Walked into my highschool crush at a party yesterday, hadn't spoken to her in over 4 years and I got hold of her number...

Walked into my highschool crush at a party yesterday, hadn't spoken to her in over 4 years and I got hold of her number. I'm awkward as all fuck when it comes to girls, so help me out here Sup Forums. Dubs decides what I say next.

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So are we gonna ignore all this sexual tension between us

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(if i win say : you looked so good yesterday, its a shame we couldnt of talked for longer)

Good thanks :) and you? :) I had fun last night :) nice to see you again :]

>Hey :)
>Hey! How's it going?

Kek who taught you how to talk to people? That's a terrible first message and she gave you the equivalent of "i'm being polite and gonna ignore the smiley face"

I know its been a while and this is kinda out of nowhere, but I'm going to be honest. Back in highschool I had a huge crush on you :)

Why do you think I came here for help

So how about whipping them titties out and giving me a good look ;)

Say you're doing great and enjoyed seeing her at that party you were both at.
When she responds to you say you both should get together or something.

>good seeing you yesterday! It's been a while blah blah blah what you doing these days blah blah blah wanna grab a drink sometime?

Liz do you want my jizz?

Can I touch your boobies...?

Tits or gtfo

So I was wondering if you'd like to hang out just the two of us?

I used to have a crush on you in school, do you want to grab a drink with me sometime?

Want to lick on my stinging hole? I have not wiped it in weeks ;-)

ROOLLLLL

Have you heard of Mr Hands?

WINRAR!

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CHECKED!

better hope she's a fucking weirdo

Fake and gay

I hope you never get laid

OP you're such a faggot...

Terrible shop

WINNER
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it's obviously fake you retards, this your first day on the internet?

EVEN MORE WINRAR?

Winrar deliver op you fuck

Shoop faggot op

Now she's going to know you asked Sup Forums for advice.

im not even op and i can make this shit as well. i made this as well. OP is a lying faggot

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Nice try fag, actual OP here. Went better than I expected, 30-35 decides what I say next.

One thing is for sure, I won't take you easy ;))

>take it easy there
Shot down pretty fast there matey

Sorry I have autism, and I don't how to talk to women.

This is fake because IPhones say delivered and read.

im hung like a nigger horse and i will rip your asshole apart

Seriously though, wanna get a drink sometime?

Rolll

How come we haven't fucked yet? Is it because I'm a flaming faggot?

I want to touch your hair.

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Rollll!

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Wanna see my dick? It got rated 2/10 by my peers

henry rollins for this

Rollerino

No way lmao

thread ruined by this faggot

Swigity swooty im comin for that booty

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Shit guys safe me, 80-85 decides what next.

damn bro you're hilarious

its over op, you lostr

Sorry bae! Just wanted to say hitler did nothing wrong

WINRAR OP DELIVER

jesus christ you're all dumb
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lick me where I shit pls

dafuq are you talking about summerfag?

>using a windows font to make a fake
>first 10 posts aren't recognizing it as a fake

I can't get hard, but I can cum

I'm kidding lol. Was great to see you last night. I know it sounds weird but I think about you all the time:)

Swiggity swoon, ill destroy ur poon

I'm just messing with you, I just haven't seen you in so long I just can't think straight. I just wanna kill myself while anal fisting you /.\ ahhhh I get hard thinking of you

>80-85
>86
Kek

Alright for real though, I was just deflecting my feelings for you with autismo spaghettio but it would be cool if we could get a drink sometime?

Lol I'm OP

Reroll

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aight me being stupid af aside, would you be down to get a drink sometime just the two of us?

so is this real or not?

Whoops! It seems that I have dropped my monster condom which I use on my MAGNUM DONG.

my dead dog can photoshop better than you