Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>claiming yume
Claimed, hey all
You're dead kiddo
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Waifu claim thread.
Rules, yo:
>Claim your waifu
>No claiming waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing waifus (unless trips or more)
>Post related content
>Discuss stuff
>No ERP, minimal RP
>Insult others with vigor
these rules are better
one versus one me on overwatch, faggots.
Sanae claimed.
No pic edition.
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(Sanae)
Seasonal waifu bait, both her claimers replaced her for Kancolle waifu bait.
Guess who~?
Yui.
why does op spend time guzzling dog cocks manga instead of talking to a real 5/10 woman down the street in a coffee shop right now.
real talk
still appreciated desu
I'm sure everyone else would like to meet you too. Morning threads aren't the same.
Also Koko hasn't been posting as often. Neither has Hatsuzuki. There's also a new Hatsu and today there was a Rin Tohsaka
Santa?
best type moon claimed
Nope
Not really, but I do come in the night.
>Luna claimed!
Nah, I'm good
Sleep tight
Rest easy
Believe in yourself that leave bees on yourself with a shelf.
>Purple koala claim
>There's also a new Hatsu
I'm yet to see this, when did this Hatsu post?
Nice trips
But why would I bother spinning head over heels for a woman way below my level that I'm not even interested in?
Just for pussy? No thanks.
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Yesterday.
Claimed
>Almost time to go home
the feels of a homely woman in your arms telling you she loves you hits the spot 10/10 even if she's a brown bag special
This pains me. Even replaced by the endless amount of boats from that show... 2x pain.
I hope they're doing great.
Another Hatsuzuki? Cool I guess.
What changed about the mornings?
>Sanae
Akiko claimed
Is it a roach?
Is it a hamster?
No it's just a shit tier waifu
fite me underage fag
Is it bullying if I find this hard to believe? Like how many hours ago more or less? I'm gonna lurk the archives just to witness this.
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That's just the kind of thing mean. And oh lord, be my guest.
Claimed, at work edition
What have I missed in the thread lately?
A few days ago, not very talkative. Just claims and says a few things.
And to get to this stage, how much effort do you have to put in, user?
Just to be clear, I don't think Karen is real and I'm not fucking my pillow. But I'd rather sit here and play videogames all day than get a high paying job and fake interests just to get the attention of a girl that's not worth my time and will end up leeching off me for the rest of my life.
Mornings don't have you in them, that's what changed desu.
Threads are a bit slower I think overall but the morning are faster now. Stocking got a girlfriend too. Galko might have narcolepsy.
Sorry friend, I've never seen you before. Hello.
Hehe, I'll be sure to get right on that. Come on over here~
I really wish it was possible to "sell" stuff in overwatch without it being a duplicate
Dude literally what the fuck is Umaru even this is taking it beyond the realms of chibi.
I googled her and I found pictures of her actual form, never see her like that.
Shiro claimed.
Wenn du heute um 10 bei 0 warst, und nun 6 stunden später bei 20 bist, 8 Stunden täglich schläft, 2 hier bist und 2 weitere für Hygiene, Nahrungsaufnahme, etc. aufwendest, wirst du bis morgen abend bei 80/100 sein, und je nachdem wie früh du am Mittwoch dran bist, kannst du das noch auf 85 bis 90 ausbauen.
#easy
Hier hast du ein schönes Bild.
I pop my head in every once in awhile. Got b& a few days ago tho... Is good to be back (especially if I piss the mods off again)
Where these overwatch plays at? Solo queuing isn't that much fun
My fucking god fuck yes this so much this.
Like I really don't need four legendary skins for the same hero.
What do you want to sell?
That's a 30 hour drive or a 4 hour flight and either way I'm already clocked in, so that's gonna be a bit difficult.
C-C-C-Claimed
Took a bit longer than I expected
I hope this is good enough
>2016
>not watching the best anime
holy shit user
You're a bully.
Ask karen tho, he came in and I said
"Fake HATS." or something like that.
I think like this time yesterday?
Search for my first post yesterday, it should be on that thread, or the one before we shared music along with Tats.
A bunch of epic HIghlight intos, not often going to get POTG as a Symmetra and I never play Widowmaker.
That's actually really good, I'll make sure to send it if he isn't here.
>even got r63
damn my dude
Wow karen, thank you. After putting up with B.S. these past weeks, that brightin' my mood a bit. Stocking, good for him.
Galko, that sucks. Did he get anything to help?
Fuck
>Sanae
This is true love /waifu/. Would you love your waifuif she were disfigured/disabled?
>Always
>all this shitty waifus
best is here
Claimed
But no Ayy Lmao?
What's wrong with you?
>DBZ
>Any of the females on that show count as 'good' waifu material.
>implying.
Alright, that got a chuckle, who are you really?
How is that even a question, off course.
>That's actually really good
Thank you. Be sure to give her my regards just in case I'm not here
Yea, most of Reaper was just him doing his shitty pose. Stumbled across that gem and I knew it was gonna be better than whatever screenshot I could find
can i claim this? yes?
Oh, that is great! Thanks a lot Akiko. It's appreciated.
Vigil is a dude though... really good shop though but...
Sorry nigga, people using phones.
I'll bully you later.
Welcome back then, why'd you get banned last time?
Yes yes, can confirm.
A few days ago when you weren't here tho, chen. She started posting then.
I got happy too, thought she was feets.
Look man, I don't know what's going on with you and you definitely have your reasons not to tell us, but you will get through whatever is happening. Don't falter desu. Thread becomes a little less like the one I joined every day. Many people gone. Don't be one of them.
Galko is getting pills for now because it was apparently chronic insomnia, but he has to go to a doctor to check he doesn't have Narcolepsy too. I'm trying to tell you everything my shit memory can remember lol.
>not often going to get POTG as a Symmetra
nigga what
Literally hold down left click. the damage increase melts tanks in seconds, jump left and right during a fight and that's an easy triple kill minimum as you almost instakill squishies.
>Enchantress
I know you're a shitposter, but holy fuck that is some superb taste. One of the best.
First post was for you nigger
Literally cancer
>Tenchi
>DBZ
Really?
Yeah no, yes she can kill tanks but the team has to be retarded to let her get a triple kill, also got a highlight intro for WM who I never play.
Cause I'm posting ponies (specifically best pony) on Sup Forums and asshurt fags see me and tell the asshurt mods.
Why is this cancer?
Sproink
You know what I love? Pure damage that's undisjointable and pierces spell immunity
You're very welcome Vigil
I'm glad you like it
You gotta give Shiki some credit too, he requested it
No he's not
If he is then I call r63 and get out of jail free
>You gotta give Shiki some credit too, he requested it
Wait what?
I'll be waiting for it
You were not lying, can't believe I missed this.
>A few days ago when you weren't here tho, chen. She started posting then.
Now this will be harder to find.
have no more encha but found some suave drider singles. just imagine its encha
If you see me this Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. I'm back. If not, I really can't tell how much I can handle this situation any longer. I really want to stay on /waifu/.
Update me about Galko, too.
Kyouko claimed.
>these rules are better
Funny guy.
Wasn't that you? I coul've sworn it was you
That was last thread though and I wasn't paying much attention so maybe it wasn't you
close enough I suppose
You should be able to find more enchantress with ease
>Sanae
>the team has to be retarded
you overestimate the average IQ of an overwatch player, it seems.
I'm not going to link his actual character because it's spoilers for danganronpa 2 but vigil is DEFINITELY a guy.
>You know what I love? Pure damage that's undisjointable and pierces spell immunity
someone sounds butthurt that the best waifu in dota is also the best carry
nice trips, but look closer and you'll find out why lol.
Also glad you're back from the realm of the dead, have you been posting here long? I don't think I've seen you before. I've only been posting for 3 months on this thread though.
lol it's going to be especially hard because usually nobody talks to her if I don't.
Luck to you, homo
I'm waiting for it man, Good luck.
Not close enough desu. Sproink or nothing.
Welcome back kyouko
Howdy Kyouko. And these are perfected to have minimalism and still be informative.
Waifu claiming bread
>one claim per user
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
Do you remember anything you talked about?
Maybe I'll just have to go to you then~
>Back at home
can cats be waifus?
Hello Karen, desu.
How are you?
Hi Homu.
I don't like minimalism unless it's pics, kek.
How are you?
>being lumbercuckt
>all
>the
>time
life is good sometimes
It would be more than welcome. And welcome home. Gonna be up for a bit?
Yes
>vigil is DEFINITELY a guy.
I invoke rule 63
I can still do a normal reaper pic for vigil if he wants to
>butthurt
Deaf cunt, I said I loved it
I have no fucking problem killing her either
Pugna is best anticarry in the game
Pugna also has best voice lines in game
Pugna is biggest twat in game
I love playing Pugna
They're furries
Completely randomly found this picture though you might have it already-
-Shiki
Alright fellow waifu for laifus, I'm going to be off this. Y'all have been a blast.
Of course, might go down to Jack in the Crack and grab some food first, though.
...but she meowd at me
this ones for you kid
Bye yordlefag
>Akiko
I'm on and off. I've posted in here several times in the past but only have been coming back habitually the last couple weeks.
Are you coming back?
Pissed off over something stupid, so I guess in my regular state. Minimalism is great in design, I really don't see why something has to be complicated and long when it can be simple and clean. How did you sleep and how are you?
>calling on Karen's memory
I shiggy diggy
If I didn't ask her about the usual stuff (where are you from, what do you do, games you play) then probably just hi or whatever the topic was.
For certain though, I thought she was the real hatsu also. Yelled out feets I think and I THINK she said something about not liking feet.
Her filenames are source named, no pattern.
Depends on the cat
Doing BAD
Ramadan started
Meaning I have to fast all day until the afternoon prayer. Ramadan's dates and the prayer times themselves change every year. And this year there's no eating/drinking till 8 fucking PM
It's 5:30 right now and the feast is almost done. All the smells and shit wafting throughout the house make me wonder how I'm going to survive the next two hours.
And you?
>I have no fucking problem killing her either
Haven't seen the new items, have you?
I got to go now, going to drink an energy drink and head off. It was great to be back for a bit and speaking with ya. Bye comrade and take great care.
>Sanae
Goodbye dude
>Karen
You fucking plebs.
I'll see you soon
In fourteen hours, ya need something?
not this again for fuck's sake
Never heard of that but sounds breddy gud. I'm just going to do this work and try not to hang myself for the next 8 hours.
I do have it already, kek.
Thanks anyways though.
>I really don't see why something has to be complicated and long when it can be simple and clean
I prefer it to be complicated and long if it looks better.
>How did you sleep and how are you?
Slept well and I'm doing pretty good, I just woke up so I didn't accomplish much yet.
>Ramadan
Oh you poor thing.
Good luck with that.
And see above.
what's your mmr in dota?
I'm a honest human.
No way I would ever lie.
Nvm, just read that 100% wrong, looks like I'm still half asleep
>renge
I should have seen this coming. I really should have seen this coming. How did I not fucking see this coming
Oh yea that new force staff?
Good thing you can decrep even during the push her and walk up to her again
Crazy broken like most of the stuff they changed and added
then q-dagon-r until it sproinks no more
>dat skywrath ult
>earthshaker now literally dunking niggas
I like the way the game is going even though I don't play it nearly as much anymore
Just reassurance~
>Luna
Funny guy
>I didn't accomplish much yet.
Story of our lives, yes?
Got some stories on Ramadan, lol?
Yup. The Skywrath ult is fucking bonkers though, twelve fucking seconds what the fuck.
Earthshaker shit is pretty fun.
>q-dagon-r
>implying no bkb
>implying no bloodthorn
O K K I D
But yeah it seems pretty fun, if only I could spare an hour to play it again.
>still no pit lord
You think icefrog will add new heroes once he's out?