Yo. I have a date tonight. She's making dinner, I have to bring wine and a scary movie

Yo. I have a date tonight. She's making dinner, I have to bring wine and a scary movie.

What movie should I get?

>inb4 Salo or Serbian Film

Tits for your suggestions

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The Shining

That's so old though, and not all that scary.

But it is a classic

>not all that scary

It's cerebral. I guess these days if someone's limbs aren't being sawn off in gory detail then it's not scary. Completely desensitized.

I want a scary, not a classic.

Hardcore henry
>Pic related

Yeah that is shit, but I need it to at least appeal to her. She's into ghosty woodsy shit (she's 27). How is Babadook?

The Nipple.

Not scary but over the top violent.

wut

If you're not the elephant man then not much of the movie is gonna be watched. Just get whatever the first horror movie in Redbox is and don't forget condoms.

woman in black was aiite, and it starred Daniel Radcliffe so if shes into harry potter youre gold

kek. Shouldn't be a problem. But no, it's 2016, who uses condoms.

How is The Witch?

The new Evil Dead with a female lead was very, very good from my opinion, and it sounds right up her alley.

People who dont want AIDS

People who don't wish to pay child support.

Children, the worst std

Does someone have the unshopped

Probability of pregnancy is multitudes higher and just as expensive.

the conjuring and what is she cooking? it determines the color of wine you need.

where's their nips?

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ringu

Saw

No?

Just had the same question asked, she's making pasta, probably chicken, but she really dislikes white wine.

what

It's an old meme. I'll show you later.

Get the movie the conjuring

Hahahahaha aaah

Silent Hill
The Hills have eyes
Saw
Hostel

Last House on the Left

That doesn't mean there isn't an original out there

The Human Centipede

The Departed

"A Tale of two sisters", god-tier horror movie, one of the best I've seen.

>ill show you later
that really brings me back

I can kinda see some of their nips. What a fail, cuz I can fall to this.

Sleepaway Camp or
Suspiria

The Grifter

Hands down THE MOST scary film I've ever seen, tbh fam.

pic related

If it's any consolation, i did the shop in a rush.

Never heard of it. What's it about?

she into classics?

Hitchcock's Psycho is one of those movies everyone should see at least once

seen it, was meh

That's even worse nigger, cuz it's the thought that counts.

Fight club movie....scarface......yeah!

No nips
Legend of hell house

Someone post the actual pic

Eragon

>2016
>having a date tonight

faggot

Think of A Serbian Film had sex with Daisy's Destruction then raped the child to death. That's what The Grifter is about.

Daisy's Destruction

Somebody post the real pic of the girl that OP posted

Bring a romantic comedy and scream every time something meaningful happens between the protagonist and love interest. Remain perfectly silent throughout the rest of the film.

Watch Daisy's Destruction then..

Insidious is pretty scary

>The Grifter
>still using this tired old meme from 10 years ago

Just do an image search it pops right up

The conjuring. That shit had me paranoid for2 days

>wanting a girl confused rather than horny

Babadook. Good flick.

Anyway, have fun getting laid, because that's what dinner at her place plus scary movie is designed to make happen

This. The 2nd and 3rd are awesome too.

posting it so OP can download it for his date

Watch Sinister.
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MELANCHOLIE DER ENGEL

IGNORE EVERY OTHER SUGGESTION

SHE'LL LET YOU KISS HER PISSFLAPS IF YOU WATCH THIS MOVIE WITH HER

Blair witch project

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don't watch a movie, just stare at her all night, drool and piss your pants

chicks dig that

real horror movies get girls horny. watch some good 21st century horror. no torture porn nonsense

How about one of the chucky movies it's something you can watch and if your talking with her it's not like your missing anything

Try martyrs

Silence of the lambs, that's got me laid before

fuck, that's a severe fucking movie right there

Her acting is terrible.
That came out in our wonder years, so it's a bit too run of the mill.
Subtitles or..?

>PISSFLAPS

Literally lol'd. Thanks for my first laugh of the day.

Godtier.
I watched it like 3 times in a row, so so good.

Possesssion

British version of 'Death at a Funeral' has been highly successful for me.

That said, I'm Australian. idk how well yanks take British humour.

I don't know if theres a subtitled or even dubbed version out there, but if, go for it.
She'll probably never talk to you again after you're half way through the movie tho.

I never got why people think that movie is so edgy.

It's on youtube and it's really boring as fucking fuck.

you shitheads know nothing about great horror movies

NOTH - IN - G

>le edgy meme oldfag lord *fedora tip*

Not a yank. Nonetheless, it's still a shit movie.
1981 movie? So far I'm getting Maryrs, The Withc, The Conjuring, and Babadook. So at least I have options.

don't watch a movie, just punch her in the face and shit on her tits instead

Well i doubt that the uncut version is on youtube...
And yes i agree its kinda boring, the artsy approach feels a bit off with all the violence and perversion, but exactly that contrast intrigues me about the movie idk.
After 3 times of watching the complete 2 1/2h of it i still couldn't rly figure out anything about the movie, but its really its own type of film.
Marian Dora is a really interesting filmmaker

Pixels

or anything with Adam Sandler, he's never made a bad movie

>still a shit movie.

Each to their own really, but I've had a 100% success rate with it so take that as you will.

If you want horror give that bitch The Thing.

Also suggesting 'El Topo' or 'Holy Mountain'.
Not really Horror, but fascinatingly eerie and weird

Full, uncut, english subtitle.s 2 hours and 38 minutes.

youtube.com/watch?v=CxpyWaJwkVo

I just don't get it. I'm not a movie buff by any means but I enjoy some of the odder stuff out there but this to me just seems like the artsy equivelant of a michael bay movie. Pointless and very mastrubatory.

>Joorowsky

just fuck off

Bring something you've watched or watch a movie now... make sure you know when stuff happens so you don't even flinch, thank me later

as for the movie itself do something like the ring, don't make the movie too bloody like saw

i want this one with nipple bro cmon