/heem/

fuck u goof 7/23: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
7/24: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
8/4: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
8/6: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
8/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
8/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
8/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
8/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
8/18: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
8/21: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
8/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
8/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
8/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
8/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Esquibel)
8/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
9/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
9/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
9/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
10/5: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
10/13: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)

Previous thread:Helpful News and Links:

>Dana isn't ruling out Hendo-Bisping
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/dan-hendo-title-shot-vs-new-champ-michael-bisping-ufc-boss-dana-white-wouldnt-rule-it-out

>Joanna Calderwood got cut
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-89-joanne-calderwood-to-be-cut-along-with-others

>GSP wants Lawler
mmafighting.com/2016/6/21/11987036/georges-st-pierre-wants-robbie-lawler-title-fight-as-first-choice


>NSAC kaibosh early weighins
foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-200-nevada-commission-says-no-early-weigh-ins-upcoming-events-062112

>Cain dealing with flared up back injury, UFC 200 questionable
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/cain-velasquez-battling-niggering-back-injury-still-good-for-UFC-200

>UFC 200 Extended Preview
youtube.com/watch?v=-dbU2_j-tdw[Embed][Embed][Embed]

>Brock interview on Hunt
youtube.com/watch?v=uJFzYGCPM09[Embed][Embed][Embed]

>Mendes statement on USADA violation
youtube.com/watch?v=xhwdellort777mhg[Embed][Embed][Embed]

Other urls found in this thread:

mmajunkie.com/2016/06/champ-tate-confused-about-justinos-ufc-status-thinks-it-would-be-cool-to-fight-her-regardless
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dana-white-brock-lesnar-in-for-bad-night-if-he-cant-take-down-mark-hunt-at-ufc-200
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-heavyweight-champ-stipe-miocic-leads-cleveland-cavaliers-championship-parade
mmafighting.com/2016/6/22/12000932/undefeated-bantamweight-ketlen-vieira-announces-deal-with-the-ufc
youtube.com/watch?v=mOX7IYDu-SI
youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
ufc.com/news/ufc-unfiltered-episode-1-dana-white-matt-serra-jim-norton-june-2016?id=
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

lmaooo

les do dis bud

you have severe autism

leave him alone he's my friend

This thread was first

BTFO

Who's your favorite black fighter?

Loving the OP, OP

The tears then began
Like the rain in a flood.
His soul filled with pain,
When he'd just been a stud.
But his stupid brain showed:
With your thought process slowed,
You get BTFO'd
By lmaobud.

he does it for free

Upcoming events:

6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Esquibel)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)


Previous thread: News:

>Tate wants Cyborg
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/champ-tate-confused-about-justinos-ufc-status-thinks-it-would-be-cool-to-fight-her-regardless

>Dana thinks Brock will get heemed unless he can take Hunt down
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dana-white-brock-lesnar-in-for-bad-night-if-he-cant-take-down-mark-hunt-at-ufc-200

>Miocic leads Cavs parade
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-heavyweight-champ-stipe-miocic-leads-cleveland-cavaliers-championship-parade

>New WBW UFC roster addition
mmafighting.com/2016/6/22/12000932/undefeated-bantamweight-ketlen-vieira-announces-deal-with-the-ufc

Conor McGregor

threadly heeminder

remember that time you got BTFO

>Tate wants Cyborg
>mmajunkie.com/2016/06/champ-tate-confused-about-justinos-ufc-status-thinks-it-would-be-cool-to-fight-her-regardless

This is why MMA fans didn't give a shit about Ronda Rousey, the right woman is champ

Bless you, Ameribro.

A G in a gi might start the party
But you don't need a gi, all you need is Bacardi
Bring a CD and some Bob Marley
This s*** could get heavy like tons of broccoli!

Lmao based OP. Incoming autists who use Sup Forums for news

You do it because you have severe autism lmao

Youre literally reposting events already in the op kek

heh no hespect nahting

a paper champ
she lost to a can like Ronda TWICE
her challenging cyborg means nothing

Remember that time like 2 people gave a shit about the OP and they got BTFO

ty for real links. you're one of the good autists

23rd for Randa

it means she wants good fights for /heem/ Do you really think Ronda would come back the same if she even does? The confidence of beating Meisha twice before is not enough or she would have returned IMMEDIATELY

miocic looks like he has no teeth in 80 percent of his pictures

You're right.

Thanks for the links lol!!! I totally lobe going through every single one of them and reading them lmao

Everyone thinks youre doing a worthwhile job lol!!!

I dont care what a can crusher like Ronda does, but i scoff that a glorfied can like Tate i lost twice to a headcase Ronda, is what heem fans deserve. Women's MMA is a fucking joke if we have a can that wants to fight, she's a can plain an simple she lost embarrassingly twice to the worse "champ" ever

this hair literally looks shooped

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Woody Harrelson's father was involved in the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Google it.

all the same pathetic downie lmao

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Too bad she has manlet fever.

Welcome to "If I DId It"

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fuggggg brah....

How will Hunt heem Brock?

Remember that time you got BTFO?

I do lmao

>the are people in this thread who watch the UFC

over commercialised garbage with watered down cards

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>hotpocket deletes thread
>y-y-y-y-y-you got b-b-btfo l-lmao

lmao

As an occasionally /heem/ poster I must say that the thread wars are distasteful.

none of the video links work you useless fuck

Damn Conor got almost as many views as UFC 100 pretty much by himself.

Can someone please explain to me why Canada hasn't been permabanned from posting on Sup Forums yet?

cheers love

roses are red
violets are blue
cry more bitch
boo hoo hoo

Dana is literally retarded taking Conor off 200, 202 will unironically outsell it now

Does every Scottish girl have Calderwood's accent?

>Conor waits till two weeks before 202

>refuses to go to press conference

Roses are red
A
Fucking
Leaf

Also Canada has no champs and got fucked on at fight night. u succ kid

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youtube.com/watch?v=mOX7IYDu-SI

KHALIL IS BACK

As if they care about that

I think lesnar alone pushes it over, jones/dc will bring half mill, aldo/edgar like 200k, meisha maybe a couple 100k not sure what impact holly had on 196, since connor keeps getting credit for other's draws (weidman is a legit draw at 194 etc)

mark hunt, is a small draw as well.

the prelims are what interest me, they should draw a fuck ton

We truly appreciate your effort and good work! Good job, champ!

Based

My freaky bitches, we are live
youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU

>(weidman is a legit draw at 194 etc)

Weidman has been the main event of three UFCs and all three of them had either Anderson Silva or Ronda Rousey before she lost

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I'm confused. The UFC site says 200's card is one big main event. Which are prelims and where am I watching them? are there fight pass exclusives

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life is so easy if youre a girl with a decent face

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lol it's like the purposely cherrypicked the most irrelevant stats to put on an infograph

those aren't exclusive though, those numbers overlap. conor's don't, he has fans that literally only buy his ppvs

Yeah you did bud

Then you literally posted an entire list of events that were already in the OP lol

FS1 PRELIMS
Cat Zingano vs. Julianna Pena
Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
T.J. Dillashaw vs. Raphael Assuncao 2
Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique Marin

FIGHT PASS
Diego Sanches vs. Joe Lauzon
Gegard Mousasi vs. Thiago Santos
Jim Miller vs. Takanori Gomi

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Why are Brock's legs black?

what would be relevant stats then?

FUCK 2 of my boys and my main boy are on FS1 and I don't have cable

those are jon jones' legs

Sanchez-Lauzon smells like a 2008-2009 era FOTY

TUF lighting and lens flare they used since season 12

Td attempts, takedown success rate, striking attempt, striking %, etc...

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striking accuracy?

striking defense?

strikes landed per minute?

takedown accuracy?

takedown defense?

% of wins by TKO, DEC and SUB?

Good luck with the job hunt. Hang in there.

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The Undisputed PPV KING.

a better representation would've been conor's head and brain and floyds body but whatever

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heem sucks now eh

Sletten

Most fights on this entire card have massive potential to go to decision.

What does /heem/ thing about UFCs official TFATK?

ufc.com/news/ufc-unfiltered-episode-1-dana-white-matt-serra-jim-norton-june-2016?id=

it could easily be every single one of them actually

although Sage will probably KO buddy

I liked the part where Dana BTFO helwani.

jim norton is overrated as fuck

>not enjoying a good fight that goes to decision

You can tell he's being held back though, he's at his best when he's talking absolute filth and going apeshit at people.

Matt Serra is chill, but Norton is trash

he's still not funny when he's doing that

or clever, at all

couple of 1,2 nerds