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First for Sweden

2nd for not op with a Sup Forums pass

White people are not allowed here?

I'm against the suppression of white race.

おつ

I am a Greek.

nice sweden

What was the original picture?

I am a Korean

youtube.com/watch?v=FECFb1_YdII&list=PLhRm9uwA59i89hNA6CHYqfpEOD4z7Z5v_&index=19

>japanese guy in charge of discriminating foreigners
>"you fucking big dick!"

We welcome korean

I'm French.
Ask me any questions about France and if you like about Japan.

I am a Korean (x)
I am Korean (o)

Do you speak Korean?

I am a pen.
I'm busy poking apples and pineapples nowadays.

can you get me a french gf

Go back to your Peninsula.

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When will the next terrorist attack be?

No.
All my sisters have a good looking French bf.

こんにちは日本さん いかがですか

>she sees whitu dicku

I have no idea.
I'm not Allahu Akbar guy.

こちらは元気です
ベラルーシさんはいかがでしょうか?

Turn off your proxy, Satan.

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Why do white Asian mixed kids always look weird?

>I'm french
>I'm not Allahu Akbar guy

I've decided not to have a kid in my life because I'm so afraid of having a kid like retarded takahiro.

おまえがだよばーーーーーーーか。

>full asian

いいテンプレ
よっしゃ!
ですね
なんで
土曜でもないのに
その曲??
しコリアン(are you fapping)?
ベラルーシ
見るのは2回目
珍しい
タカちゃんはマスコットやね

Only rich and smart couples can afford retarded kids. I just can't.

まぁまぁです
しょっとcloudyな天気です

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Full Asian is nice.
Black Asian mixed look nice.
White Asian mixed look weird. I don't know why.

セーム・パーサーンですけど

とりあえずがんばれよ。
現世は修羅の世界なんだ。
アレッポのニュース見たか?
地獄絵図だ。
この同時間に戦火をかいくぐって走り回る人々の地獄絵図と5万円のフレンチディナーを優雅に楽しんでいる人達が存在している。修羅だろ。神様なんていなんだぜ。There is no God on this planet.

youtube.com/watch?v=ODOj2jBUKW0&index=23&list=PLhRm9uwA59i89hNA6CHYqfpEOD4z7Z5v_

地獄であり天国であるこの世界
とても効率的

>ガソガソ猫くぞ
What does it mean?

Is my Japanese just shit or is this totally incomprehensible?

tell me what relation we have between France and our liking Japan
>セーム・パーサーン
ううん
思い出せない
すまんません

youtube.com/watch?v=FB7fsg42kXc

you just a little dumb
it says "same person" in engrish

i will draw so many pictures

Make America Great Again !
Make America Great Again !

Make America Great Again !

Make America Great Again !

Make America Great Again !

Make America Great Again !

sweden万歳
おやすみなさい

Japan or Korea: Did We Make the Right Choice?
youtube.com/watch?v=oXerN0feQFs

Japan win

「パーソン」だと思う。

I'm trying to post a message with a Moroccan ip address

>思い出せない
クパァ

うん。

youtube.com/watch?v=DYlSjawXzko

can't handle a little deviation, dontcha?

Test 2

ガンガン means doing something until you get cancer (癌).

ガソガソ猫くぞ = I will draw pictures until I get cancer and die

Why it's always men who fight, not women.
If there is no men in this world and there are only women, the world must be a great place.

Yukichi Fukuzawa's 人種改良論 (Theory of Racial Improvement)

"A disparity between Japan and the west is not only because of culture and technology, but also because of intelligence and physical."

"So, to obtain superior physical and intelligence, we should be racially mixed with the west and improve Japanese race."

↑ ↑

We Japanese are agree with him.

Stop teaching uncorrect information.

Thank you!

Rude

it is so funny that USA translates "rabbit" in nihongo

because the man is who an actor. women is a mere thing.

No it doesn't. 憂さ

Japan has a pretty high average IQ. What exactly are you improving?

No we don't agree at all.
First of all, that crazy book was not written by Yukichi Fukuzawa. He didn't write such a shitty book.
That book was written by a crazy guy Yoshio Takahashi. So nobody thought it was a joke and nobody took it seriously.

Have you looked IQ exam results by countries? Their average IQ is lower than the average east Asians.

And if you really want a superior race, just mix with pure German (not immigrants). But I don't recommend it at all. International marriages end unhappily in general.

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>So nobody thought it was a joke

Sorry I miss typed.

Nobody took that book seriously and thought it was some kind of joke.

>We Japanese

じょしらく面白かったな

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I don't understand the subtle differences between

下りる
下がる
下る

日本語は俺が嫌い。

East Asians tend to do well on IQ tests just because they are familiar with similar quizzes.
It became popular in 1970-80s.

>Yukichi Fukuzawa
>founder of Keio university, highest uni in japan
>his portrait is on 10,000 yen bill
>very first person in japan who insisted how education is important

"The white race. Their looking, body and everything is beautiful. They have very wise mind. That nature explains well why they could reach the acme of human culture. They are the most superior race of mankind." (掌中万国一覧, 1869)

Evidence shows that IQ changes minimally with age and education. There are culturally independent tests like Raven's Progressive Matrices that can't possibly look like any test someone takes in school.
As far as I know the result is replicated among all kinds of tests.

We are used to all kinds of tests.

I assume you mean 下る(くだる). The differences aren't very subtle at all. I'm sure you'll learn from context if you watch enough anime.
You say that, but the science says that test taking and education doesn't improve IQ significantly.

>test someone takes in school
That's not what I meant by "quiz."
We read books or magazine articles or watch TV programs about "how to measure IQs" for fun.

I know . IQ test doesn't show their intelligence. Because if east asians were really smart people, they would be richer and make their land more beautiful. But east asian countries are not beautiful at all.

ヨーロッパの北朝鮮

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日本語スレの北朝鮮人

>We read books or magazine articles or watch TV programs about "how to measure IQs" for fun.
That can't have been true when they first started IQ testing around the world. And IQ tests often measure processing time and other things that you cannot really fool that much.

Japan has shit for resources so it's not surprising you can't be richer and make your land more beautiful. Historically you've been doing pretty damn well for a nation of your size and resources.

Holy fck!!
He should be arrested.
Is he Japanese or ???

or

Is he Korean? Koreans love to explode or destroy ritual objects or put fire on Shrines and Temples in Japan.

守りたい家がある

>you cannot really fool that much
You can improve your score for any test by just getting used to it.
Maybe we are "smart" in a sense that we care our intelligence and try to look smart.
Western people don't care it that as much.

look hawt*

かわいい。

癒された(*´ω`*)

どういたしまして

In most case, 下りる is for people and 下がる is for things or numbers

>階段を下りる
going down the stairs

>値段が下がる
the price is going down

There are some cases that both 下がる and 下りる works fine.
>Is this elevator going down?
>このエレベーター下がる?/このエレベーター下りる?
These are both correct.

No, there are a lot of cognitive abilities that cannot be improved significantly even with training. Maybe 5 points at most.
Have you actually taken an IQ test given by a real psychologist? I have.
The literature strongly supports that repeated IQ testing and practice does not significantly raise IQ score.

>The literature strongly supports that repeated IQ testing and practice does not significantly raise IQ score.
I'll check. Until then us being smart remains as a fact.

ありがとうございます、名無し先生

Why did they quit showing pokies?

無性にちんこ舐めたい時もあるんだよね

福岡の友達にもらったプレゼントです
このロッテもの日本国での有名チョコレートなの?
まだ日本語を勉強中なのでよく分からないけど 食べてって 首が暖かくなりながら気分が夢幻解約は神秘的なおやつだね・・・ジャムから気分が好きになり

サルになりてえ

I wrote her if she wants to meet me again today
but she hasn't replied yet. I guess I have to use my fleshlight today

Well it would not be the first time a Japanese guy stripped naked in public. Why you guys strip naked when you drunk (or even not) anyway? Like students who thought it was a good idea to run around naked at the school festival of their university (my exchange university), some students that wanted to play naked soccer with my friend after club activities (same university), my female friend who said her male coworkers where stripping during karaoke, Tsuyoshi Kusanagi's scandal.. Dafuq man.

ニホンザル(意味深)