Sup Sup Forums i have got some uranium

sup Sup Forums i have got some uranium
what should i do with it?

Shove it up your ass. Post vid

PUT IN POOPER

Shove it up your pooper

put it in ass

Throw it into a bonfire
Or throw it off a building top

Build a time machine out of it.

Shove it up your urethra, jack off, and complete to rooty tooty radioactive pecker shooty.

Shove it up your asshole and record it

Open it up nigger

Nuke Isis

in dickhole

and a proper timestamp

Stick dick in uranium, post mutant cock

Dubs demand it

that shits outdated it's to old to do shit

Wait that legitimately says uranium and some sort of minerals

>I am not a clever man
Just like everyone who lets Sup Forums decide what they do with dangerous chemicals

Rolling for anal penetration

eat it

Throw it on the ground in a subway and scream ''allahu akbar''

Get about 5 more tons and extract all the U235 you can.

adding on to what he said i think it's lead/iron now

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Yeah. As a private citizen you can by uranium online legally. Not that you can do fuck all with it. It's mostly U238, and for a bomb U235 is what you want. To get that you need tons of the stuff and a huge facility to enrich it all. The shit is also pretty expensive.

It may be Uranium but its not Uranium-237

Make a bomb, use it to bomb muslims

So what does one do with it. Also that one looks to be from the 70's

Literally takes millions/billions of years for it all to decay that far.

where was it mined?

ra-226 u-238(minerals) and sr-y-90

Really no use to a private citizen. I suppose you could try to give yourself cancer with it, but even that is not likely unless you have a large enough amount. It's pretty damn useless in it's natural form.

That's Plutonium, dumbfuck

Implying that a few years matter considering the half-life of uranium

Make a safe way to move it up and down without being near it and put that shit in water...

Make a bomb

If trips. This.

Swallow and put container in pooper

No, genuinely have no idea

Place it on top of a ceiling tile in a college's safe space. Completely exposed of course.

snort it

Release it into the general population!!!!

put it in muffins and send them in a nice basket to people you hate.

Put it in your ass dude

put it in a microwave oven for science

mircowave

forget the uranium just shit in a glass jar and throw it at a subways wall in daylight

Break it's atoms

nuke Merifat after putting in shit box

Get a grill to make a sandwich for you, put it in the sandwich, eat it, now magic

build a gun to shoot a bullet made of uranium into the rest of the uranium.
make it powerful compact and enclose it inside of a suitcase

RELEASE INTO GENERAL POPULATION PLEASE
I'm about to die here

what if you build your own nuclear fission reactor for free energy?

Send it to a mosque?

guy tried that once. almost finished it out in his shed. government shut him down

it'd be like muzzie christmas

Fuck the government

>The shit is also pretty expensive.
and illegal

Radioactive sand niggers

Eat it

This

Release whats inside it in a preserved lake

>Why tho.jpg

Make a nuclear bomb.

Use it as lube and jerkoff

Is there a connection between this thread and the picrelated threadshot?

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jam it up your ass

Wait wait wtf I saw diff threads from different ppl about it in different locations and timezones I no like