Ask a satanist anything

Ask a satanist anything

Do you like or hate Mark Passio?
Google/YT him if you don't know him.

What made you so edgy?

when you handshake with other kindergarten kids you cut them with your edges?

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

which organization: a fake one, an attention-seeking one or a balls-deep "i communicated with a dark lord" one?

how is 8th grade

Which is your favorite final fantasy game you dark and brooding cunt.

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original

when do graduate middle school?

Have you gotten anything from it? money? stuff?

What kind of music u like OP, and tell me what's ur favorite band

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the only correct answer is always 6.

temple of set or levayean?

Why is it only the good kids get presents on Christmas?

post some good metal music or get the fuck OUD

which is your favorite black metal band ?

Will I go to hell for liking girls that have feminine penises?

i donĀ“t believe in god and his servant satan

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Do you like Ghost

Can you do a backflip?
One guy said that first thing you learn as a Satanist is how to make a backflip...
So can you do a backflip?

hows highschool?

Do you watch grimbeard diaries?

How do you feel about worshipping the jewish god, Yaladabaoth, also called Satan? Do you know anything about reality, or is it all 2edgy4u time all the time with you mental midgets?

ok, time to stop posting, op wont answer anything.

OP here, sorry guys, found God.

Are you ready for the school shooting? Also what's your favorite fedora's brand?