Waifu claiming thread: Something something edition

Waifu claiming thread: Something something edition.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=XBE4xBgpVYA
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Kiss anime is down again. Kill me

That is being Fran! Tabletop games are a core part of that!

Basically

Hope you can pass

Sadly there is some Muslim disasters

>Are


Kill me

fish

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Black kid's apology gift claimed

Did someone say legs?
Did someone say feet?
Did someone say sexy slumber party?

I dunno.
I find the human relationship pretty complicated.
I mean, you shouldn't expect nothing from anyone, so you can't be disappointed.

I only need a 60 to pass so I might have a better chance to pass than I think
>on all the questions I guessed on I picked B
>help

Claimed, again. Hey

It's been a odd day, that's all. I need some sleep

waifu claimed

Fuck thank goodness, I hope your bard will one shot everyone

>Dab girl
Ayy thats my hero name now

I have been just fine, just tryng to save money for college and hanging out, how are you?

Very nice.

I approve of this by posting 34.

Hella late claim.

How's it working with all these BigMacs around? Is it irritating?

Killing myself would probably make a huge mess though.

Was it difficult, or did you just not study enough?

Not feeling tired at all, which is quite bothersome as I need to get to sleep.

OMG, du hättest sie töten sollen! Immer diese Noobzerstörer...
Aber ehrlich, wen jucken denn reports? Ich hab sowieso kein Karma.

>when they try to take away the bun
I'm watching mio and others play overwatch because I'm too laggy myself
This feel is strange.

>claiming yume
I thought that everything from that

I've been killed for two hours now. I enjoy kiss anime, but it's crazy unreliable. I use rawranime whenever I get the chance, I prefer it quite a bit. Using it to watch Umaru, and must say I'm not quite impressed.

I spent my day disgustingly digging out a septic tank.
About 1/3 the way done. FML

How about you?

Wow.
There has to be something. Any weird plant life that can fuck you up?

That is a relatable sentiment. I think many anons have thought the same or still do. Or maybe everyone thinks that. I really don't know, but i know it's possible to surprised another by proving them wrong.
To get a clearer picture on your situation may i have your age?

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Affirming existence
>Rattle

So cute, i really want a daughter so i can fuck her until her little bald cunny bleeds then pump her some more, going back and forth from her ass to her pussy.

Während ich ein Karma von 6 hatte....nun ist es ein Karma von 5

disgusting

I didn't remember any of the stuff on it
Basically I didn't study but I've literally never studied before and I've always done just fine

still here

>rattle

May as well just let the dice roll!

At least it was multiple choice

I guess I'll try that out

I see

so which one of you is this?

I see..
>Dab girl to the rescue!
Just doing the same as usual, only I get less time for it now because of the new job
It's not pleasant, but not irritating. I'm the new guy so they pretty much leave me do my things unless they need me

Just the thought of her pussy tearing and bleeding and begging me to stop gets me so fucking hard

I forgot about the point curve
>tfw the point curve is the thing that might cause me to pass
Only problem is that I don't know how big the point curve will be
Here's hoping though...

woah

Frohlocke, sobald du keins mehr hast!
Da wird man aufeinmal viel entspannter.

So you're still in school?

Wait... did I actually guess the job right?
Also nice trips.

Nice trips son of satan. If you don't mind me asking, where'd you get the job at?

They can never take away the bun.

Neo is a brony

Ich hatte mal im Minusbereich angefangen....

Well, I am an actually homo

I'm planning on going to Colorado to kayak next week

Fingers crossed

Pretty tame if you ask me.
Hey Yume, how's it... hangin'?
Wonderfully cute, but what need does she need for two mice?
I once dated a girl who had an amazing amount of dexterity in her toes/feet. She could pick things up, hold them, type, push buttons, perform tasks, etc.

>Fubuki claimed

Ach, das geht?!

Much unlike traps. Everyone know that they are just girls with penises.

What are you doing?

Nah~ I just figured you called the other workers MacDonalds kek. I don't know the name of the job in English, but I help and do small tasks at a construction sites
Thanks master of danks. Read above for the answer of your question
Nice! Hope you have fun~ You do kayak often?
>gift

Nur wenn du Tenryuu heißt

Well damn that sucks, hope your day gets better.
I'm alright.

I wonder what else she did with those feet.


Shiro needs two mice because she usually operates two computers at once. Didn't you watch she anime?

Dio-sama...

Crucify him

Yeah

there were a few questions that were along the lines of f(t) = -5t^2 + 20t - 80t and I had no recollection on how to solve that

Everyone should watch it it's great

I believe that would be called a 'construction worker'.

Giving this video a second attempt.
youtube.com/watch?v=XBE4xBgpVYA

Nice.

>f(t) = -5t^2 + 20t - 80t
>high school nightmares returning
fucking quadratic equations

'türlich

Well we have something called "bear claw" or in english according to wiki giant hogweed. It's poisonous and not nice but far from deadly.
So are all RWBY fags, as expected of Sup Forums.

>Rattle rattle

>Best goth waifu claimed
No more of that ERP shit, just pure Stocking. I want to see some cute pictures in this thread.

Hey, that's pretty gay.

>No more of that ERP shit
WELCOME BACK STOCKING HOW ARE YOU DOING

yeah I would like to hang myself but meh
>big tits
>disgusting af

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fuck math
fixed that for you
math was easy as fuck until they put letters into it

>no more ERP shit
STOCKING

Lies and slander.

>No more of that ERP shit

Fuck off Neo

He's also a nigger.

Like, solve for 0? As in replacing f(t) with 0?

I believe the technical term is dogsbody.

Nah man, it says "no homo" in the Japanese text.

This is a trick

I don't read mongolian

I'm not even sure which is worse...

Well I'm glad to see you too Karen. Seems I've made someone happy today!

You were right, I'm glad to be here

I'm back and I feel much better. Sorry for leaving you guys.

Can't please everyone. That got out of hand pretty quickly.

Believe what you wish, I've had enough of all that lewd stuff. That erp queen stuff was too much, I just want to be Stocking.

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I have screenshots

Well I'm glad you're here.

Fuck

I don't even know
The questions were all "[person] kicked a ball into the air. {a variant of that equation} shows how high the ball was after t seconds. how many seconds until the ball hits the ground?"

please don't leave again ;(

No fucking way it's actually you I thought it was someone trolling
Doing okay? Heard you got a gf! Grats on that.

>fuck math
fuck. math.

No, I haven't actually, but I'll look it up.

And yes, she'd use her feet if that's what you're asking. Quite excellently as well.
>big tits- disgusting af
Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind?

How's life?
How's the woman?

Thank you for specifying~
Isn't that a slang word for a military rank?

You seem like a poplar, so we shall get acquainted. How are you today?

Lies and slander.

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Your waifu is a genderbent cross dressing genderfluid trap.

So how's life going?

You sent them to me yourself

Have I done something wrong?

I'm extremely glad to see that picture. It's great to see you, cutie!

As am I! Missed you

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As in set t=1 -> height
And find the second zero -> difference to 1 -> seconds left
?

Fuck you! Math great.

You really should, it's great!

Feet are kinda meh. I mean, what's the advantage compared to hands?
It's not that they are gross or anything, but I fail to see the appeal.

As far as my dictionary says it's Handlanger.

>shiro
>the cute one

n-no...

Someone posted a screenshot of a telegram text or something.
Either way 3D sucks, amirite?
Hope you're all good and you work out whatever complicated stuff you're going through. Glad we can actually have a conversation now.

>likewise holy shit

Mediocre. Giving Umaru a chance, seems quite overrated from what I've seen so far.

Well it's a nice rumor all the same.
It's nice that you've found the time to visit again.
I am my usual boring self. Not much to say.
Anything on your mind you wish to discuss?

I fucking loved that scene

and I fucking love this edit

>My life is a rollercoaster right now.
I hope it's a decent rollercoaster atleast.

>How about you?
I'm doing good, usual ordinary life at the moment, can't complain.

Ryougi came first, Girl wearing a kimono is cross dressing? Genderfluid is just completely misunderstanding and a girl dressing as a girl is not a trap.

2/10 apply yourself

>We live in a world without mugs for our tea
What should we do Stocking~?

I prefer my men not to be in dresses and panties, but that is just me

I have been for like 6 or 7 years. I do a ton during the summer, and it is now warming up enough to do, so I hope to get in a lot

I'm sure it isn't much help now, but you set it equal to 0, then where ax^2+bx+c do

(-b+/- √(d^2-4ac))/2a


Left to make a sandwich

>Math great.

Is anyone doing anything interesting?

>are you crazy? are you out of your mind?
You probably made that reference on purpose but whatever
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_x8e8QwPofc

Fo rizzle

math teacher said 0 for t
ended up with 0 for answer so that can't be right
I still don't know

You can't leave forever :^)

>watching Umaru
QUICK SAVE YOURSELF

I missed you too.

Eu.