Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s0h5UorzUjGG
youtu.be/TVoFq7zc5po
youtu.be/ClrWqKE1-qs
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>beating me some elite four edition

And we're back gentlemen. Claimed, nyanpasu, good morning everybody. How are you all today?

Claimed

I'd gladly take a deeper voice, I think mine is too high compared to others. That may just be me thinking that though

Best type moon claimed

Claimed

Also i did one so you arent alone
vocaroo.com/i/s0h5UorzUjGG

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Why does he have 2 orbs flying next to his ears?

Guys, dad wants me to fake his signature instead of mailing the bank forms to him and back
What do?


Knowing that this is how you feel I'm going to gauranteed make fun of your voice even if you sound like an angel

Yo shiki. There was a Tohsaka Rin poster earlier.

rango mango

claimed faggots

Mornin Renge!

>Reminder kids, wearing boy short panties and doing stair runs is literally asking for wedgies

>Tohsaka Rin poster earlier
Disgusting

I regret saying that now

Welcome back everyone

Tell dad to stop being a lazy fuck

Melancholic.

Early claim.

welcome back ? lol i haven't been on one of these threads in a while.

How well do you think you can fake it?

What the fuck am I listening to

>or boners
Morning Mako, how are you?

Are you the real one?

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nope, i just enjoy Tsuyu.

C-C-C-Claimed

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Saved, that's adorable Shiro. Why melancholic though? Also somehow I lost your two renge intensify gifs and I'm quite distraught about that.

>renge

Akiko claimed

>Mio
Gotcha, supply me a good pic of Mio with face and hair clear and I can get sarted after I'm done with Mugen

>Chara
I'm done
How much time has passed?

Thanks
I can work with this

>Karen
Kill yourself sandnigger

>Mugen
Put some ice on your nuts man, I've already started on yours

Good morning Syndra
Are you a girl?
I'm about to go in on my oats and later out for a run. How about you buddy?
Heeeya, you too. I was going to jog with it through the rain later on, but it stopped
Movie looks awesome for the eyes
I know what furries are, but that's as far as I know of it. Don't know 'bout no chens or the memes, unless fuck the bunny is one of them
I'm guessing the job is tolling on the body. I remember when I had a temp job as pallet guy + whatever supervisor says = I want to go eat and then sleep. What is your job?
Nas, where do you think she'd be now?
>claimed and mained

Indifferent

But you were in those threads. So welcome back

Heya Juri

How is that even...
Feeling a bit dehydrated for some reason. Not gunna lie.

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))((
Back and forth, forever.

50 minutes passed since I posted the pic you said you will use

Hope I'll enjoy it!

Hey everyone.

>are you the real one
I'm pretty sure the real Tsuyu doesn't post here anymore, hasn't for quite some time.

What? really?
I thought you'd be happy there's finally another person from your universe

I replied to you twice desu, ignoring me or just didn't notice?

The reference is approximately seventeen inches above my head.

I love you

people call chen a furry, he says he isn't. etc etc. That's the joke.

Thanks pal!
Now I need to improve that version as well.

>Joining means a reserved place in hell
No more fear about the uncertainty of what happens after death? Count me in!

Ill be done with Leaf Green tonight. Facing the elite four with a single lvl 90 now Charizard. Just destroyed Lance. Tanked the Aerodactyls Hyper Beam with ease.

Well i wouldnt know because i havent heard it yet.

ayyyy

idk friend, what ARE you listening to?

Im so ready, you dont even understand how excited i am for this
>inb4 you cuck me harder than mio did

Professionally hating myself. For real though its overnight at a convenience store

Thanks

That may be hard, I'll see if I can find one. If not then just move on

Nope

Here you go. I hope you like it
Working on Mugen's pic now

You and your oats dog. I'm about to get ready for work here in a few minutes. I'd run but it's already too late to do that this morning.

Indifferent to what?

Hello Juri, how have you been?

Okay, I figured as much. Welcome, then.

Just let it happen. Drink some water, then. That's the world's easiest fix. How's your shift been?

I had to check.

Lovely. Thank you.

>Vigil

mel·an·chol·y
ˈmelənˌkälē
noun
1.
a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause.
I wish that I knew.
Ohayo (don't care if it's 3:30 for you, it's 7:30 am for me), how are you today?

>Shiro

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Don't forget about me mang

Yes but not Rin, who's basically worst girl of the entire franchise.
>Shiki interacting with the character that Rin is based on

>Pic 1 of post Lance

lmao
no problem
>saved is as BLAMBLAM_MOTHERFUCKERS
It looks much better than I expected

To everything!

Anyway, I'll get ready to go out of house now. See you guys later.

>pic 2
>dunno why it rotated

That's a really good shop

Just let what happen?!
I am, I just don't know why I feel like that, I've drank more water than normal lately.
And it was relatively boring to be honest.

My pleasure. I don't get requests that often

Right, nearly slipped my mind because soldier 2056125 is so generic
I need to write the queue down

I actually had to start over because the first pose I chose didn't fit. I think this one works out pretty well

Thank you. Have a shitty one to counterbalance

>pic 3
>y u do dis camera

that's my son :^)

>with the character that Rin is based on
confusing desu
but I get you, she's kind of an orihime

pretty nice desu

I am okay desu, gonna play some overwatch right now that I noticed that nobody is using the internet lol
Just making sure we're good before I do

b-b-but Captain America ;~; pls no bully

Thank you! I don't know that I'd recommend it, but listening to melancholy music usually helps me break out of it, things like this youtu.be/TVoFq7zc5po

The shower heating up at the moment

Nice, nice. You shouldn't have much trouble.

And thanks for this as well.

I see. Have fun doing irl things, Chara.

Don't worry about it, just let it happen. I know how you feel. I can drink and drink and drink and still feel thirsty and dehydrated.

3:39pm
^v^v^

>its time to settle this once and for all

But what is it? What it is?! Is what it?!
Ah well, I think a liter will be enough hopefully.

>LETS DO THIS TOGETHER

I'll take it that Chen is someone here
Have fun!
Oh shit, it's Juri. Yo
Fuck man. You're not a psych major are you? As long as you're in a nigless area, it's OK for the time being. Gotta trough through the muddy times
Don't worry about ze voice, just cruise. My voice isn't manly at all and I'm not going to fake a Barry White either
Whenever you do friend, let me know so in a sense, we're jogging together. Take care and be safe on the job!
Time zones, totally forgot. Good afternoon

>I HAD A PANTSU SHIT MOMENT
>HE NEARLY HIT ME WITH A LVL 63 TORRENT AND RAIN DANCE BOOSTED HYDRO PUMP
>FUCK YOU SITRUS BERRY

>vCap USA got thrown under the bus by Cap Japan
>Japan says they never committed to monthly DLC and season pass owners are rolling in their graves now
>DLC characters delayed indefinitely
>Juri drop ETA December 31st, 20XX

>confusing desu
Basically Nasu likes to base characters on his former characters, usually mixing or adding some twists to it. For example the concept of Shiki and her powers was revisited in Tsukihime this time as a boy, with a visual design based on the male lead of Knk.

It's what leads to a thousand Saber-clones.

>supportive noises

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>supportive noises in lebanese

Speaking of aylmao, my favorite thing of yours is i think names chara memes? Its so fucking good

That sounds pretty HOT. Get it? because.....ill just see myself out.

I wish i was, that would be wild. The job is alright, just the schedule fucks me up since its only overnight

Maybe soon I'll no longer be a mute

Huh, okay. Just cruise

My internet had a hiccup, and now I'm not getting (you) in replies, odd

Done and done
Just look at this majestic fuck
Yea this one's for you you goddamn masochist

Starting yours now

>Akiko

Wow, you're so good.
Please, consider maknig some pasta out of your brain now.

Im pretty sure i just came a little bit

Sup Chen
>SUCK IT DIO. BITCHWHORE IS BETTER THAN YOU CAN EVER HOPE TO BE.

>CRY HARDER YOU LOLI HATING SACK OF VAMPIRIC CRAP

I finally made this despite my state, and it turned out alright, I guess (well that's how I perceive it now). If anyone can send this the Kongou (the former Megumin) and Hatsuzuki it would mean a lot. Tell them I'm sorry it took longer than it needed to and that there's probably some mistakes in it.

>Sanae

yusssss!

Well done, Bitchwhore.

Hey.

>EVEN YOUR GRANDFATHER THINKS YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT

The boner, just let the boner happen. And best of luck with the hydration.

That actually sounds like a fantastic idea, thank you.

You better fuckin believe it's hot

I saw you mention that in a post earlier, that's awful man. Best wishes for her quick release. I'm doing alright, just gearing up for work today.

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>v^^v

Oh okay makes a lot of sense now.
But Rin is better than nothing, yes?

Sanae, hey
Are you doing okay? We'll be seeing you posting at the end of the month, yes?

I still don't understand why there's a boner in the first place!

>Blink 182 is playing
I didn't ask to feel old today...

v

Fug first one was

Any tips on becoming a literal anime?

Series suggestions, methods of faggotry, etc.

Shorts doing shorts things. Don't worry about it, just let it happen. What blink song? And this is how old I'm feeling this morning youtu.be/ClrWqKE1-qs

Get dunked dio

>lewd
At least i made a pretty okay joke, thats all i ever wanted in life

Nothing but Boku No Pico for 3 months.

Step 1: be a faggot
Step 2: ????

I consider myself an expert on dad jokes and that's all I need

Noose

>renge

You like furry penor, don't you, chen?
I got a friend who works from 10 pm-7am. He doesn't hang often and it's all fine, jobs like yours do a murder on social. You'd be interested in psych? What'd you take instead
No problem, only form of hanging out as of now besides games.
Why fam?

I will send them.

It bites a lot of things.

Watch animes about girls in high school, such as K-On!, and it's all easy from there.

An expert? you must teach me the ways of terrible jokes

Yea my social is pretty much destroyed at this point. Im not doing any college right now, i have no clue what to do with my life

No lo se que significa eso,.lo siento.
In my current state, I feel sick, very.
I might start posting this week later on, or maybe be M.I.A for a longer period.

Yes do it, watch K-on!

because I want to escape reality even more than I already am.

>tfw you find out Dr. Manhattan was responsible for the New 52

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ LMAO

Hehehe, did that really get to you?

The Rock Show, Dammit, you know the ones.

And if we're going that old I could always go get Mexican Joe...