sup Sup Forums i have got some uranium
what should i do with it?
Sup Sup Forums i have got some uranium
Shove it up your ass. Post vid
PUT IN POOPER
Shove it up your pooper
put it in ass
Throw it into a bonfire
Or throw it off a building top
Build a time machine out of it.
Shove it up your urethra, jack off, and complete to rooty tooty radioactive pecker shooty.
Shove it up your asshole and record it
Open it up nigger
Nuke Isis
in dickhole
and a proper timestamp
Stick dick in uranium, post mutant cock
Dubs demand it
that shits outdated it's to old to do shit
Wait that legitimately says uranium and some sort of minerals
>I am not a clever man
Just like everyone who lets Sup Forums decide what they do with dangerous chemicals
Rolling for anal penetration
eat it
Throw it on the ground in a subway and scream ''allahu akbar''
Get about 5 more tons and extract all the U235 you can.
adding on to what he said i think it's lead/iron now
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Yeah. As a private citizen you can by uranium online legally. Not that you can do fuck all with it. It's mostly U238, and for a bomb U235 is what you want. To get that you need tons of the stuff and a huge facility to enrich it all. The shit is also pretty expensive.
It may be Uranium but its not Uranium-237
Make a bomb, use it to bomb muslims
So what does one do with it. Also that one looks to be from the 70's
Literally takes millions/billions of years for it all to decay that far.
where was it mined?
ra-226 u-238(minerals) and sr-y-90
Really no use to a private citizen. I suppose you could try to give yourself cancer with it, but even that is not likely unless you have a large enough amount. It's pretty damn useless in it's natural form.
That's Plutonium, dumbfuck
Implying that a few years matter considering the half-life of uranium
Make a safe way to move it up and down without being near it and put that shit in water...
Make a bomb
If trips. This.
Swallow and put container in pooper
No, genuinely have no idea
Place it on top of a ceiling tile in a college's safe space. Completely exposed of course.
snort it
Release it into the general population!!!!
put it in muffins and send them in a nice basket to people you hate.
Put it in your ass dude
put it in a microwave oven for science
mircowave
forget the uranium just shit in a glass jar and throw it at a subways wall in daylight
Break it's atoms
nuke Merifat after putting in shit box
Get a grill to make a sandwich for you, put it in the sandwich, eat it, now magic
build a gun to shoot a bullet made of uranium into the rest of the uranium.
make it powerful compact and enclose it inside of a suitcase
RELEASE INTO GENERAL POPULATION PLEASE
I'm about to die here
what if you build your own nuclear fission reactor for free energy?
Send it to a mosque?
guy tried that once. almost finished it out in his shed. government shut him down
it'd be like muzzie christmas
Fuck the government
>The shit is also pretty expensive.
and illegal
Radioactive sand niggers
Eat it
This
Release whats inside it in a preserved lake
>Why tho.jpg
Make a nuclear bomb.
Use it as lube and jerkoff
Is there a connection between this thread and the picrelated threadshot?
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jam it up your ass
Wait wait wtf I saw diff threads from different ppl about it in different locations and timezones I no like