Waifu claiming thread: Heat is shit edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed, hello
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Tenryuu claimed
CLAIMED
C.C. Claimed
Rikka claimed.
If any of you have any gifs of your waifu dancing send them my way I am working on something and I dont wanna leave anyone out. If you have multiple thats fine too!
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>currently wearing sneklace
Much better
>claiming yume
>feeling even worse then in the afternoon now
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
Ok, kek.
Mmm, I see.
Nice.
fish
Why not putting an end to it and just straight up killing yourself?
Fish
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Claiming Rat from Ti even though no one knows who the fuck he is, and even the people who do watch Thrilling Intent, wouldn't claim him :^)
I don't think this is good for public use.
Die Idee kam mir heute ca 3x
Und gestern Abend so ca 4x
He looks like Twitch from League of legends.
>heute 3 mal
>gester 4 mal
Versuchst du es überhaupt?
>Does this count as dancing?
fish
>shower
>go outside for 1 second
>shower again
Such is life in Portugal.
See what?
>Dead people?
People in Portugal shower at all?
>Dinner
Yes, dead people indeed.
kek
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fish
Fish
This doesn't sound like Portugal...
....This sounds like nigger territory.
>implying there's a difference
Neko.
fish
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>Am I a ghost?
I have no idea who that is, but he sounds like a cool dude
Maybe.
>A cute ghost
We conquered this land from niggers and turned them to our slaves.
Damn, you caught me.
Fuck you guys, it's 70 degrees here!
21 Celsius for those who aren't American
can roll
Spooky scary
>Cutie ghost!
The sneklace was a bad idea.
Did you get bit?
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Fuck you Fran, it's above 90 here in the south and it'll stay that way for the next few months
>renge
Cute ghosts are nice.
I guess snek wasn't very happy.
No.
Let me live with you.
Snek is too happy.
Can he?
What went wrong?
All ghost are cute!
>Especially you
I remember when I lived in Tennessee
Sure thing
Your snek was very excited is what you're saying?
There's a snake in my shirt.
Ayy
Thank you!
Thanks,, adorable!
Yeah this will work for me
Heya fran you are lucky, cali is always hot!
So like this?
PICS
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Black kid's apology gift claimed
>only few knows who I am
No.
I don't mean it like that.
It's smug, right?
Wew now
>I'm spooky not cutie!
>Boo!
I liek snek
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I know you.
Fuck man it was 27 C here just a couple of days ago.
Like my earlier question, how does a snake act when happy?
Miaa or Allison?
When do you want to move in?
Hey rikka! How are you bae?
Is it ok is Galko moves in with us?
>not cutie!
Lies.
2spooky4cutie
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Snek best.
I don't know, when they move slowly and flick their tongue a lot they seem pretty happy to me.
Miia. Before it starts to feel like hell down here.
You're all a bunch of cunts.
Claimed.
Is it?
This guy gets it
>21c
thats it?
Hey qt! I am alright first day off so were having some fun today! How about you??
Sure no problem as long as she dosnt hate my chuuni actions were all good.
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I am new to this. Have I chosen a good waifu anons?
Not spooky enough.
Spooky=cutie
The joys of the north.
The sadness is the winter has temperatures down too -50 f, or -45 c
Is she still in your shirt?
I know I am but what are you?
I meant that it is cool here and not really hot
Glad to here.
I'm sure she won't!
Shiro claimed.
>Before it starts to feel like hell down here.
Too late.
Have fun with your snake accessory, try not to make it a trouser snake.
>Have I chosen a good waifu anons?
The waifu picks you, not the other way around.
>good
That's up to you, if you like her enough to be your waifu you shouldn't care about anyone else opinion.
She's alright, provided you're not a filthy secondary.
Spoooooooky~
>Are you spooked yet?
Do you love your waifu?
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You're right
Yes, but... it's complicated.. baka..
I feel like Clownpiece was forgotten very quickly, at first she was everywhere be now we're all back to the normal Touhous.
Вкатился
Claimed
If I'm remembering that right.
I got her out.
This isn't fun, she's sort of a handful.
Dva could kill all of your waifus
A top bloke who loves his footy
Nice joke.
>needs a buff
I got 2 legendary skins for that useless girl.
Complicated? How so?
Hmmm?
Hey shiro
Spooked
Lewd
She just wiggle and crawl around too much and ended up crawling into your shirt?
That doesn't seem too bad
Super spooked.
Oh nein, es ist schon wider dieser Süddeutsche....
Yay!
Affirming existence.
Can i be spooky too?
good
uwot
She wrapped around my upper arm and neck at the same time, then went further into my shirt.
>she's pretty strong
Hmm.
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