ITT: We all live in the same house

ITT: We all live in the same house

>throws trashbag out of the window

SHITTERS CLOGGED

>shits in the fridge

WHO THE FUCK USED THE BATHROOM?

>fucks couch

>wash the dishes

>burns the trash in a metal trash can

>Becomes a hero

I call the shed. That's my space, no one comes in that space, not unless I'm cumming too.

>dancing in living room to k-pop

>burns the shed down

>eating other people in the house

>eat all the doritos we have in our house

>steals imouto's pantsu.

>listening to asmr

>>listening to asmr
Shhhhh

>starts a grow op without talking to anyone

>finds a pale white child under the table he's selling on craigslist for vodka money
...dafuq? Where'd you come from? HEY WHOSE KID IS THIS?!

>Go to kitchen and see how messy it is
>Start cleaning
>Make it spotless and throw out spoiled food
>Start making giant delicious meal
>Call everyone in just as it is finishing
>As everyone sits down to eat, I jump on the table, pull down my pants and start to spray diharea all-over all the food and everyone
>As everyone starts to vomit uncontrablly I scream VOTE HILLARY!!

Hey guys im ordering pizza, anybody want some

Yeah, just don't call pizza hut ... they're still not too happy about the donkey jizz prank.

Ok you convinced me i'll vote hillary sheesh

Its papajohn's bro

>*teleports behind you*
pssh
nothin personnel... user
>*ties your shoelaces together*

>play league of legends with my door locked

>Proceeds to angrily fuck the toaster as he waits for his shit to be done in his easy-bake oven.

>the sink is full of nut

Alright guys who put our coffee machine in the shitter?

ALLAHU AKBAR

The niggers

>sets fire to the living room

>oh he's mine... too old for rape now.

Checked

Anybody wanna join me in the hot tub?

Is cheese pizza on the menu ?

He'll ye boi

actually, i enjoyed this.

Start house fire

Sounds like what happens in the Trump HQ on Second Life every day.

You can't the house was made of asbestos. It also explains the actions of its tenets pretty well.

>>yes uh I eat duh fissh

>huff air horn gas in the closet for hours

THEY'RE COMING, THE ANIME JEWS, THEY'RE COMING

Why does my toothbrush smell like ass desu?!

>buys 300 pre school chairs with someones paypall left open on some weeb site
>proceeds to aggressively fuck one

>>casually pours remnants of coconut water onto floor before putting empty can in bag

This guy has a point. With the recent explosion of jewish air benders we need to build some kind of cage over us.

We need to build a wall desu

>getting eaten alive by weird guy in the house

Same reason my ass smells minty fresh!

You'll get used to it like everyone else.

How can anyone stay mad with those trips desu~

who the fuck used up all the toilet paper

Not my fault we were out of tissues