If everyone you've ever met agreed on a single sentence to summarize their experience with you, what would it be?
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>what's this guy's problem
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If everyone you've ever met agreed on a single sentence to summarize their experience with you, what would it be?
I start
>what's this guy's problem
Whoever gets replies needs to greentext story
>can he talk?
>you need to go to the hospital/doctor cabinet Paris
>who?
haha how come? are you disabled as fuck?
>he was weird
>Who is this guy and what is he doing here?
>pic related
>goddammit, who invited him?
>>what's this guy's problem
>
That guy's an asshole but he's funny as hell.
Really? Really user? Goddammit.
>He is so funny
something tells me the first is your actual experience and the second is how you see yourself
Smartasses unite!
> why are you so weird, can't you like normal people things?
Well excluding the cabinet Paris because keyboard fucked up.
>be me in elementary
>had neck issues
>once it was stuck in one position for 2 days, couldn't move it.
Middle school
>dislocated my knee
>body got paralysed during finals testing
>broke my fingers multiple times
High school
>dislocated multiple joints
>had paralysis multiple times
>fainted 20 times over the high school year
>vomited
Not even once went to the doctor. Friends even tried paying for it but never went
Sohai!
>what a dick
user. You should really go to the hospital.
Unless you're in the USA.
But seriously, get that checked.
>God he's so fucking hot
We're going to need proof you aren't a pizza face.
post a picture then faggot
damn. im proud of you
Newfag alert
He's quiet
I live in USA, the only reason I never went is because poor, and I always got better after a week or two
you should go to the hospital
I suspected as much.
You should totally see if you can get a part of some sort of health care plan, and see if there's a way to get checked for free, or some other affordable thing.
Or, maybe a chiropractor?
>is he gay?
I'm going to in a month once I get enough. Got a stable job so it's taking time
>He's a bit of a dick
...
I heard that.
Best of luck to you almost cripple bro.
>What the fuck is this jewish skeleton even saying?
Explain
>Family naturally has high metabolism, so even as a guy I'm skinny as hell
>Big Jewish nose
>Major in linguistics
>I can speak multiple languages and have a large vocabulary in english so people constantly look at me like I've just sung Shakespeare to them
Imagine meeting a lanky, tall jewish guy with bony features that looks like he was just dug out of a grave, give him 4 or 5 different languages to speak, and thats pretty much an encounter with me.
Sounds pretty cool name. Eat well user
>He's pretty chill, does he smoke weed?
Translation: This guy has an odor to him. He's one of those guys.
>LOL XDXDXD! 1!1 S0 RAND0M
>you're weird
ty
Tell me your stories anons
> Such a shame
followed by a sigh I'd imagine
>whats this guys even his problem?
> he's nice but need to stop being late !
>he's alright
>I wish he would go away.
>I bet he makes lots of money
> He didn't even say anything and I'm super wet.
>boy who says nothing
Someone's mom said this to me
No worry, he's hiding his boner
Are all really smart people that fucking weird?
He talks so much, but I kinda feel bad for him.