WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SPIDER?
I'M FUCKING FREAKING OUT
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SPIDER?
Ayden Long
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Jeremiah Hall
HOLY SHIT IT HAS SPIKES ON IT'S BACK
Mason Williams
It's a pussicanicus opsafaggotus.
Known to strike fear into manginas.
Carson Allen
Spiders can lose legs and still survive. This particular spider looks like a "fucking crawly spider."
Oliver Hall
Just fucking move house, fuck that shit.
Matthew Nguyen
it actaully has all 8 legs, it's just resting it seems
Matthew Robinson
It have 8 legs i asure you,it just put in pairs so when she jumps and grab someshit ensure a nice grip it wont gonna kill you but if bites you,you gonna have a very very bad day
Ian Fisher
Garden orb weaver. Look like can't wake up, but actually mega bro tier spuders that protect your shit from mosquitoes and other pests
Ryan White
You need Johnny Fuckin' Rico for that kill that motherfucker.
Angel Cooper
>Garden orb weaver
googled that shit, these don't have FUCKING SPIKES
Thomas Butler
>not breeding spiders for money
>2016-1+1/1
Bentley Scott
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Julian Wood
czecked and keked
Robert Turner
You want us to identify a fucking spider and you took pictured of the fucking underside instead of the top where most of the fucking coloration is.
Joseph Parker
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Carter Martin
Where are you living user ?
Ethan Gray
working on it
nose land
Liam Cruz
Stop being a bitch, it's a spider.
Adam Morales
Ah, the T99 of the Spider World
Matthew Williams
If this was twitter, you'd be on the front page of reddit in an hour, then Mash able in 5, then Facebook in 24
Aiden Wilson
yeah man, i want one. there's a vid on kiketube somewhere in which a dude picks up a wild one, and it's too strong for him to hold, so those fangs sink into his hand three times.
Brody Gutierrez
As an Aussie I find this pathetic.
Also there are hundreds of thousands of species of spider, new ones being discovered every week. So many look exactly the same unless you put them under a microscrope, so the wannabe scientists in this thread can go fuck themselves.
Easton Myers
Yeah dude it's an orb weaver. You can safely pick it up and play with it.
Not a fucking worry m8. I had one. They don't move much but they're sexy anyways.
Matthew Bennett
>all these scientists don't know shit
>trust me
>I'm an aussie scientist
Angel Collins
>orb weaver web
>orb weaver position
>orb weaver size
>orb weaver color
Yeah dude it's a fucking harmless male orb weaver. More likely to bite than females, but still extremely safe.
>WHEN YOU GET AN ANSWER SIX TIMES PER THREAD BUT STILL REFUSE TO GOOGLE OR BELIEVE ANYTHING
Christopher Harris
Argiope Aurantia also known as the Yellow Garden Spider
Not an Orb Weaver
Here's some that were in my garden
Jackson Ramirez
this seems more like it
Jose Ross
Orb weavers are the only spiders with signatures in their webs anyways dude. This is low tier knowledge. So fucking sad that everyone is 14 years old and doesn't understand what these rational animal lovers are saying.
Alexander Howard
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Jacob Reed
and their egg sack
Matthew Bell
OK fuck me wrong argiope. Didn't know you guys had more species. It's harmless though.
Adam Williams
this is what nightmares are made of
Carter King
Yup this. We used to have a shit ton of these guys at my grandparents cabin. They to do anything but hang around. They don't seem to want to leave their webbing unless it 1000% necessary
Eli Perry
Thanks asshole. I'm going to have nightmares because of this pic. Fuck.
Ayden Brooks
They're actually pretty good pest control for your garden. There were 8 different ones about 2/3rds the side of my hand when i took these pics.
The yellow garden spider has a telltale zigzag it weaves into its web.
Jaxson Cox
Also just realized there are 2 spiders in that web
Wyatt Sanchez
Yeah man, orb weavers are awesome like that.
Joseph Flores
>They don't seem to want to leave their webbing unless it 1000% necessary
story of my fucking life
Austin White
more
Brayden Hill
I fucking love birthing day, looks like your lawn is covered in fog, it's beautiful. I'll throw some pictures around in a few months when they come out.
Ethan Hill
sneks > spideys
Joshua Collins
best snek
Chase Powell
It's obviously not a spider. 4 legs... Duh
Gabriel Price
if i had that on my front porch i'd have moved 10 years ago
Henry Phillips
snek
Austin Lewis
moar snek
Noah Walker
a kind of garden spider
your hand will hurt for a while if it bites you
Jack Moore
top snek
Caleb Smith
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Parker Moore
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Brandon Gutierrez
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Carson Richardson
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Grayson Peterson
dat fly fucked up doe
Jackson Ward
it would be cute if it had human teeths
Landon Baker
it has in it's stomach
Jonathan Rivera
Holy fuck. That was fucking scare. Tru snek. Top shelf
Jaxon Martinez
Argiope argentata?
Josiah Harris
Argiope Aurantia
Nolan Nelson
Kill yourself
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Logan Kelly
Brody Lopez
Looks so like a hand
Robert Cruz
Big snek will kill the living shit out of you and your hairy stomach mom.