You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerifuck

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerifuck

> my country doesn't lose every war it gets involved in

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it's not soccer

Let me guess france? You're french I bet, you don't lose the wars you go into because we save your ass eurofag gtfo America is #1 when it comes down to whooping ass

America has lost one, possibly two depending on how you define it, wars.

I'm british, but straight up lying is weak.

>Never lost a war that mattered, go Britain HOO RAH

Rugby > Amerifat Football

Im poor, stupid, have to make fun of USA to feel good about myself.

Your country is overrun by Pakistanis and you're shit at cricket. Also; you'd be fucked without the real heroes of the pacific during WWII.

I am not allowed to bear arms and there are more sandniggers than niggers here

And eating ass as well.
I don't have 4 meals a day.

dokazo

Fuck off mate im a fucking aussie
Aussie aussie aussie

50% of my income does not go on paying rent.

>I have abs
>I watch hockey

Read up on some history mate. Before you try to rag on another country.

>Never lost a war that mattered
You trying to say you didn't WANT North America? 'Cause you kinda lost it friend. Fuck outta here.

America helped you win those wars though.. WWI and WWII and you lost the 13 colonies to a bunch of American farmers... soo not talking shit just proving a point. This is a war land

i have abs,
i watch hockey,
am american

suck it you trolls

Thanks to the French. God I hate the french

Why do so many musicians and artists from the UK and Australia move to the US.

My height is 189 centimetres.

Keith Urban is a wanna be American lmao

> American
> White
> Male
> Employed $70k+/year
> Married / Having regular sex with a black woman in Arkansas. My parents never want to see me again...(apparently my grandparents were KKK supporters)

Sieg Heil

i can spell colour, flavour and labour.

2 + 2 = 4
Proof enough?

I can do it faster, color, flavor, and labor

1)i have bad teeth.
2)i smell my own farts and am a cuckold to foreigners
3)i carry a man purse

see im not american.

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>my country didn't get involved in ww2

>being this stupid
France helped the founding fathers win against the british during the revolutionary war

You stole quebec you fucking brit cunt

I don't tip anyone

...

I can spell "Gandhi" and "Buddha," know how to use proper punctuation, and have never thanked a member of the Amerikan wehrmacht for his service to the Fatherland.

WOOO WEETBIX AND MILK BABYYY

I know the difference between football and handegg.

>> my country doesn't lose every war it gets involved in
no but it lost the big one against us amerifats didn't it?

And you're still so butthurt over it, your ancestor's asses got beaten so hard that 200 something years later you're still crying about it, and making passive aggressive pussy comments on Sup Forums about our shit country.

>being this stupid.
Ever since they've been bailed out time and time again

my country begs the US for help in wars

Ask an amerifat anything

Americans are the inventors of cuckolding, though.
Also
> There are more mexicans in the southern states than americans
>+30% of your country is african niggers

Kek.

>in the world of imagination

Well that's because you always lose

>Because the only war eurocucks remember is the Vietnam war

At least we don't let terrorists rape our women

Pic related

Do you have a gun ?

>tfw American and NOT fat

Fucking feels great. It's like being allowed in the paralympics and you're not handicapped.

Everyone begs for America in everything. It usually goes like this.
A: America gets involved in something everyone goes " America, what the fuck?"
B: America doesn't get involved in something and everyone goes " America, where you at?"

Not every amerifat has a gun, shit I'm even from texas and don't own a gun. Not the amerifat that originally propsed the ama tho

stay mad americuck

>be greatest empire in the world
>have highly trained and well supplied military
>have colonies in the new world'
>colonies get sick of our shit
>lose colonies to a bunch of uneducated farmers with muskets

Police are kind and helpful.

Americuck
>meanwhile in europe
Muzzies running rampid cucking husbands daily, hourly even.

Keep letting your women get raped eurofag

German?

Up north in moose country we have a sayin, go fuck yourself, eh

Brits please! Calm your tits!

tons of immigrants everywhere and all our women get raped :^)

It's cause you're too poor to afford even 2 meals a day, Mahmud.

I speak more than 1 language
I understand Europe isn't just one country
I know the difference between "America" and the "USA"

Actually I have a pellet right by my toilet
A .22 and a 30-06.

I live in Arkansas and people sure don't like niggers here. Me included

>My people shit on the streets

You don't think that's obvious?

Pellet gun not pellet

Im not fat

Alabama?

XD LOL SO FUNNY
ITS NOT LIKE AMERICA HAS THE BEST UNIVERSITIES IN THE WORLD RIGHT LMAO

Is Canada part of north America?
Legit question.

aww, someone is jealous...

I take holidays on different continents several times a year, like almost everybody else in my country.

Well murica is usually associated with guns, and because I'm from the south I've been asked if we ride fucking horses to work. Ive grown accustom to mental retardation i suppose.

I had black bread with salami slices, gouda cheese, cut tomatoes and fried eggs for breakfast.

Yes, because Yale and Harvard haven't gone batshit insane, as opposed to Oxford and Cambridge

Kek no

I'm not even a sandnigger, you fat ball of blubber.

oi oi oi

Where do you live?
Or are you one of these Eurocucks who think going to a resort in Turkey means going to a different continent?

You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.

They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.

With my 6'4 and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if you pencil-necked faggot faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.

I don't have to pay to be educated

They are fucking with you because you're autistic.

Fun fact, for the human body somewhere between 4 and 8 small meals a day would be ideal to keep a relatively constant blood sugar level.

Hail C18 you know what I mean
Hail Hail Hail the TERRORMACHINE
Hail Hail Hail Combat 18

dat babyface

China, Cuba, North Korea, Sweden or Norway then?

What a magical country do you live in ?

That's why I used the plural continents, because if I'd said "abroad" American's would say "but they're all so close together". In reality getting a plane to to any part of the world is cheap these days.

I've eaten that for breakfast in America...

Americuck sanders

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>ITS NOT LIKE AMERICA HAS THE BEST UNIVERSITIES IN THE WORLD RIGHT
If it breeds these kind of people I highly doubt it.
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You are all the same when you've got a knife in your throat.

I bet your healthy heart would pump the blood out real quick.

Also Scotland, and Denmark/Belgium surely?

They were dead serious. However, since this is Sup Forums.
>NO YOU'RE JUST AUTISTIC.

I fuck goats

they hate us cause they aint us

Not where I live with all these BS 'environmental taxes'

We learn something new everyday.
Still doesn't change the fact that obessity in USA is extremely high.
Mexico has an even bigger obessity problem tho.

Why hasnt this been posted yet?