Did you buy anything? Meet any cool people?

>Give me every piece of knowledge you can remember
wew

What time is it where you are?

No, not a shit poster. I love my Cirno and am most dedicated.

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you faint if its too good (?)

330am.

Nothing really. Just can't sleep right now so i'm waiting for my brain to decide it's bed time.

Swear to god, as soon as a VRMMORPG SAO is out, you'll never see me again

Oh, there was a SAO photoshoot that I participated in, was fun and silly and I bought tons of cool shit

The day has treated me pretty well. Got to lounge even harder than before. What are your plans for today?

Exactly. It's too hard for them to comprehend.

>Good
>Silence for a minute
>I'm just gonna go now
Every time.

Shit, we didn't plan for Order 43!

Of course! I know there's cat themed socks around, those would match really well!... o-or so I'm told.
>Looking forward to...giving my opinions!

>trips checked
It's about fucking time
>internet got completely shit on
Yea we noticed
>did you guys win that last one?
Of course
We always win you stupid bitch
Say, did that senile old man call again?

Still here.

i would share but i dont really have any like that
no i was very much awake and i dont pass out

Goddamnit, and to think I was close to finding her.

:/

That's a lot to ask, do you want the knowledge of the universe or something? I'm just one dude. Jokes aside, I don't have much knowledge I can give, what do you require? I can give it if you ask specifically

Are you?

If it makes you feel any better, I talked to (her) on skype before and we participated in thread spamming. That was quite awhile ago.

AYAYA AYAYA

No can do, grandma and uncle came back from hiking trip
oh and that senile old fuck called the house another three times.

Truly so, desu?

>We hadn't even forced you to go Dva and blow yourself up
Oh you.
I wouldn't mind mercy or d.va desu
Oh if you're going to take a screenshot do the one intro that i have
Also check previous post reply to shizuru, too lazy to copy paste it lol

lmao see above

Finding who, plant thing?
>pic
nice to meet you

My plans for today are sneaking in any game time I can possibly sneak in between my grandma and uncle using their phones kek. How about you?

Sweet dude sounds like fun
One day I'll go to a convention too

>waiting for my brain to decide it's bed time.
humans amirite?

Get to sleep, lollipop.

Yeah I kinda guessed lol, what about the pink hair and the gardevoir?

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you never know

This is why I'm mute, I mostly reply in gestures or nods, only talk when its absolutely neccesary

You should, its a lot of fun!

well then what would be the point if i pass out

Oh? That sounds really cute! You'll have to tell me where to get them and help me get the right outfits. But I'm really tired and have work tomorrow so I should get off.
>Looking forward to hearing your opinions.


This is goodnight guys!

Seriously. If you're going to make something mandatory, nature, make it so i can actually fucking do it you little shit.
Lol

>Rattle rattle

Good to see that I dragged someone who's been in /waifu/

What?


We'll find you. And disconnect you from game

FUCK WHAT DO!?
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Qua-sount

Awww

Gardevoir seems new but a chill guy. Haven't asked him and sachi has been here for some time

Indeed

goodnight

my nigga sachii
How's it hanging

Daily reminder that I love and appreciate all of you equally.
Desu ;)

Alright, night Mizore! Sleep well, alright~?

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I guess I am.
What's going on with you?

Tasty.

more pats until you get used to them and Not faint

Real funny

Alright, first question. Do you recall someone called Rowan?

Second being what was the chat (IRC) called?
Oh, well thank you sincerely. And tell her that Trainer said hi, if you still have anyways to contact her.

I might just be dreaming here though. What threads did you spam again?

Neevuh mind me

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Hmmm Imma need an excited Karen preferrably one where I can see the full hair and face. If you can't manage that I guess I can work with what I can find online
> senile old fuck called the house another three times.
Kek, did you ever found out what he wanted?

thats not going to happen

but still
you never know.

I'm not going to answer those first questions for privacy reasons, but I will answer the last one. We spammed "ERP" threads. Back then, we disliked them immensely

See you in your dreams

The only way you'll find me is through the game, and good luck trying to catch up to my level

butt?

i do though and if you dont like things naturally then you are just tricking yourself into liking it

Night!
I will, goodnight!
Same to you!
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Night

they are natural , you are the one not liking them
you'll see

Night, stranger!

Working on some stuff, but mostly waiting for my roomate to finish doing whatever he is doing so we can head back to our apartment.
What about you?

Just lay down and do things on your phone, you'll auto-sleep right?

lol not sachii
I went back to link posts of pink hair and then I realise it was just one, nevermind.
How've you been?

I'm really loving your new pics desu

Night lollipop

It wasn't a joke desu

You should probably get one online, mine are mostly face pictures but pic related might work? That's the most hair I have that shows the face.
Senile old man called again, it was my grandma's brother wishing us a happy ramadan.
Turns out he has a hearing problem.
>feelsbadman.

Alright, welcome anyway.