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What's the shittiest/most psychopathic thing you've done to a girl?
Bonus points for sexual things, but not necessary.

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being born to my mother but thats probably more my fathers fault than mine

nothing really compares to that poor sow

not yet anyway

bump for interest

Bump

Not text her back

tripped her and she broke her collarbone

women are to fragile

Telling girls on kik I love them and ask if they wanna be my gf, just to get their nudes.

you must be one badass 16 year old

Beaten, choked and pissed in her asshole. Cut her and put lit cigs out on her. She stayed with me for six years, god knows why... I raped one of her friends and frequently abused another of her friends. None of these women have taken action against me.

>got girlfriend to agree to anal
>flat on her belly
>lubed up and ready
>dick is diamonds
>push it in slow
>she squeals
>"go easy"
>feel like I'm gonna cum right away
>starts fucking her hard until I shoot in her ass
>takes 30 seconds
>gf squeals for me to stop
>pretend like I didn't cum
>still rock hard
>shame her for not letting me cum
>talk her into ass to mouth blowjob
>let her suck it for 10 minutes
>stroke it and finish on her face
>she notices leaking from her ass later
>"must be precum"

bump

okay
>be me
>staying one night in a friends house
>helping him with the house and pets since his momma is in hospital
>drinking and playing vidyagames
>he has a 7/10 sister
>he said that she thinks i look like a psycho
>kek
>late at night
>he has to go to to the hospital for whatever reason
>me and his sister alone in the house
>drunk as fuck
>see her trying to sleep in the couch
>don't know why, don't know how, the next thing i remember is me with my rock hard dick on her face
>shove on her mouth
>she wakes up and starts moaning
>tries to take it off
>shove it harder and facefuck her
>nut on her throat, she is almost crying
>say "if you tell anyone, your mother wont be the only vegetable in the hospital
>drunk me go out to the street and pass out on the sidewalk

so, why dyoudo it ? just cause you want to ? or is it some kind of deeper trauma

I took a shit on a girl while we were in a 69.
It wasn't on purpose, it was leaky and she freaked, bit my dick and my ass juice leaked in her eyes and up her nose.
After she pushed me off her, she started crying and I just kept blasting ass gas in rythm. Y'know, like barp.. barp.. barp... barp.. barp.

It wasn't my proudest moment, she was my crush when I was 17.
She never wanted to see me again and is probably sexually scarred. She was a virgin at the time.
I haven't seen her in about three years.

Show us the gf

this definitely happened

awesome. nice sex trauma

Mmmh, nothing gets girls going like liquid shit in their eyes.

>have gf
>stay at her place while i don't have home
>working.gif
>break up after...however many months
>wait a couple weeks
>move back in
>move houses
>she isn't doing shit
>leave for good
>ignore

Kicked out her car window, I paid for it two weeks after, well paid her 1/5th what the car was worth actually. Which bought the duct tape that went over that window and more I'm sure.

Other than that nothing more than calling a bitch awful things when we were in a fight/argument. Never hit or sexually assaulted a girl/women.

once convinced a gf of over a year that I had two middle names. Like user Jimmy John Rustles or something. acted totally pissed off she didn't know my second middle name, wtf you don't care about me at all type shit girls pull on us. she was fucking devastated. let the joke on for almost a week.
she was dumb as all hell anyway. whole family of dummies now that I think about it.

anonymously cyberbullied my girlfriend to make her lose some weight
>it worked

When I was like 9 this neighbor girl kept riding by me on her bike talking shit while I was waiting to go to the YMCA, so I chucked a rock at her and busted her in the head. About a half hour later I get a call at the Y and her dad was at my house going apeshit cuz I split her head open.

Watched a girl get beat up by my crush and mugged her cousin. Then fucked her on the low

Le bump fgts

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is retarded
mfw no maymay arrows

put two fingers in a female friend's pussy when she was passed out drunk

top kek

I've had a priviledged and easy life. I did it because I could and it was fun, also for the sense of power over another. I'm a sadist, pure and simple. Anyway, the gf was a masochist so it all worked.

No.

fucked my gf in the ass while she was on the phone with her dad
>she hates anal

Sure thing friendo, whatever u say happened, happened.

HOT! Pic of gf plox

Geez she must really hate herself to be with a shit tier moron like you

Kek

here she is

>spend half an hour writhing my story
>about to finish
>finger brushes over escape key and whole greentext is lost forever
I'm so mad right now
>tdlr I caused a shy, dumb girl to repeat final year at high school and she dropped out on her second try and became neet

>Be me
>BMX fag
>YeahIKnow.jpeg
>Meet this guy around the ramps with my group
>Shows us the longest wheelie we've ever seen
>Welcome to the crew
>Nickname wheelie
>Few summer's back tried a jump with my friends
>I went first
>Alpha BMX fag
>Realise the jumps impossible on first try going top speed and not even clearing 2/3 of the way
>Take new friend there
>Try jump it fag
>Wheelies trying his hardests to fit in
>Not as good as the rest of us
>Can do sick wheelie doe
>Tries jump
>Releases from bike halfway
>Is it a bird?
>Is it a plane?
>It's wheelie
>Startes plummeting
>About 8 foot drop
>Lands for a perfect 10
>JK
>Audiblecrack.mp3
>BlahBlahBlah
>Ambulance, Hospital, Recovery
>Broke his back
>New nickname wheeliechair

Fucking Kek, how many lines was it?

Virgin faggot. Assuming while she blows you she wouldn't have notice remnants of cum.

Keep dreaming underaged nigger.

>to a girl
>girl
>tells story about a guy
Great job.

I don't even know man, I was greentexting straight from the heart, next thing I knew half an hour had passed

keknado

Fucking lol

>rip.jpg

Was almost virginal at that point, as she was only my second girl. But yeah, it's really easy to wipe your dick with your hand. If you've ever fucked anyone (which I assume you haven't), you'll know that your dick be shiny with pussy juices when it's been in her pussy, and in this case frothy with lube. The girl didn't have supersensory powers to determine that my penis had been in contact with non-precum cum at that moment.

This is why I recommend an education beyond high school.

Your lack of creativity is quite literally a testament to your utter failure as a human being.

Go back to grazing.

Sorry bro didn't read that bit

>Barp barp
Topkek

Those trips

Greentext?

When I was in the army I had a girlfriend who cheated on me when I was deployed and lied to me about it. I eventually found out and we broke up. Then she started calling me again after I got out, so I told her I missed her and wanted to get back together. We lived on opposite sides of the country, so she quit her job and moved here to get back together with me. 3 months later I kicked her skanky ass out and threw everything of hers in a dumpster. Fucking cunt deserved it, trust me.

...

Your post is cancer.

Keep thinking that girls can't differentiate a guy's cum from their own pussy juice.

Such a fucking virgin thinking "lel I wipes da dick wit da hand, yack, yack, no mo cums come out, duhhhh"

Yeah you alpha you. Just like pulling out at the last minute is 100% effective in preventing pregnancy.

Stick to lurking. Newfaggot.

Anybody have the video this still is from? I wanna see that shit go down.

you sir are a genius

that video is called tub girl, google probaly has it as well

It's not very eventful, she just broke a foot.

>dick tastes of ass
>dick tastes of lube
>thinks you could tell the difference between pre-cum and regular cum
>thinks the dick gets instantly covered with cum as soon as you shoot in a girl
yup, virgin spotted

I used to assfuck my ex when she was passed out drunk. She hated anal and I love it, and she is damn near impossible to wake up when drunk. The one time she did wake up in the middle of it, she broke up with me once she realized what was going on.

I also pushed her head down on my dick when she was blowing me once, she ended up choking and puking and then choked on her own puke for a minute. She was fucking mad as hell after that.

And then there was the time we were at her friends house, watching tv on her bed. I was sitting between them and my ex passed out. Her friend gave me a hand job while I fingered her. Convinced her to blow me but my ex woke up right before unfortunately, her friend was hot as fuck

google dan bilzerian

holy kek

I appreciate that, user.

Met a girl . Made her fall in love with me . Emotionally and financially abused her for 3 years . Got her pregnant deliberately and made her get an abortion. Dissapeared from her life . All while having a steady relationship with my girlfriend.

Inb4 no greentext

strg + z

Nice

Fuck off, not falling for that, Autist.

:)

fucking awesome

With an ex gf I basically turned her into an alcoholic by insisting we get drunk several times/week. Plot twist: I was drinking non alcoholic beer and wine. I just wanted to fuck her when she was hammered.

iy's on you tube, dna throws janice offa roof
youtu.be/yk-PqUCuGN0

Copy-pasta

Break her heart.

Faggot thinks you can only taste what's outside the dick.

Faggot thinks pre-cum and cum taste the same.

Faggot thinks nothing comes out of cock after cummimg.

I rest my case. Kill yourself. lol

lol'ed

Did you at least break her hymen first?

why would a faggot not know what cum tastes like

my girl cheeted on me
i broke up with her
we came back together
i start putting H in her food and drinks
start to put some in her cigarettes
get her hooked
give her a baggie and dealers phonenumber
fuck of

Throwing rocks at the Y.M.C.A!

Splitting skulls at the Y. M. C. A. Eh!

My most recent ex had a rape fetish. It's not uncommon.

fucked a 14yo, me was 15, she was too fat to get her pants back on, user goes panic and leave her while she was crying.... never forget... since then im always nice and handsome with girls. kek i lied. :^) still fuckin sluts and give 0 fucks.

I'm gonna assume you've never cum outside of a condom.

kek'd

>non alcoholic wine

so juice faggot?

sounds pretty gay.
Do you also suck cocks?

It's spelled "jews".

Don't know how bad this is

>with girlfriend in bed
>making out, fooling around
>phone rings. it's her favorite aunt
>starts talking to aunt while I'm laying there with my cock hard as diamonds (hardest metal know to man, but you guys already knew that, amirite?)
>conversation droning on
>go into the basement and get some rope
>tie her legs spread apart to the bed
>grab one arm and tie up to the headboard
>take the phone and nestle it against her ear
>take the other arm (she's resisting now) and tie it to the headboard
>now her legs are wide apart and arms ties over her head
>daggers coming from her eyes
>stand over her and start stroking my cock
>can tell she's interested (she always loved it when I stroked my cock)
>hard as diamonds once again
>get on top of her and slide it in
>fuck her for about 20 minutes while she's half talking on the phone, half grunting as I fuck her
>blow my load inside her
>just for good measure get up and wipe my cock on her lips. she's horny so doesn't resist
>leave her there and grab a beer and watch TV
>about 30 minutes later she starts calling my name
>come in. she asks why I did that
>tell her she shouldn't have answered the phone while we were getting ready for sex
>untie her. she asks if I'm going to take care of her now
>nope. not interested
>never answered the phone again while we're getting ready to do it

I've put a screwdriver in her vagina *pretending I was a doctor*.

I slapped a fat girl with a hand full of my own cum

hahahahahahahahahaha

I sucked on my step sisters toes in her sleep for a few years

i accidently spit on my girlfriends face in bus while joking, and i think she kinda liked it...

...

> friends with three sisters
> youngest one has a crush on me
> oldest keeps sending me flirty messages
> the two don't get along that we'll
> thes family throws a big ass party for middle ones graduation
> I'm invited
> get shitfaced
> youngest one corners me and tells me that she wants it
> we sneak away
> I'm not her first but she's inexperienced
> still great time

Later that night...
>

Me and my wife have always been rough during sex. She likes getting play slapped (finger prints but no bruising kind of thing) and stuff like that.

I apparently got so drunk one night I pretty much kicked the shit out of her. 2 black eyes, broke her nose, 3 ribs and knocked one of her teeth out. At one point she was apparently crying so hard I shoved a sock so far down her throat she almost choked to death

No more alcohol for me after that

This isn't sexual but I think it'll make for a decently funny story. Never told it on Sup Forums before but it's pretty legendary among my friends from high school. Also before you accuse me of underageb&, I'm 25 now, and this happened like 7 years ago.

>be 18 year old me
>well known for being totally oblivious to girls'interest in me
>i'm not bragging, it was actually horrible. i missed out on so much free pussy in high school.
>there's this girl. we'll call her kate
>she's in campus ministry music with me
>basically a class at my (religious) high school for musicians to practice / perform at school masses other events
>i wasn't religious, but hey, who wouldn't take a class where you do jack shit but practice guitar and bass all day
>over the course of the class, she starts developing feelings for me
>i'm woefully retarded and think she's just a cool friendly chick
>i get suspended from school for unrelated shit for 30 days and will miss graduation
>don't give two fucks, free time off school
>all my friends think this is horrible and i must be miserable (kek)
>i end up inviting her to a concert while i'm suspended
>dumbass that i am, think i'm just being friendly
>poor girl obviously sees it as a date
>we go out, have a fun time
>i go to drop her off at her house

continued in the next post, Sup Forumsrethren

I came on her inner thighs pyjamas without her noticing, her brother came in awkward look at her. I was laughing
>Pic unrelated

Why change a winning concept?
You should've killed the bitch.

>she fucking pulls out a portable dvd player
>it's 2009 phones didn't really have much in the way of video capability yet
>plays me a 20 minute video she recorded on campus with the multimedia department's camera equipment
>all my friends telling me how much they miss me and how awesome i am and to hang in there
>after i watch it i'm like damn kate, that's real cool of you
>she stands up on her tiptoes and closes her eyes
>at this moment i realize i dun goofed
>i do not have romantic feelings for her at all
>present me would have fucked her anyway, but past me was a romantic with a bleeding heart, felt awful, and panicked
>loudly say, "ALRIGHT, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, CYA"
>the lights go on in her room as her friends all look out, expecting to see us making out
>mfw they were all in on planning this for her
>hop in my (piece of shit) 1982 diesel mercedes
>tires squeal as i peel out of there leaving her on the sidewalk with all her friends watching

she kept calling me that whole summer trying to get me to date her, culminating in her leaving a 40 minute voicemail for me the night before i left for college. she's apparently happily married right now. i was such a fucking useless cunt in high school

>too

good job going your own way... I think