Waifu claiming thread: Super Wide Edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Dio-sama...
You look like Stewie.
You're a champ
That may work.
Wear the same Cologne as my father, wear a leather belt, and approach her in a gruff aggressive voice.
Women can't wait to marry her father. Works every time.
Hmmmm
Very well. How hard could it be?
I've been chased by knives before after all.
It'll be refreshing in this heat.
Showers are quite enjoyable.
claimed
still here
and
so is the air conditioner
Your waifu is visually not a hamster and is old enough.
The rules say insult, but yeah your waifu is considered trash tier by everyone that does waifu tier lists.
best suit girl claimed
you need this as a webm
youtu.be
STOP BULLYING MY WAIFU
Best German Cv claimed
And now
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
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Sure, but it's hard to take you seriously.
Your waifu is Dio ffs.
Probably shouldn't dish insults out if you can't handle them yourself.
fish
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I'm wiiiiiiide.
Am I?
I love it when you're the fastest.
It's war face time again.
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>giving the degenerate Umaru poster a response
i though you were smarter than that
Prefect
Akira.
hsiF
Im doing it now
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Noted, not that I have a good gruff voice.
Hi.
I am.
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Im glad
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You know what, fuck it. I'm going bed.
Have fun with your shit waifus
Hello.
fish
ur waifu is shit
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>being that butthurt
Your shitposts ain't half bad. Night.
How are you?
Good.
You're going to have to start drinking scotch and smoking.
It'll be worth it.
>I'm a positive influence
Sleep soundly in your pile of moist woodchips.
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snot bubble, drool, stuffed animal. looks like a newborn baby in a crib 2 me
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I never made a webm so I tried the first thing that popped up and it didn't work so now I'm getting too lazy to do it.
Well maybe you shouldn't have a trashy chibi waifu
It's hard to be mad at a source of lust, I get it.
If anyone tried to be the fastest, they would've beat me, I wasn't trying.
Kon Futaba best girl
But are YOU doing it?
Fish!
Edgy.
I like it
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Scotch is already my drink of choice when offered but smoking I'll have to work on.
>tfw already called trash by Tenryuus Imouto
Miho claimed
You me Seppuku
Oh, I was going to completely ignore this until I saw the Jojo reference, well I suppose you deserve this.
SEKAI ICHI
fish
Have this.
ralph pootawn claimed
fish
>thanks
I wonder how long until I get my first piece of Dark Souls 3 hate mail
I never got one of those.
Which is sad, I enjoy salt.
>That pic is great
Fuck you
Later
Fish fish fish?
It speaks.
Ah, i'm much more of a bitch and usually just go for gin or mixed rum if available.
Interesting how Denmark has a lower drinking age.
I'm sorry user
fish
Hey jenny, pics for you
I'm surprised i haven't gotten any yet
I'm farming shackles for mound makers and being a dick to everyone
being a purple chaos phantom is fun
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kyle
kimberly
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Notice me
Oh so that's where the help_me one comes from.
Honestly our drinking/age limits in general are the best, I find the american system awful in general. Like teenagers around 16 will want to be drinking and fucking, that's kind of the thing of teenagers.
We also have a generally attitude/culture of trying to impose soft limits and guide instead of the harsh punishable American laws, teenagers can drink but we want to limit hard liqour so we make it harder for them to get anything stronger than beer, but don't punish them if found drinking some vodka the goal is to make sure they don't drink a vodka bottle each.
hi operator
Noticed.
looking cute :3
it is :o
O.O
white people be crazy :p
I agree a whole bunch with this. I love America, I really do, but our government is fucked, our criminal justice system is fucked, our tax code is fucked, our public education system is fucked, etc. I'm just kinda sitting back and watching Rome burn.
Generic army waifus are not great waifus.
>Great Job , Thats a true WAR SPIRT
u cant ignore the order solder !
>6 hours of manatee
>1 hour left
Our systems are much more fear based, but they kinda have to be given the unremarkable demographics america has.
>pic related
How's life graf?
>would you like to know more?
I was not following orders, simply rewarding you.
We're sending you back to the trips!
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
FUCKING DAMMIT
I'm sorry...
Been a while tripsguy, I actually thought that you had quit.
Shite
Feck
Shite
Arse
Feck
It was a close one!
A candy will cheer you up!
Maybe next time.
Me and Yuuko had an even longer discussion on the very nature/culture of American law compared specifically to Denmark, in general I just find that everything in American seems needlessly hardline/escalating; everything needs to be in rock solid law and through a rigid justice system. Of course this is alll coming from someone who has never actually been there and purely get info from internet.
Sadly this is probably an explanation, which we'll start risking with immigration. On the other hand it might be an issue of size.
passable
shit
by far the worst
i am confident you have autism
literally who
Hello
Thanks
You wanna fight? Also that was an air force waifu you ignorant chode
So close this time.
Who are you again?
fish
Penny is home from work!
>Hello~
You don't look very cultured.
I don't know about things I don't care about.
Still pretty trashy.
I'm not gonna take the words of someone who passes a loli.
>trying this hard
wheres mine? :(
np
>I didn't even get a mention
Validate me please!
ouch
any aug or g36c ones?
So your waifu is the act of being an edgy teenager?
It's a remarkably accurate assessment. I think that stems from a more liberal, broad-based approach in which the federal government takes precedence over state and local governments, putting a priority on absolute fairness regardless of common sense. It's that idiotic zero tolerance mentality that got a kid suspended for bringing a 2 inch tweety keychain to school because chains were banned. Our economic and governmental principles have become so far separated from the founding ideals that we're losing sight of the very things which created this nation and spurred its success.
>Who are you again?
anonymous, sorry for not being as elite as you
what makes you say that
so you don't like loli? no wonder your taste is so bad
if it weren't for mugi, your waifu would be the worst
passable