I have a challenge for you Sup Forums. Who can come up with the most creative suicide?

I have a challenge for you Sup Forums. Who can come up with the most creative suicide?

self immolation

otherwise,
>what do you mean by creative?

unique, interesting, memorable, maybe funny

>inb4 self decapitation "hack"

1) Tie yourself to a bridge so that you won't hit the ground.
2) Wrap short piece of piano wire around your neck and to the bridge
3) glue your hands to your head and jump. You will be behaaded by the wire and you will be hold your head while hanging from the bridge
4)????
5) profit

>sever all ties with family friends/anyone who can be called upon to collect outstanding debts
>get as many credit cards as you can apply for
>max them shits out doing literally whatever you want who gives a fuck you're going to die
>before you die, go buy food and clothes and supplies and shit for homeless people and leave them the credit cards
>the how of suicide isn't important here
>your death+nobody to collect debts from= credit card companies screwed out of thousands

it may just be a foolish dream that it would work, as I have never tried this sort of thing personally

Holy fuck I remember this post kek.

Put a shotgun cartridge in your mouth then piss on a live socket.

le hive mind


...that;s exactly what i am doing... =/

>get enough explosives to reduce a person to blood and guts
>get every blood transmitted disease you can
>climb on top of a building
>say you're going to jump and let a crowd gather
>once there's enough people, jump
>explode yourself in the air
>bathe the crowd with your diseased blood

>cut open ribcage with skillsaw
>pull open ribcage exposing organs
>pull out your own heart

stuffing my head into a woman's pussy like a turducken, and beat off while I suffocate

you would need something inside you to make a proper turducken, otherwise you're just making a stuffed chicken. Basically, you need to be getting fucked by a trap while you sufficate inside pussy.

put on a performance piece where you and another person are dressed in japanese noble wear or in light medieval armor (whichever you prefer- you're going to be losing a sword fight)

Have your opponent kill you in front of tons of spectators

yeah it's not like he can go to burger king and get a sandwich or anything

Hmm, I guess assisted suicide counts.

stuff a rubber chicken in there whilst the action is going
>make sure it's non consensual too... you want to truly wreck this chick.

I don't think you would want your mom to find you dead with a sandwich in your ass.

>I don't think you would want your mom to find you dead
fixed

Well, burger king sells hotdogs now... so

>ugly generic animal print tattoo
>ugly generic tribal sun tattoo
>ugly generic indecipherable writing tattoo

Holy fuck could this bitch be any uglier

I guess you'd be drowning in pussy.

no.

Only thing missing is a star on her crotch slightly offset from her cooch. Fucking disgusting. Why do attractive women insist on becoming hideous? Do they think the pain of the tattoo will replicate the pain of daddy's cock in their ass?

rope around neck lasso passing truck while wearing clown outfit

1. fashion noose from razor wire
2. position self standing on a chair
3. put said noose over head
4. superglue hands to forehead
5. commit sodoku

looks like you ripped your own head off.

don't you die on me
>bump

1. Get tattoo on chest "This is what a feminist looks like"
2. Attend a Donald Trump Rally
3. Strip and run towards Trump
4. Shoot Self in head

> COMMIT SODUKU

>complete sudoku
>slice your belly with sharp paper

Best one

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suicide by cop

but shoot a kindergarden class first and molest there dead bodies

i have already started preparing. Not for suicide tho, but if I were to die..
In secret I have hid things around making it look like i'm a spy or something.

Like for instance, in my bank deposit box i've got a couple of fake passports.. (prolly not real and working, got them off darknet in the beginning of the dark market era).
cash in euros, dollars, pound and ruble.
I would love to get a gun but dont really got the connections for it here in sweden.
Oh yeah, and i got similiar things in a go-bag.

Ever since I got a kid I really wanted to fuck with them when i'm going to die.. Want a little bit more stuff, working on it on the way. maybe a few burner phones.

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