Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
George Lopez claimed once again
QOTT
What's your typing speed?
Use typing test now dot com
Screenshot and post with your name attached
I have a feeling everyone is going to be a professional.
>Karen
With the beard and all?!
Hey everyone.
Affirming existence.
>Rattling
>kisses
>night
clmd
Miho claimed
still here
Unfortunately, still alive
I'm terrible when it comes to those tests. Let me free type and I can type like a pro no problem, but make me need to copy something and my speed is kill.
I wish
>kisses back
Night bun!
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
you people really do have some shit taste
hi fake girl
>eyes are wrong color again
same here desu, it was surprisingly easy though. Give it a shot!
I'm just curious.
Its ok we can Seppuku together.
Sorry to hear that.
Its funny cause its you.
That could be used as an advantage with certain types of people.
unf.
>tfw I don't remember that verse.
Sleep tight Smug Queen.
>Best idol claimed
sleep tight purple
>he doesn't know that my taste and opinions are literally objective truths
it is the current year come on
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Legit, I can type about two to three times this fast, but I can't into those tests worth a damn.
Not a verse. I'm making an analogy that the fire hospin spit is like Pompeii getting rekt by the volcanoe
Thanks
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Night for real now
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Anyway, I'm hungry. Should I go walk to Safeway and gather ingredients to make a quick bowl of ramen? The good shit, not the fake instant kind. Though since it's just gonna be a midnight snack, I won't go too crazy, not gonna bother with the boiled egg and pork, probably just some green onions and seaweed if any garnish at all.
>says album is in 320
>check specs
>it's 198
Why?
After seeing im considering accepting your offer.
ye boi
Curie claimed
Got attached to a girl who doesnt care for me at all. I should have never tried to talk to a real girl. I guess i learned my lesson. Again.
Im on mobile, cannot answer.
Claimed
That would probably be a good idea, distract yourself desu.
Take your time and make the best bowl of ramen possible.
yeah I feel you, I think I would be a bit faster too if I wasn't copying off a page.
I'm happy at least one other person did it lol
Such is life desu, 3d is inferior.
Anything else been going on with you?
Slow day at work, chef bro?
Not the best bowl, like I said I'm not gonna go all out for a midnight snack lol
Why not go all out? Got something else to do?
Im all early shifts this week, 7:30 to 1:30 next 5 days
>ohayou
Well I kinda want to not make a fuck ton of noise and wake my bf up, and I only go all out if I'm making an entire pot, not just one bowl.
I'm an odd kinda typer. I still use hunt and peck, but I'm so familiar with keyboards that I already know where all the keys are. So it's more just about thinking of what I wanna type before hand, and then it'll come flying out. But like, looking at something and copying it just ain't my deal.
Don't forget your marketing campaign!
>bf
Das kinda gay man.
What time is it for you now?
I just noticed that pic is edited lol, looks cute
Good point desu, well enjoy it!
Let me know what you decided to get when you come back.
>hunt and peck
no way lol
But regarding the rest, I don't think I've ever seen someone type like that.
>gardevoir claimed
gonna sleep too, night you crazy diamonds
Perhaps
night night plant
hope you find your friend, maybe I can get to know you better too
I may be in too early and too busy making amazing muffins that sell out in 3 hours
6:45 pm, making chicken stroganoff for dinner. Also working on BITCHWHORE. Currently taking on the Saffron gym him at lvl 72
I'm going to go attempt to sleep. Be back whenever i give up or wake up.
Not really hunt and peck, but more just peck. I already know where things are so there's not much hunting to do.
Could sell out in 2 with the whoolies. :^)
>Needs to shut up about wheelies wince I still can't do them myself
my excuse is 9:50am with no sleep desu
gnight shizuru
>sachi
Goodnight shizu
>chicken stroganoff
fuck I'm hungry already desu
Today's the first day of ramadan, it's only 12 PM and I'm already hungry. Have to last another 8 hours desu
Hm, makes more sense. I still find it strange though. Most typers who type often settle into the basic double full hand setup.
I'm actually extremely curious, do you guys think you could do the typing test too?
>excuse
you said it yourself :^)
shameful display for a neet tbh
I'm so blind I missed the link to this thread.
Going to play some Brutal Doom right now, cause my computers a piece of trash and can't run the reboot.
>most typers who type
lol ok
I meant to say most people who type for most of the day
Wait wait kirino
Do you think you could do the typing test at the start of the thread?
>Karen
Ah, ok didn't think about that. Sleep tight man.
Finding another qt NEET would be quite the challenge.
They tried to drill that into us for all of elementary and middle school. It just never fit into how typed really. You can ask my friends, I'm still one of the fastest typers in my whole group of friends and some of them do use the full double hand set up.
The biggest downside really is that your index fingers will start hurting if you're typing fast and often.
It'll be a bloody miracle, tho I'm sure my odds are increased if I attend college and anime related activities
Minene Uryuu is mine
I can only possibly wheelie my mums bike.
>its a 250
>fuck going max 120 kmh
>probably lost half its power
Ramadan this early? I thought it was closer to the end of the year.
Yeah I feel you, I was using the pecking myself until I started playing warcraft, it just happened randomly without me trying, same for most people that I know.
Do you guys mind doing the typing test at the start of the thread?
she looks interesting
but its hard to type :(
Excellent taste
M8 I can already tell you my speed is shit, I dont even type the correct way
I tried doing a few, but I just can't seem to get the lift off I need. I might practice some today if I decide to stay up all day.
I'm not good with change (I say as I look back 6 months ago), but I can see how it would be very helpful to learn to type correctly finally.
I hate those tests.
Let me type whatever comes to my mind and I type pretty fast.
I can't copy shit down word for word fast without making mistakes.
Sorry.
>on Sup Forums all day
>its hard to type
sachii pls
Can you humor me anyway desu?
The test is one minute long
Hm, would stress your index fingers less I think.
What happned six months ago?
**Вкатился**
My bro has an CRF450X that can easily get the lift. Itll also tear your head off and eat your legs. All while raping your ears.
but i only ever have to use 6 keys
Hm, good point desu, I think this applies to most people anyway. I'm still extremely curious though. If you don't want to it's fine but I'd really appreciate it if you'd humor me anyway. I know it's not everyone real typing speed but I kinda just double it and use that instead.
Which six?
come again?
Happy now?
>Yuno
Well, you see Karen, 6 months ago I was an emotional wreck. Depressed and suicidal for 10 years, often times coming very close to it (Knives, crushing myself in a baler, riding off a bridge, opening the door and rolling out the door on freeways, all common thoughts back then) and then one day, I just stopped. After 10 years, kinda did a 180 literally over night and I've been the bubbly person you see before you today!
TL;DR: One night I said "Fuck depression" and it was no more.
Very happy, thank you desu.
>Santa Claus
What's u problem?
didnt understand what it is you wrote. thats all
Glad you turned yourself around
What's a baler?
Didn't read thread. Don't know if Run Tohsaka is claimed but if not she is now
asfgtoip
guess i miscounted desu
>tfw Tsundere~chan is faster than you
Hi there, Shiki will be happy to see you.
How are you doing today?
>asfgtoip
wut
I dunno, I'm probably just not giving enough throttle or Back brake, or maybe I'm revving too high in 1st before switching.
A big machine that crushes cardboard. Some have fail safes, but I figured out the ways around those on the balers I worked around, just in case I ever decided to give up and end it one day.
>The WalMart ones are by far the easiest ones to off yourself with
I dont have my hands in the typing position you're suppose to type in, if I did that I guarantee I'm slower
simply I said that rolled into the trade . do not be offended , please
You do need some fair throttle, should be all but redlining if you're gonna do it in first.
Do you peck? Like index fingers only? Or how do you type?
That's cool, never knew that.
>shotgun is fastest and most painless way to do it though
You said you were doing a bike trip, yes? What are you gonna be doing?
work it out for yourself ayaya desu
what there's a specific position your meant to have your hands in?
True, more like minded people.
:^)
im not dont worry
>mfw I make successful dinners
>Rory-sama
Mostly index and middle fingers
From what I was taught its index on F, middle on D, ring on S and pinkie on A for left hand, right fingers are J, K, L and ; keys but now a days I use my index and middle fingers
They say oppisates attract but quite frankly I'm not seeing it working out
>jenny claim
>not gonna use images because of internet
thank you desu, appreciate it very much
piss off faggot?
just right
hey robo
what's up?
>jenny
I'll probably get it up to 6k rpm then shift and throw that throttle open hard.
Tell you now, dying by baler suicide is like some horror movie tier shit.
>Close the cage from the inside
>The large presser slowly starts coming down
>You see the little bit of the grate finally dissapear
>Only the sound of the hydrolic press now
>You suddenly don't want to die
>The only way to stop it is by lifting that grate or the stop button outside
>It is too late
>You are now slowly being crushed to death by a 10,000 pound press
>Blood everywhere as it practically juices you
Legit, thinking back on it, a seriously terrifying thought.
And ya, thinking a cross country trip to meet with some friend from my old group/this group. Just hanging out and the like, you know?
Just give the meat a good ole rub.
Yeheah boi
>20 minutes into stroganoff and chill and he gives you this look
How did we go from this...
to this?
To this
Damit
Get back to class
Because she touched herself to another girl
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I dunno, you tell me
>jenny
wew wew