ITT: we all act like normal nice people until someone gets trips, then we go apeshit

ITT: we all act like normal nice people until someone gets trips, then we go apeshit

Hey guys how are you?

Kys

Sage in all fields.

How was Sup Forums's weekend?

Triple fucking dubs .are you god user?

Calm yourself sir, this is a respectable establishment

what do you guys do for a living?

Toil away shipping packages for insipid customers. And you?

Absolutely a positively grand day tonight

>being this new
summer fag fuck off

i am in the us air force as an aircraft maintainer

that sounds like a decent job, do you like it?

hello guys how was your day?

But... I don't think I can control myself.... REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hello friend. I hope you have a great night

Eh, the pay is all right, but people generally have unrealistic expectations in regards to cost and speed. I'm thinking of joining the Navy.

>triple fucking dubs

fucking summer

pretty decent, i pit some money down on my next car and picked up some unbroken interior pieces for it

the navy is a pretty good gig from what i can tell

my weekend was most glorious fine sir and yours?

Hmm, so what do you think of these young hooligans, they are indecent in my opinion.

>the navy is a pretty good gig from what i can tell
I scored really high on the ASVAB so they are pushing me to join Navy Nuke
25k enlistment bonus plus enlistment as an e4, and the option to reenlist for 125k or apply for OCS.

DON'T FALL FOR NUKE SCHOOL

DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT

????

What a beautiful night it is

it's an incredibly stressful job from what i've heard and seen

a friend of mine has a husband who's a nuke and he's almost never home

if you're single though and don't plan on settling down you should consider it though

Watch your profanity good sir

I post memes online

>if you're single though and don't plan on settling down you should consider it though
check and check

Had my last exam today. I feel so relieved. Never thoughy that Afro-American studies could be so interesting

Thought* Fixed that for you friend

excellent dubs my friends

...

What a great sunny day! I am thinking of going on a nice bike ride in the forest on the hill. Any thoughts, my friends?

what was interesting about it?

I like people on the internet.

i like you

me too

There are vampires out there

There are many fine people of many cultures online

666?

There are trips in this thread but I'm just a newfag

Fear not, my friend. Satan has not arrived here yet.

Boogly

im sorry my friend, not now. im sure you'll get it one day

I love black people

Interesting thread.

777?

Me too

Unfortunately, my good man, you have not won the jackpot.

i am black

888?

It feels nice to be polite to people on Sup Forums for a change. It is quite pleasant indeed.

do you support the Black Lives Matter movement?

African-American citizens are very fine people who enjoy delectable chicken and giving me peculiar leaves

nay

G

...

I am affraid, sir, that your bait shall not work on us.

This seems like a pretty cool place to hang out. How's life everyone?

yes i do, all live matter, even yours

This is getting interesting

With all my heart

CLOSER NOW

Fantastic, you are welcome anytime!

What a good day it is here, long live the queen

do you support their acts of domestic terrorism

'Twas interesting from the start my friend

I'm not even trying.

Well met good comrades

Rate my d*ck guys

is everyone having a lovely day?

Yes love is in the air today

Pip pip cheerio to you as well lad.

111?

lets discuss what going apeshit entails, in a reasonable polite way like how normal people often discuss things

Yay

unfortunately not.

I have diarrhea

Isnt the weather lovely?

What a fine duck you have there sir!

Hello gentlemen

I would imagine that it is quite unruly.

Sir?

Trips!

what about now

niggers

Well, I hope that you get well soon, friend.

I would imagine that would entail a lot of profanity and use of the words "nigger" and "faggot"

Hahaha sir, your joke make me laugh out loud! Very funny, very nice and creative!

i love black people

Nah

Gentleman, my pleasure

After all we are all gentlemen here

It is still beyond you.

Hello mates.

Perhaps we should all give tumblr one big gentle hello. I think it's high time we made up with those gentle warriors.

I have diarrhoea

Watch your profanity;racial slurs are not encouraged here

they will dounce the flames of politness and replace it with rage and anger with a cold hearted core rejecting any sort of trips to replenish those flames of care

>mfw no one has gotten trips

Of a most genteel fashion of course.